Christmas is coming this year again

Christmas is coming this year again.

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>Tfw too intelligent to understand japanese thread

japs eat kfc on christmas
they get a reservation for take out months in advance

What?

Hahahahahahaha

Yeah, it's like a tradition

I'll enjoy my chimaek (lager beer + fried chicken) on Christmas Eve instead.

So this is the power of merifat culture

I knew what the flag would be before clicking
Japanese Christmas is like an alternate timeline

and we fuck on Christmas Eve. Not kidding

>lager beer + fried chicken
I thought Koreans was some kind of people. But what about that nigger attitude?

American military influence.

I would like to fuck some J*panese ikemen boi on Christmas. It makes my dick go up.

I like KFC however it is really unhealthy food so I eat it extremely rare

you guys are actually christian though

KFC isn't even good for fried chicken. I'm sorry but we've been seeing the world by exporting it.

KFC is shit overpriced. Popeye's is where it's at

Well, with the fall of the two right wing governments, we are becoming more and more secular.

No popeye here unfortunately

I thought you had lager like the Japs and Chinese before we were even there.

Want me to send some by snailmail?

>seeing
*jewing
Fucking autocorrect

Beer was extremely hard to access during the Japanese colonial time.

sure

>the absolute state of Japanese culture

Okay, what do you want?

Is that why you're so attached to it? I've seen it in a few of your doramas.

>Gallon

The fuck do you want, faggot?

>American restaurants sell soft drinks by the gallon
Jesus Christ

Do amerifats even know about water? who the fuck drink a gallon of lemonade?

More like obsession with alcoholic beverages in general.

A family of 5 over a few days

That's a big container of soft drink.

>Gallon
Notice the family sized meals....

Lemme get uh, tendies po'boy and a gallon of lemonade

Why are you Koreans so drunkards? We Russians always consider them outcasts, to tell you the truth, but you seem to approve drinking.

>Do amerifats even know about water? who the fuck drink a gallon of lemonade?
Do Frenchmen even know about refrigeration and resealable containers? No one drinks a gallon of anything all at once.

That'll be $10.98 + Tax

So you go to the restaurant and take the unfinished gallon with you?

Okay, senpai.

12pc family meal with 2lg sides and 6 biscuits, a gallon of lemonade, cole slaw and a corn on the cob. God I'm so hungry right now but I'm too poor to buy fastfood

If you're ordering for your family I imagine they'll take it home and eat there.

> Why are you Koreans so drunkards?

Decades of colonialism, a bloody war, and two dictatorships, and two dangerous right wing governments.

Can't you just take one of the many roaming street animals?

Have you never seen a chugging competition, i saw this one fat hawaiian guy who chugged a gallon of full sugar cola in 2-3 minutes

Why would you buy it at a premium from a restaurant instead of buying it from a supermarket?

But you're now a rich country. I don't really understand, why you (and finns, for example) has more drinking rate than us.

No clue, especially when you can get a whole cooked Publix chicken for cheap.

>I don't really understand, why you (and finns, for example) has more drinking rate than us.
Because that's incorrect.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita

>gallon

It's true and apparently KFC had a turbo-charged ad campaign years ago to associate Christmas with a fried bird.

So there you have it.

>But you're now a rich country.

One of the largest household debts in OECD countries.

Highest poverty rate among old people per capita in the world.

You know the drill....

youtube.com/watch?v=ONqtUfbMf0s
>we can also get Moomin stuff at KFC

Everything else fun to do is either banned or there isnt the space for it/ isnt there, apart from playing computer games that is.

Its extremely difficult for them to go shooting or hunting.
No Horse racing
No skiing
Not much going on sports wise
Not good food
No comedy clubs as insecure
No tradition of theatres or concerts

That's so random that I want a cup like that too.

>w*kipedia
Pekka, go drink piss.

It's from WHO stats, drunko.

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>Why would you buy it at a premium from a restaurant instead of buying it from a supermarket?
Price isn't too different desu.

Fuck, now I want chicken for lunch instead of the shitty sandwich I made.

Yeah man me too, I'm going to go to Publix and get me some fresh tendies.

You find this funny?

>be zapanese
>eat fried chicken in Christmas eve with gf
>then go to lovehotel
Sounds nice.