Worst theater experiences

>Go to see Ghost in the Shell in my local Kinerama
>Ticketmaster checks my Premium ticket and tears it
>Walk over to the VIP Anvil Depository
>It's closed for maintenance
>Have to go to the regular Depository
>It's FULL of people with worn anvils, tiny anvils
>They're not even wearing cargo pants
>How do they bring their Falcon feed?
>Look for staff
>Tell him I have the VIP Premium Package and that I demand a different place for my Anvil
>Sure right this way, sir
>He guides me through the dungeons to a back room of sorts
>Tells me to put my Anvil there
>He then guides me back to my screening
>Go through a door
>Suddenly outside
>Turns out he wasn't staff
>Kinerama didn't let me back in because my ticket was already torn
>Never got my Anvil back
>Didn't get to see GitS

Hella Fucken Epics

What the fuck are you going on about cunt?

M8 this is stupid as fuck
You are a barnacle of stupid clinging to the hull of society

Cunt

Stupid ass drongo. I'll fucking shove my fist up your arse

No homo

Cunt

i think you need a bf

Cunt

You suck cunt. You bloody sheep shagging faggot

>go see tomb raider
>literal retard sits in front row with caretaker
>boat on screen
>he starts fucking chimping out like crazy screaming "BOATS GOIN WEST, BOATS GOIN WEST" over and over again
>worker kicks them out

What's this epic maymay?

What the fuck im here everyday for several hours and never seen this anvil meme. Will me up boys,.

You some sort of poof'ta?

Seen plenty of bad movies in the theatre. But the surroundings in which I saw those movies never had any effect on my experience.

What else arw supposed to crack your crab legs on fella?

kek

Being an aboriginal

>anvil meme
It's a meme? Then why does my theater enforce open-anvil-carry?

>go to film with friends
>some guys sat in our seats
>we ask them to move
>they don't
>we set somewhere else
>someone says we're in their seat so we have to move again and get shitty seats
>film starts
>resolution is off so the film looks blurry
>audio isn't synced to the film right

Ended up just walking out and getting tickets for the next showing.

Why the fuck would you let them walk over you like that? Kick them out of your chairs, or at the very least call someone that works there, you autismo

>butthurt fags who forgot their anvil and didn't get admitted to autism-friendly saturday screening

Unless you're front row centre, who cares where you sit?

Not gonna lie. I laughed when i read this.

Because it wasn't worth the effort.

Cinema people gave us free tickets for the next showing anyway.

Cunt cunt cunty cunt cunt

>Anvil