CANUCKS AT OILERS

BOTH TEAMS BACK FROM BYE WEEK. HORVAT IS SEEN SKATING AND IS EXPECTED TO BE BACK THIS WEEKEND. RNH OUT 6-8 WEEKS

>tfw was gonna get drunk for this but i dont feel like going out and getting beer
oh well

>tfw the post-injury streak of humiliating defeats at the hands of divisional/historical rivals is going to continue

I think I'll be making a run after the 1st

Can both teams lose

Thanks

rnh is the oilels highest goal scorer and he's out, they're probably fucked

o rly

no worries, just the patented markstrom sofite. also
>gudbransson, edler, gagner, markstrom, eriksson spent the bye week in mexico

HERE FOR BULJU/BOESER SHITPOSTING

canucks legend zack kassian

CBC is such shit

tfw no hughson on commentary

Who the fuck are these chucklefucks doing commentary

>pronouncing "about" as "aboat"

They actually sound like Americans think we sound

>you're so afraid to make a mistake when McDavid's there
>1 goal in his last 10 games

he does a good job at spoonfeeding maroon desu

>I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP
every time

>ywn see Maroon and McDavid on a competitive team

i say it like that, most actual canadians do you fucking paki

lol holy fuck who is in charge of cbc commercials

>Edmumbaian calling others pakis

Are they still airing out fuck wypipo crap at the expense of your tax money like I've been told?

yeah but not this time. it was just cringy as hell

MARK MESSIER HERE, WATCH AS I EAT LAYS CHIPS IN FRONT OF THIS POC FAMILY

>too personal man

Almost certainly

Don't let state-run media happen in your country

>gaunce trying to take out someones ankles
the absolute madman

WHO IS THIS WONDERFUL WIZARD WHO CAN SEE WHAT IS TO COME

OH SHIT IT'S ME

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>speaking of pakis

lol

Jewjar?

i was pretty hyped on horvat maybe playing tonight, fuggg

>implying the loser isnt the winner

I still believe

We deep into the Trudeau Era now

Oh thank Christ beer run time, brb

>didnt score on that breakaway
SHOOK

>fat drag tranny in commercial
the absolute state of cbc

>PM advertising himself on government media

He's such a dum dum irl

holy shit nice goal

WOOOO DANIEL GONNA DAN

SHRED OF DIGNITY PRESERVED

OUR YEAR ETC

WHATEVER

WILL THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MEME STRIKE AGAIN?

sick tip tho

Stectches leg broke

Digits confirm

>LMFAO in 2018
wew lads

kek has fatanen been benched after that 1st goal?

COMEBACK MAN SUTTER STRIKES AGAIN

>dangerous lead

LEL GODDAMN SUTTER GONNA SUT

OILERS SOMEHOW CHOKING A 2-0 LEAD AGAINST HALF AN NHL TEAM

MCBUST STILL BUSTING

OR MAYBE IT'S NOT THE OILEL'S FAULT

MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING INEVITABLE TO THIS

MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, IT IS

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A lead most dangerous

>sutter on pace to score 1 goal a game since coming back
based

Haha get chinked edmonfags give us pooloo already

oilers defense is a complete joke. nurse is the only one i wouldnt immediately put on the block

what about larsson?

MDZ to EDM for player/pick/prospect confirmed

E5

>virtanens first shift of the period
oh man

so oilels fans how are you liking camalleri

if hes going to be perpetually injured than whats he good for?

we wuz kangz the movie looks kinda good desu

hes alright, just old and doesnt have that top gear anymore

>capeshit
>""""""""""diverse"""""""""" capeshit

looks like regular capeshit

oilers pp is so bad all you can do is laugh

>tfw cbc programming is working

maybe, i havent watched capeshit in years though. i think the last capeshit i watched was the avengers

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>in the contest of two meme teams, the living meme becomes too powerful to stop

To be expected

is bulju literally the best player on the oilels?

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...

You haven't missed much. Deadpool and Guardians were fun I guess. And Logan's first half was very good.

>tfw no legendarily memetic Finn
>if >we get one it'll probably be some sieve goaltender

pretty much this game right now. fatanen -2 and all over the place, bulju with 2 points. coach green is gonna freak

how long until we see travis green pull a glen gulutzan?

oh yeah i watched deadpool, that was alright
>tfw havent gone to the theatre in years

welp its homm 3 time, im fighting off three enemies at once because my "allies"" arent helping

...

Draft Heponiemi 5th overall

giv pulju

fite me for him

Have McGaykid instead

panthers took him FOURTIETH overall

meanwhile the oilers took yamabusto 20 or whatever

Good Lord no

>$13m

>5th overall

Mean ;_;

reminder that whoever loses, wins

Which team should I cheer for. Both cities have lots of Tim Hortons and hospitals

neither

whats the over and under on him biting his tongue off one day

>tfw you sit through the entire intermission watching shitty cbc commercials while sponsored by some chink phone company

>basing who to cheer on your employment opportunities

Pretty mercenary of you Duterte

Top banter Paulo

I'll have a double double and a bacon and egg bagel

>edler is playing well
what the fuck

Fuck that stupid annoying kid who keeps yelling

thats what im thinking too. little shit yelling into the camera

OH LAWD THE MEMES CANNOT BE STOPPED

>m4rkshit

good one stecher

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oh nvm it hit the refs skate lel

>tfw two backup goalies
>only one is an NHL backup

>pp
>in dangerous lead status
oh shit

Vancouver, we fucking love immigrants. One guy got signed once only because he was a Hindu from surrey.