People don't take the piss out of the OT enough

People don't take the piss out of the OT enough

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Get in there you furry oaf i dont care what you smell

YUB NUB

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH

Getting worse all the time.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>There's always a bigger fish.

In my experience there's no such thing as luck

"you came in that thing, you're braver than i thought"

“In my experience there is no such thing as luck.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"

Sister... SO... you have a twin... sister.

>I have a bad feeling about this

Even I get boarded sometimes do you think I had a choice??

Luke

INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!

TOO LATE!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

GOOD SHOT, RED TWO!

Use the Force

"Luke, did I ever tell you about sex? Reproduction was the biological process in which a new life form could be created from "parent" lifeforms. For humans, that process was the result of a sexual union between a male and a female, resulting in the female becoming pregnant and giving birth to children. Senator Padmé Amidala of Naboo became pregnant during the Clone Wars, with Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker as the father. Her pregnancy resulted in the birth of twins, Luke Skywalker and Leia Organa. By the time of the Clone Wars, it is believed that the human women of Coruscant no longer carried or delivered their own progeny and chose to hire others to do it for them. However, during his imprisonment and subsequent questioning on Vallt, Galen Erso disputes this, suggesting it may either be a myth or simply an exclusive practice of the Coruscanti elite.
Some species, like the Tibidees of Stygeon Prime, would call out to the opposite sex in order to find a partner. That process was referred to as a "mating call."
Reproduction could also be replicated via cloning, a process in which the DNA of one life form could be copied to produce genetically identical individuals. Prior to the Invasion of Naboo, the Kaminoans cloned bounty hunter Jango Fett, resulting in the eventual creation of the Grand Army of the Republic."

Aaaaaaalmost theeerre...

Aaaaaaaaaaalllmooost theeere....

It's away!

...Negative. It didn't go in.

BANTHA POODOO

I'll try spinning, thats a good trick.

I bypassed the compressor

I AM THE SENATE!

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM!

Obi-wan has taught you well.

Now, witness the power of this fully operational battle station.

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>he doesn't have more than one sex life

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Where's Padme

I don't think she liked me watching her.

LUUUUUUUKE

I want to go home and rethink my life

>You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought

Uncle Owen!

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?

Credits will do fine.

That's no moon...

>"If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find"

He is too old.

>40/4/26/1

ITS IMPOSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>not having less than zero sex lifes

I'd just as soon kiss a wookie.

I am the force, force it in me. I am the force, force it in me.

I am your father.

Sorry about the mess.

Luke ? Take these two over to the garage will you? I want them cleaned up before dinner.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

Dew it

The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

"And not just the men, but the women and the children, too."

Rest easy son, you've had a busy day. You're lucky you're still in once piece !

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough. But your uncle wouldn't allow it.

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In time you will call me Master.

You'll find I'm full of surprises.

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I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here.

>59 posts in
>No "i have a bad feeling about this"

Kill yourselves

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whats this then ?

The dark side is clouding your judgement

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droidekas!

It' treason, then

>What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?

>They have gone up the ventilation shaft

boring conversation anyway

>NOT JUST THE MEN
>BUT THE WOMEN
>AND THE CHILDREN

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> By the time of the Clone Wars, it is believed that the human women of Coruscant no longer carried or delivered their own progeny and chose to hire others to do it for them.

I have the high ground

>you're you got out of there

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine

Lol sex life lmao f.am

"I've got a problem here."
"Eject."
"I can hold it."
"Pull up!"
"No, I'm all—Aargh!"

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING

He’s holding a thermal detonator!

does backstroke of the west count?

No

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Cover me, Porkins!

THEY CAME FROM BEHIND

Must have one intense session of pure hatesex

Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe

Underrated

The prequels have been taken by reddit, it's their meme now.

At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?

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That line still makes no sense. So what, he trained Luke as a force ghost, Luke was still a complete shitter who needed a sympathy rescue.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Get in there ya big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?

>Execute order Sexty-Sex

I used to bullseye womprats...

Dont worry, I know some maneuvers