/tennis/ - Australian Open 2018

Yung Feddie Edition

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Schedule is as follows for tomorrow(sunday):


Men
12:30 Carreno-Busta (10) - Cilic (6)
14:30 Nadal (1) - Schwartzman (24)
16:30 Edmund - Seppi
19:00 Dimitrov (3) - Kyrgios (17)

women
11:00 Kontaveit (32) - Suarez-Navarro
13:00 Rybarikova (19) - Wozniacki (2)
14:30 Martic - Mertens
21:00 Allertova - Svitolina (4)

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kek

>the only Argentine left plays against Nadal.

Kerber is perfect wife material

Never doubt Shortsmanlet

Don't be like that, there always is hope.

good

traitors like del porto should lose all the time

>KyrSHIT will wi-
not so fast sweetie

Why is everyone shit but fed

I bet she pegs like a beast too

What makes girls more wet, Nadal in his prime or Fedwinslol bank account?

Only serious answers please.

>sweat literally dropping from Gas'

Fucking hawkeye

Chung's brain. Girls love intelligence

>no hawkeye
Fucking Embarrassing Australia

You can't fight your fate, only accept it with joy.

>line judges and umpires bought off by Federer Inc.
rigged

ROBBED

that was fucking out fuck u federer

nadal fans are mostly older women

She is polish therefore she is perfect :)

...

HEY ROIDAL WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Fuck you I'm not old

>Girls love intelligence
Only because it usually leads to a well paying career.

Berdych beats fed. Screencap this

this doesn't work because nadal is also rich

POLSKA
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Am I the only one that stares at their pork swords. These shorts are so revealing mmmmm

Djokovic magnetic powers

BUT nadal has autism

>will be the 60th time he has made the round of 16

>you now remember Marinko Matosevic

We need snicko!

*tape rustling noises*

IN!

>Only because it usually leads to a well paying career.
nah if you can dominate them mentally and not just on nerdy shit. it turns them on. good reason why con artists get women

Don't Tell me what to do you limey cunt

Probably past your prime.

redeter's playing style is quite bully-ish 2bh

Same. No homo though.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ec07XRA1_wE
novak is a creep

at least I get laid nerd

love mad dog

think he played quallies this year?

...

the mosquito coil is not letting me enjoy my snaks

my mom loves watching stan and tsonga

Gasquet looks like he's going to blow a gasket LEL

Been with the same girl for 7 years bub. Might not fuck a new person every weekend like you but at least I'm in love.

The irony is that lower ranked players prefer playing him rather than Djokovic or Nadal. Olderer just tries to blast winners past you; Djokodal try to make you suffer for as long as possible on court. That said, requesting a day session against Monfils was actually a pretty smart move, I like it.

gaskek in full flight is kino

How did Berdych beat Del Potro? I missed the match, thought it would be straight forward for him so what went wrong? Berdych winning makes the draw so much easier for Federer.

I'd be in love to but all men are jerks and just ignore you and your kids after a while. All men are jerks.

That's nice, dear

del potro couldn't do his one big forehand move on him.

it turns out that Novak DIDN'T request a day session

tfw no giant bulge

my wife's boyfriends daughter says the same thing

Stop false flagging fag.

I'd prefer as long a match as possible with an elite player 2bh, it builds experience and character. novak gives you experience and a memory, fed is just like fuckyoulol

He did. He just lied about it.

or so he said

>lied about it
how do you know?

HAVE YOU LADIES SEEN FRANCIS?

Nah; just like decent women, the good ones get taken early. It was up to you to find a suitable husband to raise children with but you clearly failed.

>feeling lonely
>going through the wedding registry of ex gf
>tempted to buy something for them

being a murray fan is affecting me

Would any of you guys be my friend irl?

Stan is mumcore, but your mum likes watching Tsonga?? user, I don't know how to say this but...

messaging a qt. tell me what to say as there's been a natural break in the conversation

Have you seen Franthis?

what does this have to do with being a Murray fan

roddick said so

From an outsider's perspective perhaps yeah. Agassi admitted to dragging a match on against someone (I don't recall who) just because he didn't like him. Some like it really slow.

Say, been thinking about you and jerking off to the your profile picture then if she doesn't reply say just joking if she doesn't reply again say pls respond

post the convo bud. we can't help without some background

"Just took the biggest shit of my life, wanna see?"

LAYDEES

"ohomoooooo"
Mirka flinches as you run your hands down her soft rolling back
"Roger hasn't touched me like that in years". Her voice cracks as she makes her painful admission to you. You just smile as your fingers make their way up to her head consuming neck. You can feel her reluctance. Trying to resist her urges, she is like her husband trying to resist the effects of ageing in games against Nadal. Both of them pretend they can resist, but they will both end up being physically dominated by a younger man. She squeaks as your hands begin to remove her coat. "My husband bought that for me with the money it got from Wimbledon 2013". She states it as a fact, but you understand the underlying message. She hates that coat. It would have been a nicer coat if Roger had made more money, if he hadn't been beaten in the second round like the pathetic shadow of a man he is. He probably can't even get an erection any more.

You flip Mirka onto her back and the room shakes.
She keeps trying to convince herself she loves her husband.
"Last month I covered this bed in clay, got naked and told Roger it was his chance to do something big on clay for the first time since 2009". She smiles. "But he just walked off". You ignore her words and work your hands into her mucusy cunt. 'uguggmoooooooo''. She moans again as loudly as she ever has. Her children would be woken up if they weren't listening to a tape of Nadal grunting as they slept. You take out your hard cock and begin to insert the tip inside of her. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she bellows. You are so aroused by this that you can barely contain yourself and your cum sprays everywhere. You hear the front door of the house opening "Mirka?" Comes the voice "It is over. I have retired. We can have sex again".

Nadals sweating pales in comparison to gasquet

>Be Gasquet
>literally called as "LE CHAMPION" when he was young
>Wins no slam

JUST

Postcodes now boyos.

2250 here.

don't think so

unironically this.
Alpha as fuck.

2000 here

His head fitted his frame back then, weird

2445

the people responsible for commentating on his matches said so

Because multiple people said he requested it and I don't believe they were all lying. Maybe he didn't want to admit to exploiting Monfils' lack of heart/fitness because he's a friend.

also ask to shit on her. It establishes dominance but also communicates trust

cute

/ourgirl/ hsieh giving it to rada

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Nice to wake up to pasta like this

ye you're probably right 2bh

OK, rape you next grand slam.

You can ask to play in the day?

if you're a successful/famous athlete, you get more of a say about these things, yeah

if u make them money u can do anything :)

>Djokodal try to make you suffer for as long as possible on court.
Accurate. Both Endurance players who just grind you away chip by chip

You can ask to do anything, Australian isn't a dictatorship like your shithole. That doesn't mean you'll get it.

Based

shiggy riggy

>The last time Gasquet beated Federer was 6 years ago

Jesus