> Be me >Medical Assistant at hospital >Get new volunteer >GAWK and stare at new volunteer all day >Think he looks like black Quagmire >Accidentally call him Blackmire >He asks WTF that is >Have to think fast, tell him its the name of an amazing knight in British lore. >Volunteer now tells everyone he is Black-Mire. >I have created this monster.
If I was in the hospital and that thing tried to volunteer with me I'd be trying to pull the plug or make bubbles in my IV. Fuck me, it looks like he's wearing the giant gulag head from beyond thunderdome.
Unfortunately we have to allow this, he is part of the student group that volunteers for trauma kids, imagine waking up from a coma and this TIKI headed nigger is staring you down.
Blake Robinson
ROFL'd hard
Oliver Nguyen
TOP KEK
Ryan Long
why is it always Latinos that get that shit?
Dylan Long
Poor guy can’t help the way he was born. I have to say OP, you may have outed yourself with this thread as I happen to know who he is in real life. The black-mire thing is harmless but you’re prohibited from taking pictures in a hospital as a healthcare professional. Major HIPA violation on top for taking pictures of the babies. I’ll ask him who taught him black-mire so this can proceed. Also, taking screenshots of this thread.
Daniel Watson
If I woke up from a coma and saw that thing I would think I died and went to hell
This nigga looking like the heads on easter island
Alexander Gray
I'd like to hear what the world looks like to him. Hyper connected reality. So many ways to engage with the public so few ways to stand out. Body are taking notes.