>walk in
>see your wife
>what do?
Walk in
Joseph Sanchez
Elijah Allen
fuck the dude in the ass
Gavin Perry
Be disappointed but free from the nosensical clutches of whimsical marriage
Cooper Nguyen
But my wife is black.
Bentley Martinez
Jonathan James
>>see my wife
Hmmm kiss her ask her if she wants to watch tv.
Pic unrelated right?
Christian Wilson
Tsugi ni omae wa "oh my god! What are you doing home now?!" toyu!
"Oh my god! What are you doing home now?! W-what?!"
I knew you'd cheat, so I took the liberty of taking today off work! And I already replaced your birth control with cyanide!
Carson Jenkins
Same, even eat his creampie from her as she eats mine from his ass
Jason Roberts
ask if i could at least worship her feet while she gets pounded, hopefully ill be able to clean her pussy up after.
Sebastian Roberts
Take a photo and move on with my life. That whore won't get shit in court after the divorce if there's proof of infidelity
Owen Lewis
Ask why he never mentioned that he also liked pussy.
William Powell
Thai would be funnier if he was in blackface
Jayden Cox
Apologize for not being there in time to prep.
Hunter Flores
wake up from the nightmare in which i were married. much worse than getting cucked by a nigger tbh
Aiden Ross
Shoot the rapist in the head.
Christian Hill
144p quality bait my man
Andrew Stewart
>Implying my wife has a vagina instead of a feminine benis
kek
Nolan Nelson
Realize very quickly that I'm dreaming because only retards would get married in 2019. Went mgtow 8 years ago while watching all of you dweebs get more miserable and depressed with the passage of time.
Daniel Gray
wait for him to finish and unload in her.
Then get on my knees before her crying and beg her not to leave me. kissing her and telling her she can do whatever she wants just please dont leave me for the other guy.
tell her I love her more than anything and get down to give her oral sex to show my love.
Justin Baker
Ask why there is only one. I fucking have standards bitch
Kayden Evans
that fucking nigger promised me to never cheat on me with other men , cant be totally mad because the stupid blonde bitch isnt one in fact , but beat the shit out of both the same after taking a pic of the thing for court and shit
Adam Price
Why do you faggots respond to hapa bait?
Grayson Cooper
Makes you one of them retard
Tyler Morris
Burn the house down, divorce the wife, sue for alienated affection, collect the money, begin a special interest group, join a super pac, become president, execute order 66 and then become king of earth, which then I will mandate and sacrifice millions of lives toward space exploration technology, and then expand my empire until each alien race is forced to make colossal images of me and every piece of currency has pictures of me in a Hawaiian shirt playing a jazz flute.
Adrian Hernandez
Disgusting
Nolan Stewart
use the porn board
Jack Anderson
"Hey man, that's my wife you can't do that."
Jacob Wood
cut your racist bait.
but I would express my misgiving because her fucktoy has tattoos which I despise on every humans skin.
Kayden Rogers
How is that what I'd see? Is the door to my room no the ceiling over my bed?
Evan James
I envy you
Easton Cook
kek