Is he the ugliest human being of all time?

Is he the ugliest human being of all time?

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Looks normal to me.

Post your face OP. Let's see the pretty face.

thats not a picture of me, user.

What did you suck his cock user and he didn't call you the next day? That's a handsome guy. He looks a little old and worn out from partying but he's handsome enough and has lovely eyes.

Going to need some proof that you're uglier than the trash man

yes

You're not mick blue so youre good my friend

>Spouse: Anikka Albrite
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Nope, that would be your mom.

>when the bogpill hits

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Is the Foreskin Frenchman /ourguy/?

most definitely

Based Rocco
He's a fucking legend

New planet of the apes looks pretty good

based NIcole

he got to fuck gianna and siri up the ass though, win some you lose some

Proof or lying

Not even gay but he's relatively attractive.

All his co-stars enjoy working with him. I'd like to style my hair the way he had it when it was long but no idea how you take a picture of a pornstar into your hairdresser and ask them for that style.

I suppose she might not recognise him but if she does I'll look pathetic.

I'd rather just be secretly pathetic.

>foreskin

you mean phimosis. Most of us have foreskins that retract

>he got to fuck gianna up the ass

That was Mike Stefano. She only ever did one anal scene.

Unless Mick Blue did it off-screen or something.

shes so fucking hot dude id stick my dick up her butt and never leave until i died

She looks like shit without makeup.

Though most women, especially pornstars, do.

Are there any stars at the moment that have the potential to crossover into the mainstream?

i actually played manuel in MKX and he absolutely destroyed me.

I hope you don't mean my waifu.
I'd say Carter Cruise is going in that direction.

he's bretty gud Tbh

How much of a weeb is he?

Has there been any new Xev's videos since she did the first two with her pregnant belly? I need some more milky tendies vids.

>being good at fighting games

How do adults do this without autism or no life? I used to be great at fighting games as a kid but find them frustrating now because I simply don't have the time, attention and dedication required to git gud.

his scorpion is decent
no idea but he was obviously very good at mkx
downtime between porno shoots?

porn stars work like 30 days a year so they have a huge amount of free time unless they're involved in the business aspect as well or have a day job

I know Darcie Dolce in real life and all she does is stay at home and play turntables

Looks 10 times hotter than me desu. He's a very handsome white man coming from a non-white

I fap to him when I want to feel like a classy euro

Seriously the guy fucks for a couple hours a week for a living. One thing he has plenty of is downtime to play kiddie games.

Carter Cruise will NEVER go mainstream.

Neat

>downtime between porno shoots?

You're probably right. Just had a quick look at how active he's been and the last 3 months he's done 8, 10 and 8 scenes respectively. Seems like he has basically 3 weeks off a month and the days he does work he's fucking women for a few hours.

I guess he just plays videogames the rest of the time.

What a fucking life.

Just crop the picture to show only his hair, autismo

Are ugly people more attracted to other ugly people, or do they just settle? Serious question.

also jordi is ourguy

And here I am wage-slaving like a sucker. How did I fuck up so badly at life?

Implying that wouldn't look even more autistic.

No ten inch dick and ability to maintain an erection and cum on command. I know that feel.

>western porn

>I know Darcie Dolce in real life and all she does is stay at home and play turntables
what's she like

did you bang

>pixelated vaginas

Are you that guy who said she messages him on instagram everyday?

>You will never get to fuck so many prime mommy's like Jordi
;_;

>Squealing yellow monkey faced womanlets

>imploring JAV is any better

Pixelated squealing gooks being raped by tiny dicked slope manlets is only sexy sometimes. I prefer western incest.

Women only care about testosterone and this guy oozes of it. Test will exaggerate features and make you look like a chimp but that's irrelevant. The pretty boy with soft features look is low test and doomed to be cucked, has a weak personality or isnt even hetero.

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I want to punch this son of a bitch in the face every time I see his picture

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Ugliest? Nah. Here's the true answer.

>ten inch dick

Manuel would be about 7 - 7.5 max

Thick as fuck though.

Even then the sizes are completely distorted.

I've heard people here recommend his channel. Is it really good?

report the thread, it is off-topic shitposting garbage.

>what's she like
She has Asperger's, it kind of comes across in her scenes if you pay attention. She's really awkward and sort of boring to talk to but she's sweet in her own way. She says a lot of dumb shit that always makes people laugh even though she's being totally serious.
>did you bang
Nope, she's a huge dyke. She's married to a man but he's the textbook definition of a beard, I think he gets her DJ gigs in exchange for her pornbux and that's the extent of their relationship.

>Are you that guy who said she messages him on instagram everyday?
I know for a fact that she basically stalks women on Instagram like that but I couldn't ever see her doing it to a guy.

Final Sacrifice porn parody when?

I HATE him!

>GT

jesus christ

based jordi

>Nope, she's a huge dyke.

I've noticed there are an extremely high amount of dykes going straight for pay in porn.

What's the deal?

Manuel said he used to jerk off to tentacles hentai and loves Urotsukidōji
Read a lot of manga when he was younger, watched whatever OVA he could find back when the only way to see anime was the VHS market
Sperges out about shitty anime like Naruto in his streams, is obsessed with One Piece
Also mentions there's another female pornstar who loves anime a lot and they always get into arguments about which character is better, can't remember her name
He uses Crunchyroll, was watching Dragon Ball in his car when he went to the AVN (hangs out with a complete Sup Forums weeb named Benzai)
Also mentions how he helped his 10yo kid to get dressed as Naruto for Halloween and he was really happy about it because he made some anime-loving friends at school as a result
I think he plays it up for his streams but it's still hilarious

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dude is literally a hobgoblin

I have a theory that he is so fascinated by technology because he is actually an unfrozen caveman.

how the fuck would anyone even know this.

if you aren't related to this fucking faggot you should eliminate yourself from the gene pool immediately.

cuckey neistat mind

>Also mentions how he helped his 10yo kid to get dressed as Naruto for Halloween

Manuel has a kid?

based

he always wins these awards for best male performer I don't get it he fucks pretty average

>faggot that failed his janitor audition still does it for free because he gets offended by people talking about things he doesn't like because he's a fat pussy with erectile dysfunction

Sad!

>Sperges out about shitty anime like Naruto in his streams, is obsessed with One Piece
>one piss
>good

I find the contrast of a pornstar being a weeb fascinating, so I watched a few of his videos and he's actually funny and entertaining, certainly no worse than the average youtube gamer

your threads get deleted because they don't belong on this board.

go back to Sup Forums where you belong. at least there you can post pictures of all the dicks you are drooling about constantly.

WAIT MANUEL HANGS OUT WITH FUCKING BENZAIE FROM CHANNEL AWESOME?!

It's like world's colliding, autism and fucking.

>What's the deal?
Based on my understanding of it a lot of gay/bi but preferring women girls get into porn as an outlet for their sexuality. They do girl/girl stuff forever and then when their popularity starts to dwindle or their want a bigger cash injection they hype it up with "PORNSTAR X *FINALLY* DOES BOY/GIRL" and they make a big deal of it.

I was talking to Dana Vespoli about this and she explained that there's a moderate but passionate market of male porn fans who are inexplicably intimidated by lesbian sex. You can sort of see them in the comments sections of lesbian porn videos, "damn she needs a REAL dick ;)))", stuff like that. Dana suggested it was an insecurity thing. She doesn't know why, I don't know why, but they're one of the few groups of people who are actually willing to pay for porn.

So longtime girl/girl performers do a boy/girl scene and the aformentioned people pay out the ass for it and everyone makes a tonne of money and everyone's happy.

Nikki Hearts paid for her wedding with straight for pay money, apparently. She did like 4 boy/girl scenes despite being a lesbian but they paid better than anything else she'd ever done.

HOW CAN A MAN BY THIS BASED?

It's the way he whispers into their ears in French

there's a video where Manuel took him to the AVN and they're playing mario kart with anri okita and hitomi, it's really surreal

Haha nah I don't think I will you fat pussy.

Yeah he starts pumping like a jackhammer the moment he's in.

He seems like an okay guy but I don't think he's hat great of a performer.

>Manuel took him to the AVN and they're playing mario kart with anri okita and hitomi
hahahahahahah

>You can sort of see them in the comments sections of lesbian porn videos, "damn she needs a REAL dick ;)))", stuff like that
I'm not even a lesbian but I see that shit so much and for some reason it really creeps me out. I have no idea why.

No

Benzaie was always the most normal CA contributor. I can see him or Brad hanging out with porn stars.

manuel is the chillest guy on twitch

Nikki Hearts is a tumblr tier 'queer' thou.

Essential Manuel kino

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Hmm. Makes sense.

Dykes getting paid more to fuck men is the same as women getting paid more to fuck niggers, I guess.

>Nikki Hearts
aw shit
>her first boy/girl scene
>was her first time having sex with a guy period
>she starts intentionally biting his dick because she has no idea how to give a blowjob
glad it worked out for her though. her wife is really attractive.

>mfw based Rocco takes Anri out of retirement

i wish manuel would speak english

>has a QT wife he met before he got rich and has kids and takes trips around the globe whenever he wants

What's your excuse Sup Forums?

She only started saying that after people yelled at her for doing boy/girl stuff. She's married to a woman, never had sex with men before porn, said she never will after, etc.

>and they're playing mario kart with anri okita and hitomi, it's really surreal

At the AVN awards? Did he bring a Wii U with him or something? Or is did the four of the bring DSes?

I don't know which one is stranger.

I wasn't found frozen in a glacier and thawed out and given Jewish powers by science.

getting real sick of this guy ruining tranny porn

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