According to TV2 (Norwegian private TV) this would be the new map of Spain after the Catalonia incident
Thanks Norway
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so the EU is giving you Portugal for an independent Catalonia?
wheres spain number 2
> Norwegian education
According to Norway, yes
I think it's a good trade tbqh
espanol civil war when?
>Spaintugal
>nonexistentugal
What is with N*d^cs and having absolutely no fucking clue what Spain looks like? This is not the first time some literally who snownigger TV channel fucks up this badly.
The Iberian peninsula looks much bettr without Portugal
It would look better without Catalonia.
can't always get what you want
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We can only point out where Norway is on a map. We are the americans of Europe
You think we care about mexicans?
At first I was annoyed by how aesthetically unpleasant the picture was. Then I laughed because it took me a good minute before I realized Portugal's existence. It looks so natural I didn't even notice for a whole minute. That is how little I think of Portugal.
Rude
So you guys aren't even going to pretend anymore, and just go for it?
thanks for portugal i guess
yes
>wheretugal?
UR GAY.
does portugal have a flag?
u wot m8?
>Sw*Doid education
they used to have one before being annexed by spain while everyone was distracted by catalonya
>URGAYIN EDUCATION
I don't get it.
>norwegian education
ever heard of portugal
he doesn't like breaking away from the continent
the president of the Xunta was at my city's inauguration ceremony, I guess we're closer now than ever before in economic terms
Is that a province of Spain?
PORTUGAL ES ESPANA
tugas on suicide watch
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We basically own Gran Canaria and Mallorca.
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the canary and balearic islands, málaga and barcelona have all been formally annexed by scandinavians
I will murder you gaijin
Unluckily, There are some scandis over here. When you are tourits, you are kinda right but your expats living here are literally sandniggers tier. Like the brits , you try to create your ghettos but you try to do it in towns full of locals.
a lot of people here own summer homes in spain and don't bother to learn the language, it's really subhuman-tier
Fun fact, a colloquial name for Torreviejas on the east coast is Torvika, because the names sound roughly the same. It means Tor's cove.
Elviria on the south coast is often called Oslo 3.
> w-we're totally different from those Muslim subhumans who don't ever integrate, I swear!
whites, everyone
SPAINTUGAL
stop pretending that you hate scandis, you know you need the tourist shekels
>this is what nordic slime really believe
tourism ""industry"" is shit tier, go give your shekels to the croats or something
>This.
My parents are looking for one right now.
No, we're too far into the colonisation program to back out now.
I remember i was on vacation and my mother went into a shoeshop and tried to barter the price. The clerk was like "OUT OUT! FILTHY TOURISTA"
It's a country with less Bastard Children than Scandinavia
based
why are you heartless? Croatia needs your help, today
Just go with the flow bro
Would actually be funny if it actually happened
>Spain will be Nordic in the future
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I DON'T WANT TO BE A WH*TE SUBHUMAN
When are you gonna get Galicia back?
It happened, funny as fuck. It was on Tenerife.
Don't resist it black boy, it's for your own good. Spain will be lifted into the light of civilisation at long last.
let it happen dude, we will create a great welfare system for you and you can be a neet for the rest of your life
>*pukes on himself*
>civilisation ja!
That's the spirit!
do not talk to me ever again
This is the king of Mallorca
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some next level banter right here
how will my spanish irmãos and primos react?
spanish girls belong to BIG NORDIC COCK
We dont care about the scandinavian tourists, the problem are the faggots who are LIVING HERE. I would not care if they integrated, we have cunts from all around Europe in Málaga (Irish, poles, italians, so on) and we have zero problems with them.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DELET DELET DELET DELET
SPAIN ISN'T WH*TE AND WILL NEVER BE
>boohoo Spain mustn't split, there will be too many tiny countries in Europe and in the EU
>Catalonia is larger in area than Malta, Luxembourg, Cyprus, Slovenia or Belgium
>Catalonia is larger in population than Malta, Luxembourg, Cyprus, Estonia, Latvia, Slovenia, Lithuania, Croatia, Ireland, Slovakia, Finland, Denmark or Bulgaria
true, worst part is that I've often heard people complain after they moved there that spaniards are too bad at english
Oh, you made me think of Magaluf. It's so nice to sit on the norwegian bars there before going out and get some spanish chicas
Our your wife's white son
What's even worse, is that NONE of them speak Norwegian, or even Danish. Can you believe it?
kek a lot of my friends parents have houses in spain where they live parts of the year
in summer we go there to get shitfaced and party in these small villages and enjoy the local restaurants and public areas
how does that make you feel?
We even have our own newspapers in Spain hahaha
Yeah it's strange, how can a place be called Græn Kanaria and have no norwegian or danish speakers
>Nords completely hijacked the thread and inflicted a massive defeat upon spanish forces
kek we too
mfw their coverage on catalonia is basically >eh lol
>in summer we go there to get shitfaced
>how does that make you feel?
>To get shitfaced
And so the scat stuff is not only a german thing but a germanic one?
We are the original spanish.
It means drunk, hermano
There are some people who do it, most of them are half spanish/ half scandi though.
Brits too, and the finns, and the fucking frenchies, and the russians. Do you feel special because You have a newspaper in Spain?
Is this, dare I say it, Our future?
Spain was white!
Shut up germ nigger, the germ niggers were appointed by the roman empire as tax collectly and swiftly crumbled spain, no one in spain owed alligeance to them.just paying taxes.
vikings discovered gran canaria before the mexicans came there
it's literally nordic clay
we're the indigenous people
i know english is hard barbosa but pls try
That looks remarkably much like danish clay
swedish territory, as a part of scania? great idea friendo
i believe you are mistaken
I just got Sweden's flag and changed its colours in paint lol
Fixed the flag.
The romans were occupied by us as well by that time. (Ostrogoths)
What a silly thread you're all fags. Nordics have money and spaniards need money. There is a market and a demand for renting/owning homes in warm weather. It is what it is.
Fuck out of spain germ.
That is what I thought till I had to live around finns.
Germanic nigger occupation only lasted 300 years and were not very visible as an extrene minority.
It all started with Dannebrog 800 years ago.. And from that, numerous great flags have been made. Yours will fit in perfectly
Spain doesnt need foreigners buying property or tourists
Here's a new flag
is this the /scandi/ comfy thread?
Why are you in this thread? Are you Hispanic? This thread is only for spanish people.
yes it does, without nordics keeping their economy intact, spain would collapse.
Who told you this?
Prove it.
Some times I wish I had enough money to go to the USA with the purpuse of killing you with my bare hands. Really you are annoying as fuck, you chicano cunt.
Say whatever you want about Scandis, but they will always be better than English chavs.
god told me