Will 'Baywatch' be any good?

seems like its just trying to mooch off the success of 21 Jump Street

uhhhhh that pusy needs lickings!!!

Based pusyposter!

Shaved :(

Starting to look her age a bit

Tans dont do her well

Zantanna when?

No high cut early 90s bikinis. So no.

what shoot is this from

i can't tell because your picture is shitty and low res

stay thirsty

You're a genius, user.

she is so ridiculously hot. those tits are god tier.

too bad she's autistic af.

April GQ Mexico. Cant seem to find good quality though.

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this

too good of an idea for DCEU though

they'll probably get some skeleton with no acting ability who won't even wear fishnets

don't forget the Power of the Rock

He will bring her to DCEU and Paul Dini will write the movie (he'd do it for free).

She looks like that tranny from Ace Ventura here. wtf happened to this whore

>Be Mammario
>best combination: huge firm tits, deep blue eyes, long flowing brown hair, just the right amount of T H I C C
>tan worse than Ariana Grande, lose a fuckton of weight to the pont that the tits have shrunk to the size of tangerine, cut hair to barely above shoulder length, do weird workout regimen that makes shoulders look like a bodybuilder

what a dumb cocksucking bitchwhore cuntface hoebag slut. no wonder shes like 35 and will never have a child or be married. dumb autistic bitch needs a good dicking to change her delusions

>gave Harley an outfit sluttier than her comic version
>gave WW a skirt shorter than her comic version
>gave major roles to beauties like Margot Robbie and Amber Heard
>cast an actual model as WW
>cast milfs like Diane Lane and Amy Adams

Stop pretending that DC is against attractive women or want to cover up all their heroines.

i would Post-Ironically jerk off in the theaters if this happened.

wont be good
too many white people
not enough diversity

HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>dumb cocksucking bitchwhore cuntface hoebag slut

>make all these decisions and get abnormally high female turnouts
It's """almost""" like the majority of women don't care about what some pasty-faced virtue-signalling online blogger says is sexism

How much of a virgin am I for thinking that her pussy seems a bit too low?

why the fuck wasnt she wonder woman god damn

probably wearing a maxi pad
also
PUFFY

>She looks like that tranny from Ace Ventura here


This

>Implying they would keep that outfit in the SJW era

i fucking died, can you comprehend the dissapointment of this autistic boy?

just do it DC

butterface

that tranny was got as fuck

I find her very attractive

Why is she such a slut?

>It's a Mera and Zatanna team up and kill the Joker episode

Why the FUCK was she not Wonderwoman.

I want to have sexual intercourse with her

am I gay?

No, but she will sap and impurify your precious bodily fluids

can't spell succ without succubus

>am I gay?

If you're female.

>this is supposed to be a bad thing

i do have an extremely feminine penis

I want to print this out and do things. Hi res when?

Threadly Reminder of what a coalburning whore she is

Shes definitely been fucked by The Rock, Zac Efron,Woody Harrelson, Jason Fuchs. Also, she was confirmed to be BLACKED by Trey Songz (they openly dated for a bit) Throw in a margin of error of 5 yearly one-night stands, and 2 producers a year, so 12 men a year is a conservative estimate. All in the space of one year. The whore is 31 yrs old, meaning she has been having sex for at least 17 yrs, a quick google search shows she has never only been in an LTR for 3 of those years, and the guy is a cuck, so throw in ten extra men for each year she was with him. Therefore, (14x12)+(3x22)= 234 dicks

So, st least 234 dicks have been inside this slut. no wonder shes barren, her uterus is all torn up by now from the PID

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>not raven for a Magic Girl fight then later team up

SJW didn't stop them from making Harley look like this. In fact, women embraced this look.

>me on the left

Baywatch was never good, it´s only value was being fap material in the pre-internet era.

>will 'Baywatch' be any good?
Of course fucking not. Jesus fucking christ.

Based Daddario working the thirsty Sup Forums and /r9k/ kissless virgins into a shoot

>mfw MGTOW tier Pick Up Artists might be right that women are a bunch of sluts

>Tanned Daddario

Tanning culture is literally the worst meme of the last century

This tbqh with you senpai, the women who do this inevitably end up looking like leather boot.

Dat sexy mons

When you work on a beach you are going to get tan, man. That's a natural thing when you are outside all the time.

>person that works at the beach shouldn't have a tan

what would you do if you had access to that mons???

I would kiss from belly button to balloon knot

wow what after?

Rub her thighs, use my fingers, and focus more on her sensitive areas.

Can you not?

do you think she would like that? what would she do?

Is there already a porn parody called Gaywatch?

She would do what her body tells her to do.

Everything about this poster looks so artificial.

Trey Songz is openly gay

run?

It's too late for that

>it's another Alexandra "Arby's" Daddario posts herself on Sup Forums to attention whore episode

>will Baywatch be good
>you make the 3 main girls
>a fridge in OP
>a slant with no chest
>some random blonde bitch that's a 6/10

It's embarrassing and even just Pam in her prime shits on all these chicks combined

Is she autistic enough to post here? Damn well may be.

>movie adaptation of a old show
>they make fun of how stupid the old show was instead of celebrating the things people liked about it

Why does this keep happening? chips, baywatch, 21 jump street, starsky and hutch the list goes on

no one actually likes the shows but they have name recognition so they combine those two elements.

>thigh high swimsuits will make a return because of this movie

t. user who's never left his basement

I'm ready

Pls no bully

Baywatch should be starring Margot Robbie, Ashley Benson,Emily Ratajkowski and Daddario

baywatch should star emily kinney and she's the new recruit and they only give her bikini bottoms cause she has no top! ha ha and she goes through a big hazing by alexandra daddario but eventually they become best buds

That's mean. She still has girl nipples.

she can wear stickers

I'd peel them off

a friend of mine worked on set with Emily and apparently shes a disgusting mean bitch who treats everyone working beneath her like dirt but sucks-up nonstop to the bosses and her costars

then you'd have the rock on your ass you fucking sex pervert

maybe your friend is a dumb bully herself.

>take pictures of some granny
>make her wear granny panties

kek

based photographer

footpussy pls go

oh, hi virgin

I'm not that guy

*would not do

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footpussy is an fbi operative and that stream he spams is a trap

Pedos must really love make-up tutorials

he's not, but I am

but we're monitoring all those pedos, so don't worry :^)

This naval needs to be licked

*unzips sea men

wow what else needs to be licked?

>will 'Baywatch' be any good?
no

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jojo is a fucking coal burning whore
already past her prime at 17
she used to be so cute