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Perfect Europe edition

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She (he)'s right, you know.

REALLY starting to miss are millipede lads

british politics were actually comfy before brexit happened

music for the thread
youtube.com/watch?v=62tSy4GrXJU

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can't believe they made a wolfenstein game about killing nazis
they don't even know the series' roots

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yeah but its not some 25 year old white american its a black communist mathematician rapper

Gonna watch a scary film because it's halloween

wish we could turn back time

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Excellent map.

youtube.com/watch?v=PmjDwyC95aM#t=19m25s

>Get to the American resistance cutscene
>sassy black lady whips out her breast
>feeds her kid in front of BJ who looks visibly uncomfortable
>He breaks the ice by complimenting her on surviving what these 'monsters' did
>"UH-UH, IT WASN'T MONSTERS, IT WAS MEN." She corrects him, staring deadpan at the camera
>She says his wife is brave
>"Yeah shes got balls of steel.."
>"WHY ARE BALLS USED A STANDARD OF WHATS BRAVERY???"
>BJ, now even more unsure, tries to compliment her kid, "He's cute."
>She shoots daggers from her eyes as this cishet white pig "It's a GIRL."
>BJ, now completely off-guard, just shuts up
>Resistance gets attacked so they leave him behind to cover their escape
>BJ really looks at the camera and says "Come and get me you 'white ass fascists Nazi pigs!"

was a golden age

ah the so-called map autists

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spotted this doozy in tesco yesternoon

that's not a quote by him you racist

what's with the anti-police and anti-white agenda in the new south park game lads?

trey parker has mutt kids with a black woman

hello bootlicker

lock
her
up

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That's numberwang!

dire gimmick

the 'at is being a runt again lads

matt

sikhs are bro tier

The original Wolfenstein was an honest masculine power fantasy that chose outlandish Nazi caricatures as non-controversial goons who might as well have been space aliens, while nu-Wolfestein is a distorted quasi-feminine torture fantasy that's abhorrently political and psychopathic beyond what 99% of the IRL Nazis were.

wish I was a politician so that I could go on telly and drink pints with big boy gulps

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Miliband_bacon_sandwich_photograph

cry more wh*Toid

cute post

you wouldn't beat hawkey lad

youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU

>uni rorkes feeling too intimidated by intelligent people to talk about how they support Brexit

CREASING

yeah I could

>The original Wolfenstein was an honest masculine power fantasy that chose outlandish Nazi caricatures as non-controversial goons who might as well have been space aliens, while nu-Wolfestein is a distorted quasi-feminine torture fantasy that's abhorrently political and psychopathic beyond what 99% of the IRL Nazis were.

just finished that TV show Mindhunter

kino

I for one will be boycotting the anti-white wolfenstein franchise
naziphobia will not stand

hired goons?

Not sure if I should stop being a runt. Is it worse to continue being a proud runt, or to try to be non-runt (1984 - Chad isn't the opposite of runt!) and fail?

oough

Brainlet interpretation.

The woman who tortures you is the BAD GUY. You're supposed to despise her for it.

actually, it's about anti-nazi bias in videogames

Your IQ
Your height
Did you vote remain or leave?

89
172
Leave

never lived on my own before. how often are you supposed to put a washing on?

just woke up lads
spent the last two days in a bipolar manic episode haha

>austria exists

HAHA! This image made me giggle.

One of our engineers cuts off women early every time they try to talk to him. I have a personal vendetta against the guy so I make a point to call him out on it as uncomfortably as I can in meetings when he does it. (no one ever replies they just move on with the meeting because I work with a bunch of cowards).
Some people might accuse me of white knighting or whatever crazy term kids are using these days, but in all honesty the guy called me fat to my face and I never let it go.

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Been breeding runts in shed 6D to be more intelligent. Some of them are developing self awareness and introspection.

They'll be dispatched in a grease fire by the end of the month of course, but runt intelligence is an enjoyable hobby of mine.

it's pretty good so far. the interviews are the best bits imo

I wash one load of clothes (7x t-shirts, 7x boxers, 7x pairs of pants) and one load of towels per week.

Wash my bedsheets whenever I can be arsed (often on the order of several months between washes).

hahahahahaha
Which lard-arse wrote this?

imagine caring about gamergate

alri tubby

60
152
Remain

>1992: fun fast paced shooter with goofy villains
>2017: explicit cutscenes of some Sw*de's fetish fantasy of pregnant naked communist women rolling around in the blood of soldiers she magically killed with Tarantino bullet time

sound like a genuine mad scientist
do the same with women

I found this post to be funny.

found it on the 'dit

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/78nw82/serious_women_what_are_common_ways_unfamiliar_men/

rude

thog dont care

Metal gear solid v is fucking dreadful. The movement is gash

could have just said that mate

*escapes*

does it portray nazis negatively? might play it if not

that scene was kino tbf

like imagine Sup Forums making you mad

what about socks?

sue

find cocks and fannies quite fascinating ngl

Remember UKIP lads

I'm trying to broach the subject of a threesome with the gf. I casually mentioned that we should share a bed with her sister (didn't say having sex) and she got angry. I'd be fine having sex with her sister, but I was trying to smoothly introduce the idea of it with someone else. Advices?

REEEEEEEEARGHHHHHHHHH
THOTS OUT

started playing it a couple days ago and i could barely make it through the dire cutscene at the beginning. imagine my shock when i'd waited all that time to play the game only to find out the actual game was shit too

thog dont care

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck it up and you lose your gf

*I hear a distant explosion just as I begin to tuck into my luncheon*
ah
Jeeves, the runts are playing in the minefield again

the yank gf

she's a leaf and you know that

You should tell her you have fantasies about getting fucked up the arse
I'm sure she will let you invite another man into her bed
that way, you get fucked, she gets fucked, you all have a good time :)

too thin to be yank

her pictures must be photoshopped
her arse and legs are too good

Wazzit?

Wasn't talking about the villain, was more saying that Blaskowitz and the commie crew are not heroes in the classic way that the closest compariosn, the new DOOM, succeeding in capturing, they're not even "anti-heroic" in the conventional sense, it just comes off like a tumblr girl who thinks she's "genderqueer" writing a Coldsteel the Hedgehog fanfic about DOOMguy. He's a "manly man" who murders evil people, but everything about the story and tone is the work of perverted femininity. It's like all the bad parts of Tarantino films with none of the appeal.

Open world doomed it.

>light eyes
umm sweetie they're canadian

ah yes, le banteur

the yank gf

*enters the thread*

she looks so bad outside of photoshoots

are you hat baiting

APT

Apparently people that voted leave are an average of 20 iq points lower than remain voters

course they are you absolute spacker

what're the people in oxford like
are they normal or are they all snooty poshos

yeah thats why I said it
dopey cunt

Possibly.
I do dislike the game though.