Tfw no one will ever look at you the way Australians look at America

>tfw no one will ever look at you the way Australians look at America
why even live lads
youtube.com/watch?v=TiJIYdgkF9M

What a cocksucker

This boot licking fucker makes kremlin propagandists look like refined and graceful masters of their subtle craft.

>2015
Shit, never mind, back to my cryosleep.

lmao the butthurt

australia is unironically our greatest ally. stay jelly

this
caught third hand embarrassment and had to close the tab

lmao more european butthurt who would of thought

He does makes a good point about Americas acceptance of failure, but portraying USA as a selfless nation is a joke

Absolutely no wonder, as America loves dogs.

jesus christ

exactly, because they hate weak cats

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>reliable american ally

More like a lapdog lmoa
Same for canada

>listening back to your first mixes.webm

>in all those wars, america had very little or nothing to gain economically
>including WW2 and Iraq

>france has no one that likes them
feelsbad

No, it's because they are insecure power buffs with authoritarian tendencies, who want a "friend" that'll wag its tail and lick their boots no matter how abuse dog's master would get. Actually the more abusive you are with your dog the more "loyal" it is. There's never any friendship in a relationship with a dog - only dominance and submissiveness.
Anyone who likes dogs is a despotic psychopath with dictatorship fantasies. And probably a wife beater too.

This desu

Should get tiger instead

heehe

>likes cats
>enjoys being the bottom
kekekek

The fuck? For some reason I thought Turkey loved cats.

turkish cats are not owned, they're free

(((Prager)))

This can't be real

>Implying dominant/submissive relationship between creatures who value solitude.
Cats, unlike dogs and vulgar humans, are solitary animals. Hence they're spiritually close to and suited for deep thinkers and profound philosophers.
Dogs are for blue-collar hicks.

It's 100% real and unironic

This cunt can literally eat shit and die. he's halfway there as well after plowing for poo that entire video
His accents is super put on as well, sounds like hes from the 80s

t. Zhang

Naturally, you libtwats on Sup Forums are butthurt about this

>there are people who unironically admit to liking dogs here

yeah well not everyone can get unsolicited rimjobs from australians online on the daily ay cunt

I refuse to believe china is not number 1 for both