sauron the fair
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willies
forgot to call my boss today /brit/
give me an excuse i can use for when i ring him tomorrow
Kimbra
I can still hear your computer. Take the piss.
boss is going to be purging all anti-semites from work today
guess that nosenberg comment really got to him
Favourite film lads?
Trainspotting for me
everytime the gf lays down her boobs literally fall out of her top.
quite funny but must be annoying
Big time telly star me
ahh yes up nice and early for the commute
arranged to have one of these put in me gaff
Based LKY
>sauron the fair
Who'd dat?!
I love LOTR and never heard of no Sauron the fair
bit sad because shes got no boobs
whoever said money doesn't make you happy must've been fucking poor
>new zealander
yeah no thanks not into sheepfuckers
need to learn to be respectful towards your local muslims population
Is Silence actually worth watching? I love Scorsese but this looks like it could be boring.
webm x
aaaaaah yes
britain
mummy made me chicken soup and pasta
John might be a manlet but to be fair Breanne is a giant bitch and she's probably wearing heels
nice FTO
Any crocodile Dundee man in?
racist
Want to have sex just so I can say I'm not a virgin if anyone asks.
Who wants to hear a good joke?
did that and regretted it
looks comfy
What you did: there: I see: it
chuck us a joke wacky saffer
How old are you?
nice CHC
Was Sauron's ultimate goal to free Morgoth?
yes I do
any patriot man in
stop putting avos on toast
just shat my bed
me pick me!!
any technology lads in?
got a question :(
Even the colour of brick could make this less depressing. A lighter brick would make it look so much better.
We are one of the cloudiest, dullest countries in the world and you choose to use a dull, dark brick for your depressing, square structure. What kind of dumb cunt are you?
The UK is fucked with architects like this
wouldn't mind knowing what it feels like
Is Dune (1984) actually worth watching?
hi
no, he just wanted all that shit to himself, doubt he even gave a fuck about Melkor any more
Is it possible to be truly happy after the age of 15?
me
TOIL ON THE MORROW
>taking a picture in your private home to virtue signal
very nice absolutely love modern culture
is it ok to go in mcdonalds and eat breakfast by yourself?
don't you find it weird how every woman you walk past has had sex despite how innocent they look
>everyone looks down on me and hates me
>I'm afraid to talk to a girl because she might look down on me
the virgin delusion
business idea: lads holiday to bargies
>is it ok to go in mcdonalds
only if you make less than £20,000 per annum
any springbok man in?
yes
Why did you regret it?
24. Not ugly, not very confident but not an autist. Don't have a problem talking to girls or anything but I just don't meet many.
don't think so.
'e.
anime
ebin :DDDDDD
>first time having sex
>it's with two slags off their heads
>no condoms, in one glorious moment of true chad autism, decide to rawdog it
>two pump chump the first one then spazz out and lose your erection
>they realise they've fucked up
>convicted of rape
>have to pay child support for a FAS kid you never see forever
>doesn't matter had sex
...
Did you go to university?
lads just imagine if we pooled all our efforts and time that we put into posting high quality banter on /brit/ and used it productively somehow. we'd be billionaires in no time.
jaboet, Meyer was vokken kak though
Two students walk into a chemistry department lunch. One student orders H2O. The other says: "I'll have H2O, too."
The second student dies.
might be
but is this
youtube.com
can honestly say i was expecting that photo to be something else
feel sorry for sad cunts like you who care what normies think
do what i want when i want simple as don't care if some twat gives me a dirty look
What is it
*goes to the character creation menu*
>hair: short
>beard: no
>build: twink
i love her
the virgin post
Disaster of a joke mate.
To the Yanklad who asked me to keep him posted about the 'ner: it was a very nice and fairly warm chicken vindaloo with basmati rice.
just felt hollow, was with a girl i didn't really care for and you can only lose it once
Might watch dancer in the dark
this another one of those white male mass shooters
don't get this
no point in being productive when i have no skills of my own aha
genuinely believe this is the best album of 2016
justice really can't go wrong
where have i heard this before? better not be big bang theory
willies
It's not that hard to figure out literal retard
abysmal
H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and will kill you if you drink a lot of it
Hydrogen peroxide
Anyone seen the film Being There?
did you fuck ivana yet?
Really want to go out for Halloween and pull dressed up slags but doubt any of my mates will even want to go out
This feel is a deep pain
No, went to college and nearly lost it but got whiskey dick in bed.
Not even fussed about waiting until I find a qt to lose it to but I feel pressured when there's sex everywhere and I work with outgoing normies who talk about it all the time.
>Having an open relationship with the gf while she finishes Uni and I live at home
>She's already hooked up with 3 guys since September
>I can't get any likes on tinder
Think I made a mistake agreeing to this
complete and utter spastic nothing can save you
Thanks, lads.
she's so beautiful though
>Halloween
FOY
the rock band that practices across the road has replaced their bass player i think
they actually sound quite good now
What does it mean when your cum comes out chunky
I was gonna say I don't understand how it's possible to go to uni and not lose your virginity
Better that than getting oneitis for a girl who did that and more (MORE).
Drink HCl.