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sauron the fair

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willies

forgot to call my boss today /brit/
give me an excuse i can use for when i ring him tomorrow

Kimbra

I can still hear your computer. Take the piss.

boss is going to be purging all anti-semites from work today
guess that nosenberg comment really got to him

Favourite film lads?
Trainspotting for me

everytime the gf lays down her boobs literally fall out of her top.

quite funny but must be annoying

Big time telly star me

ahh yes up nice and early for the commute

arranged to have one of these put in me gaff

Based LKY

>sauron the fair

Who'd dat?!

I love LOTR and never heard of no Sauron the fair

bit sad because shes got no boobs

whoever said money doesn't make you happy must've been fucking poor

>new zealander
yeah no thanks not into sheepfuckers

need to learn to be respectful towards your local muslims population

Is Silence actually worth watching? I love Scorsese but this looks like it could be boring.

webm x

aaaaaah yes

britain

mummy made me chicken soup and pasta

John might be a manlet but to be fair Breanne is a giant bitch and she's probably wearing heels

nice FTO

Any crocodile Dundee man in?

racist

Want to have sex just so I can say I'm not a virgin if anyone asks.

Who wants to hear a good joke?

did that and regretted it

looks comfy

What you did: there: I see: it

chuck us a joke wacky saffer

How old are you?

nice CHC

Was Sauron's ultimate goal to free Morgoth?

yes I do

any patriot man in

stop putting avos on toast

just shat my bed

me pick me!!

any technology lads in?

got a question :(

Even the colour of brick could make this less depressing. A lighter brick would make it look so much better.

We are one of the cloudiest, dullest countries in the world and you choose to use a dull, dark brick for your depressing, square structure. What kind of dumb cunt are you?

The UK is fucked with architects like this

wouldn't mind knowing what it feels like

Is Dune (1984) actually worth watching?

hi

no, he just wanted all that shit to himself, doubt he even gave a fuck about Melkor any more

Is it possible to be truly happy after the age of 15?

me

TOIL ON THE MORROW

>taking a picture in your private home to virtue signal
very nice absolutely love modern culture

is it ok to go in mcdonalds and eat breakfast by yourself?

don't you find it weird how every woman you walk past has had sex despite how innocent they look

>everyone looks down on me and hates me
>I'm afraid to talk to a girl because she might look down on me
the virgin delusion

business idea: lads holiday to bargies

>is it ok to go in mcdonalds
only if you make less than £20,000 per annum

any springbok man in?

yes

Why did you regret it?
24. Not ugly, not very confident but not an autist. Don't have a problem talking to girls or anything but I just don't meet many.

don't think so.

'e.

anime

ebin :DDDDDD

>first time having sex
>it's with two slags off their heads
>no condoms, in one glorious moment of true chad autism, decide to rawdog it
>two pump chump the first one then spazz out and lose your erection
>they realise they've fucked up
>convicted of rape
>have to pay child support for a FAS kid you never see forever
>doesn't matter had sex

...

Did you go to university?

lads just imagine if we pooled all our efforts and time that we put into posting high quality banter on /brit/ and used it productively somehow. we'd be billionaires in no time.

jaboet, Meyer was vokken kak though

Two students walk into a chemistry department lunch. One student orders H2O. The other says: "I'll have H2O, too."

The second student dies.

might be
but is this
youtube.com/watch?v=4WWu1kclNDA
can honestly say i was expecting that photo to be something else

feel sorry for sad cunts like you who care what normies think
do what i want when i want simple as don't care if some twat gives me a dirty look

What is it

*goes to the character creation menu*
>hair: short
>beard: no
>build: twink

i love her

the virgin post

Disaster of a joke mate.

To the Yanklad who asked me to keep him posted about the 'ner: it was a very nice and fairly warm chicken vindaloo with basmati rice.

just felt hollow, was with a girl i didn't really care for and you can only lose it once

Might watch dancer in the dark

this another one of those white male mass shooters

don't get this

no point in being productive when i have no skills of my own aha

genuinely believe this is the best album of 2016
justice really can't go wrong

where have i heard this before? better not be big bang theory

willies

It's not that hard to figure out literal retard

abysmal

H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and will kill you if you drink a lot of it

Hydrogen peroxide

Anyone seen the film Being There?

did you fuck ivana yet?

Really want to go out for Halloween and pull dressed up slags but doubt any of my mates will even want to go out

This feel is a deep pain

No, went to college and nearly lost it but got whiskey dick in bed.
Not even fussed about waiting until I find a qt to lose it to but I feel pressured when there's sex everywhere and I work with outgoing normies who talk about it all the time.

>Having an open relationship with the gf while she finishes Uni and I live at home
>She's already hooked up with 3 guys since September
>I can't get any likes on tinder

Think I made a mistake agreeing to this

complete and utter spastic nothing can save you

Thanks, lads.

she's so beautiful though

>Halloween
FOY

the rock band that practices across the road has replaced their bass player i think

they actually sound quite good now

What does it mean when your cum comes out chunky

I was gonna say I don't understand how it's possible to go to uni and not lose your virginity

Better that than getting oneitis for a girl who did that and more (MORE).

Drink HCl.