THE AMERICANS PRE-GAME THREAD

Some kinda reveal coming tonight

Place your bets

Beeman's chick is KGB
Henry is dead

Widespread theory

I'm thinking it's something else

Tatiana when?

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what time is it boys?

Nearing the end of last season I was really fed up with Paige. Her character was absolutely annoying.

Now this season so far I find myself feeling bad for her and being annoyed with the parents especially Elizabeth.

The CIA blackmailing Beeman is upsetting to. Im pullin for Oleg to come out on top and Stan defecting. Also Philip has seen to have gone from deflecting is best to MUH USSR

>tfw you'll never share a cold Miller with Stan on a warm summer evening

why live?

>yfw you got to see her amazing ass last season

For the only time ever, Nina was BTFO.

Anyway, tonight's episode is titled: "What's the Matter With Kansas?"

>Philip and Elizabeth have qualms about a new assignment; a specter from Philip's past creates unforeseen dangers; at the FBI, Stan makes a shocking play that could throw his career into turmoil.

Seems packed, but it only runs until 11:03.

Maybe we can see her amazing ass again.

Google is failing me in my efforts

IT BEGINS!!

Are they planting the seeds for when Moscow decides to take them out for refusing to choose Mother Russia over each other?

Hey Neighbor. Can I come in?

Elizabeth is the essence of my dreams. No wonder Phillip doesnt want to share

Damn, Henry is a big guy

Ayyyyy Henry's here

That's just savage, Henry.

>tfw Henry's actor hit puberty like a motherfucker

>Beeman's chick is KGB
Or a spy for this shady aerospace company he us investigating.

oh wow, her voice doesn't match her face at all

>tfw former logistics person

that really hit a neuron

Paige butt shot when?

Paige shower scene when?

I was surprised how much bra they showed last week

oh, the spider-man trailer

it looks watchable

I'm on a 15 minute delay and you guys aren't lying damn.

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Am I late?

post a pic please

Elizabeth is qt as fuck with that hair and those glasees

Keri looks really cute in this getup

>It's an Elizabeth has to seduce and fuck a dirty hippy episode

kinda want but ew a hippy

Fucking normies spilling shit in grocery stores.

Fuckin' hate 'em

When is Elizabeth not qt af senpaitachi?

Used to work in a grocery store, eh?

Worked my way up all the way from stocker to Assistant Store Manager, yes.

Soul sucking industry

Don't mind me, I'm just gonna walk around shopping eating this bag of chips I'm going to leave on a random shelf before I get to the register.

Phil and Elizabeth are gonna realize the tradecraft in her backstory and work out she's KGB

Why are there tvs in scrap iron yards?? Her story is full of more holes than Swiss cheese

Stan has a shit complexion. I think he's on meth

Also: Pasta Tim!

That's not too bad.

>people taking entire steaks and shrimp and shit into the bathrooms, putting the food into stolen ziplock bags, and leaving the meat trays in the toilet
>people also stealing candy and lunchables and shit and taking them into the bathroom to eat them
>used condom on the pickle shelf

Oh, and Pastor Tim is a fucking Commie. Go figure.

Black & White televisions started getting replaced with color tv's en masse in the late 70's and 80's.

WTF I LOVE MARX NOW

no commies allowed

>All alone in the house
>not rubbing one out on the couch

Why can't they depict normal teenage activities on TV?

>vintage Lifestyles packaging

>yfw Pastor Tim and his wife are another Directorate S family

GODDAMN SHE KEKED HIM HARD. HOLY SHIT.

that and stealing sips of alcohol from the cabinet

Stan, what is your plan?!

the fuck is Stan plotting here?

Trainspotting 2 is coming.

the return of sick boy

Was getting caught part of his plan?

>it's a Philip is getting cucked for the motherland arc

>No Russian

Next week looks exciting, to be sure. Slow night tonight, huh?