Euros named their entire continent after a woman who was raped by a cow

>Euros named their entire continent after a woman who was raped by a cow

el oh el

>Probably merged from three medieval Germanic personal names. The second part is rīhhi (“ruler”).The first part is Proto-Germanic *amal- (“vigor, bravery”), heim (“home”), or Proto-Germanic *ermunaz (“all,complete”). Cognate to Hungarian Imre. Comparable to English Emery and Amory, and distantly to Henry. See also Italian Enrico and Amerigo, from the latter of which America is derived.

America is number one!

Albania
>White mountain
Montenegro
>Black mountain

Slavs aren't white confirmed

brave all-ruler sounds quite good

>raped by a cow

by a bull

Actually the Indian name for the continent is Amaruka which means "land of the feathered serpent".

aka the Great Satan

>america was named after a shitalian

map thread? anyone want to guess what this map i made means?

Greens are islamic countries, the rest no idea

>ywn be Zeus and play jolly pranks in the guise of kawaii animals

correct, blue is safe from islam and red is under threat by islam

Of course. Women cannot commit rape

That was legit art but maybe too risque, substituting for more SFW oriented

there are significant muslim minorities some of the blue countries on your map

blue are gods, green humans and red demons

>central africa
>safe
There is a civil war between christian and muslim there
>Cameroon
>safe
There is Boko Haram in the north

Around muslim, never relax.

Fucking pussy
Speaking of which, did Zeus ever shapeshift to a cat?

of course I don't know about every country, but it seems like the Crimean Tatars of Ukraine, for example, are loyal and patriotic ahead of their religion and thus not a threat. Bulgaria, Turks are leaving in mass numbers etc.

you're right, I had forgotten about these events.

How is Chinese Turkestan?

They aren't allowed to wear burqa or big beard. I suppose they are under control.

There's a good chance he did, we call his little adventures raptos in Spanish and there were close to 50 of those including quite a few instances of incest, and some monsters born, and at least one gay lapse.

Danae was probably the most bizarre of them all, Zeus turned into a literal golden shower

>Moldova
>Mud

Again, it looks a lot worse posted than in my folder een tho it is classic art, substituting for a Louvre piece

EUROPE MORE LIKE EURO PEE
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