Please leave me alone, user

>Please leave me alone, user
>my boyfriend left me, and i'm really sad

all right, see ya.

ive heard that strangling a man to death with your thighs is very therapeutic for dealing with breakups

daily reminder this is her husband

are you sure you dont need pusy lickings to cheer you up?

MEW is average looking herself, so I see nothing wrong with this pairing.

>greasy cowlick hair
>nu male beard and glasses

he must hung like an evian bottle or something

>I do sex for art

slag

>intentional comb over
>barely her height
>skinny, fragile
>looks like a serial killer from the 70s

It must be love.

GOOSED

alright.

Is that her husband ?

>her husband instagram video

>they are alone
>she is looking at her phone

She's most likely taking photos/videos

>previous romantic and/or sexual experience

into the garbage WENCH

>oh god what does he want now
>OH CAMERA :)))))

god why can't i be her boyfriend

y-you too!

kek all women are trash even sexy hollywood superstar models

IT'S NOT FAIR

what did she mean by this

attention craving whore

i want to lick her legs, especially where the bruises are

she's into hardcore shit

Shes a hipster, hes a hipster. It makes sense

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if mew was in a scifi and she had a laser gun, she would be PEW! PEW! PEW! MEW.

goodnight.

What's wrong with her thighs?

hell yeah my man

nothing

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