Why are they always so shit? Can they be fixed? I kind of like them

Why are they always so shit? Can they be fixed? I kind of like them

It's their curse. They're doomed to be eternally mediocre, but never quite bad enough to get relegated.

Cancer club, can't wait for the Hamburg derby in 2nd Bundesliga next year

everyone besides buyern, >schalke and leverkusen should be relegated

>bring back lasoga
>win the league

>Djourou leaves the team
>Team becomes shit
Like poetry

>becomes

>Akanji starts playing instead of him
>team stops conceding comedy goals

t.Werder Bremen supporter

t.Reading supporter

99% of the time, Djourou's a solid defender. Then 1% of the time, he's an absolute retard, who's directly responsible for a goal. And that's why he never made it at the top. Because starting him is basically like starting with a 1 goal handicap.

Hamburger has 2 (two) thread!

Who won those derbies when St Pauli managed to get into Bundeslelga few years ago?

Hamburg hasn't had a good defender since Kompany.

Djourou was fucking shit mate. Always made wonder how this man got 86 caps for Arsenal.

It was a draw and a St. Pauli win at the Volksparkstadion

karma for being fascists

Americas team

>Joris Mathijsen was a bad defender
good to know

He's trash dude

This

Papadopulos is decent

hihihihihihihi

Werder Bremen are the good guys

St Pauli are exactly what a football club run by tumblr would look like

not every left wing person is a tumblrina retard

they are just a club that wants to sell shit to tumblerinas, once you look past the facade they're no different from any mediocre 2. bundes club

Stalinist no longer exist m8.

They do look it in Hamburg, I went there last year and every person I seen wearing St Pauli stuff around wouldn't look out of place at a tumblr meetup.

Scruffy fuckers

Stalinism is shit anyway.

it's almost like groups of people have stereotypes and others in them. Who would've guessed?

This stereotype rings true though, it was far too frequent to be just a small group of fans.

Oh you've met all St. Pauli fans? Quite the week you must have had.

Bundesliga always appears to me like
>Bayernwinslol
>Dortmund get tons of meme fans
>then like 12x Newcastle United
>small number of plucky underdogs
>now plus a successful MK Dons

At least MK Dons add something to the League 1 with their Wimbledon rivalry. A real Leipzig team in the Bundesliga, now that would make things interesting. For now it's just pure cancer.

Why the greeks love us so much?

arent those AEK fans supporting St. Pauli?

what about Tah

>mercantile
>gigantic port
> lots of prostitution

meme

>Can they be fixed?

Hopefully not. They're the Liverpool of the Bundes in the sense of "are year la", always funny to see them struggle.

Bruno Labbadia wurd in Hamburg gesichtet!

onasis built tankers in hamburg

NUR

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