Will you be attending my coronation user?

Will you be attending my coronation user?

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If you're homosexual like he is, yes.

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>coronation
surely you mean the canonization to sainthood ?

Not as good looking as the previous president desu

So Sup Forums loves Macron, and leftists also seem to like him so far?

How does he do it?

Leftist actually do not like him a lot, he's too much of a liberal in the economy for them.

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it's ironic don't take it 1st degree

Im actually optimistic for the future with him as a president
Whats happening to me

Macaroon is the most stereotypically frenchman I've ever seen

How do I meet him

He has some things in him that are totally unfrench :

- He speaks good English
- He has a peaceful relationship with money

oui, hes like a slightly handsome guy from some french comedie

>666
mmmh

You cannot openly hate a Roman god pal, Jupiter's revenge is cruel.

you must sacrifice your newborn baby on an altar to his lordship and repeat three times "this is our project !" "this is our project !" "this is our project !"

Of course, gonna bu gud

no! We'll fight back again!

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>666
>worried_laughter.mp3

you better be worried, mortal

Macron is my only god

I unironically like him. He is the hero that France (and Europe) needs

Yes.

WE

of course you do, you're german, you take everything literally and have no idea what 2nd degree jokes are

Superficial pageantry
He's basically a less successful, off-brand Trump

my googling tells me that he currently has a pretty mediocre-bad approval rating of 45%. is that good by french standards or something? don't french presidents always have low approval ratings?

It is very good

The previous two presidents averaged like 15%.

i have to admit actually am the one who started the meme
after he got elected i started memeing about him on Sup Forums and then people copypasted my posts to Sup Forums
and now they like him

t b h i am afraid i single handedly changed the opinion of Sup Forums about this man which i totally regret, i wanted to make him look like a madman dictator not le saviour of europe

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>implying we were any more free during hollande
it was just as much a dictatorship, the only difference is that he was too incompetent to enforce it

This is a role-playing thread

that couldn't be further from the truth.

m8 i hate him too but he is the opposite of trump and he is much more successful

Come on. The man is a jewed sheep in a peacocks coat

I'd call him a better Trump, not a worse Trump.
They do have similarities.

>he is the opposite of trump
But copies all his gimmicks. You can tell someone sat down after the US elections and thought "Hey! You should try THIS! Look how well the Americans are responding! Our focus groups tell us this would work wonders after having a boring bureaucrat like Hollande"

Can someone be actually that fucking retarded there is no way

>MY ASS IS ON FIREEE!!!!!!!
not an argument sweetie

As far as I can tell he's just a better Trump.

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>THIS
this what ? charisma ?
it doesn't take a marketing studies bureau to figure out that charisma sells

outside of charisma they don't have anything in common, they are polar opposites on most point

I'm not trying to have a discussion with you, I can accept many opinions but when someone unironically has views that makes no sense in any way possible I'm not gonna waste my time to argue with this person, it's like talking to a horse or to a boat at this point. Also it's not like you tried to justify yourself either.

This

>just a better Trump.
A more calculated public persona, sure. But that kind of defeats the purpose a little
>larger-than-life populist statements and an open disdain for journalists
Your run-of-the-mill modern French politician then

>makes no sense
Read them again. God willing he will bestow the gift of reason unto you

>Populist statements
which ones ? He literally is the anti-populist politician.

>Open disdain for journalists
No he doesn't call journalists fake news he just said that he refused to be in the day to day commentary and that he would simply express himself from time to time. He thinks that the h24 news network model leads people having to constantly come up with bullshit because there simply isn't that much going on, and most people agree with that no matter the political views so what's wrong ?

He's Putin and Trump-tier in terms of insecurity. God, what a faggot. Please French people, please vote him out ASAP.

t. Prometheus
Stay mad bitch.
Jupiter will rule France, then Europe, and the World.
We have no need for your fire anymore.

read this article if you have time:
theguardian.com/news/2017/oct/20/emmanuel-macron-orbiting-jupiter-emmanuel-carrere

then compare that to trump, who never sold himself as an intellectual (quite the opposite) and tends to speak in very simple terms

>Prometheus
wut?

Yes, but only if you don't invade Switzerland like the last Napoléon.

It won't be Wars like in the Old times it will be conquest through economical and cultural power. Soft power invasion if you prefer

>which ones ?
loads of them
>He literally is the anti-populist politician.
Exactly. He's a two-faced construct of an insecure mess haphazardly put together by a scurrying elite prying for control of their crumbling system. Neither here nor their. A man full of hot air.

*there

What ?

Trump is fat, old and ugly
Macron is thin, young and handsome

Trump is a populist that makes speeches so simple a child can understand
Macron is an elitist that makes speeches so full of convoluted bullshit even journalists don't understand

Trump is hated by the media and depicted as the devil
Macron is loved by the media and depicted as jesus reborn

Trump's base is popular lower class and rural people
Macron's base is urban middle and upper classes

Trump is supposedly a sovereignist that ran on promises of stopping globalization, and making peace with non western-ruled countries
Macron is an Europeist that ran of promises of accepting globalization and making France competitive at it, and opposing violently the countries not under western hegemony
(On that note, Trump betrayed everything he said while Macron did exactly what he said he would do)

Trump is a joke """businessman""" with a tacky shit brand
Macron is an actual Rothschild banker

Trump is all about being vulgar and low class
Macron is all about being a pretentious faggot

And i could go on, i mean seriously what do you guys find in common to them ?

Being full of shit is something all politicians have in common, not just Trump and Macron

yes. it already happened when the Swiss had an referendum to limit European immigrants, then EU grabbed them by the balls and Switzerland had to back down

excellent post

> Loads of them
Wow you had a chance to give us amazing examples to illustrate your extravagant claimes and you didn't I feel disappointed but not really surprised.

>Exactly. He's a two-faced construct of an insecure mess haphazardly put together by a scurrying elite prying for control of their crumbling system. Neither here nor their. A man full of hot air.

Waouw again cool theory please feel free to give arguments and examples to back up your claimes, you know like in high school when you had to write essais.

You are obviously throwing controversial opinions to get reactions here.

>Trump's base is popular lower class and rural people

No it's not. That's a myth.

That being said, they're different brands of shit, and that's where the comparisons come from.

They're also both image obsessed, arrogant idiots who are respected because of how rich they are who somehow convinced people that they were "outsiders" in some way.

>drinks prosecco
lel

>Image obsessed
You mean that they are worried about their image ? The thing that every politician in the universe has to care about to even have a shot at politic ?
Unfucking believable dude

>They are respected because they are rich
Being rich in France is a drawback if you run as a politician it s not an advantage.

Hey satan

There is no way he's not gay. No Man of his age can be married to a granny and get off.

>Spends 30k in makeup (as a man)
>I'm le Jupiter XD

Yeah, the guy has a problem. It's one thing to care about your image, but this guy is a massive faggot just like Trump et Putin.

>controversial
>implying
Which claims do you require me to back up? That Macron is an awkward part of the political and financial elite and has been in both circles for a very long time? A simple google search will give you that.
Or that his public persona is a lame PR stunt that's all bark and no bite? It's pretty self evident that he's a half-measure designed to calm the populous by giving the appearance of doing something for both sides and doing nothing serious for either.
But do I have the personal correspondence between him and his buddies Hollande and Rothschild? No I dont. And I dont need them. He's a superficial fad.

>They're also both image obsessed, arrogant idiots who are respected because of how rich they are
True but one is good at doing it the other is awful

>who somehow convinced people that they were "outsiders" in some way.
t b h despite all his connections Trump still seems genuinely like an outsider unlike Macron

if he isn't, explain why every single media hates him everywhere in the world ? not a single positive news anywhere ? that must be some serious reverse-psychology at work here
look at this i even get clickbait about trump now like "lol look how dumb and shit trump is xd" am i supposed to believe this is actually a giant scheme to make me like him ?

He actually lowered the make up spendings, the spendings were higher for presidents before him but you know it of course because you don't fall for click bait opposition articles right ?

>MY ASS IS ON FIREEE!!!!!!!

i felt exactly that same way you do before the election but as times goes on i am more and more convinced he is genuinely and seriously a dictator
for example his work laws aren't talked about much here but they are unprecedented and revolutionary, i really can't say he does "nothing serious", he's very serious unfortunately

>>Spends 30k in makeup (as a man)
>>I'm le Jupiter XD
LE BASE MACRON OUI!

>>MY ASS IS ON FIREEE!!!!!!!
no because I make an actual argument that you seem unable to.
But feel free to keep being a fanboi of your Macrocuck thinly veiled homo presidente

Because he's threatening to the media. He constantly mocks them, calls them fake news, threatened to change libel laws to sue reporters, etc. Not to mention, the media is filled with Democrats who disagree with his stance on globalization, net neutrality, overt racism, etc. so they don't like him. Not to mention, he gives them a tonne of views because he's always saying stupid shit that gives them coverage, so they won't stop attacking him. And let's not pretend that just because they're "THE MEDIA" that that means that they're good at attacking people. So yeah, the media inadvertently helped Trump, but they don't like him because they're afraid he might collapse the entire economy.

What no, the left hates him
It's foreign media who portrayed him as à champion of the left because he was against lepen, but was always a pro establishment centre right technocrat here

>Gets elected through democratic process
> Democratically pass a few labor laws
> I fear he is a serious dictator
By all hazard did you vote merluchon my friend honhon

That's annoying right ?

>, but they don't like him because they're afraid he might collapse the entire economy.
That's a joke right?
The media dont like him because the establishment hates him.
>He constantly mocks them, calls them fake news,
And for good reason
US trust in the media is at all time low. But instead of taking a different route they keep digging their own grave
Only when it's not a response to an ad hominem rather than an argument

>the establishment

GENUINELY what did he mean by the 'Jupiter' remark? Jupiter is a mythological figure, what does it even mean to rule like one?

Well you're not far, he is bisexual
Look at the pic, first thing to note is he has 2 symmetrical wedding rings on his fingers.
One for his wife one for his gay lover.

Other thing to note is the books, besides the memoirs of de Gaulle :
>"Le rouge et le noir" of Stendhal
Story about a very ambitious young man who seduces a married older woman

>"Les nourritures terrestres" of André Gide
Book about the discovery of sexuality by a known homosexual and pedophile

>doesnt understand stirnerposting
>still stirnerposts

He thinks he's a god.

I voted FN but if i knew Marine was going to be such an incompetent moron i'd have voted Melenchon, seriously can't be any worse than Macron

You're laughing because you're a filthy Sup Forums NEET and you're never going to work a single day in your life anyways, but for normal people he just removed all the worker rights we worked the last 100 years to get, overnight, we are basically like chinese or indian people now it's awful we will work 24/7 for 400 euro a month, we have the right to shut up and get on all fours and that's it this is germinal all over again
you can just go fuck yourself
you guys elected the most right wing candidate to "oppose fascism" just lol, this guy is harsher than marine would ever have been and on top of that we don't even get rid of the minorities, seriously this is all the bad sides of the right wing and none of the good sides
just go and die already fucking faggot shit cunt nigger fuck

Can you be even more hyperbolic please ?

sure thing i can, i could also say macron is the illluminati chosen one, talk about how he did a thesis on macchiavelli then how he became a rothschild banker then how he got elected with 66.6% of the voices and did an obvious masonic ritual in front of a giant pyramid and then he proclaimed himself a literal living god
he probably does elite pedophile child sacrifice rituals as well

this man is obviously satan himself, jewish people summoned him from out of hell to start world war 3 and bring the greater israel

happy now ?

You actually want a serious answer ?
It genuinely just means he wants to be a strong ruler and have no internal dissent like the others. It's because Jupiter is the father figure, god of the gods, uncontested authority.

It's weird to you because you are German but in French literature, poetry, theatre, architecture, painting etc it is very common to reference antiquity, you have this kind of references all over the place.
You have to understand Macron didn't grow up with your average 40yo man references, he is an upper class, classical education, catholic private school type. To him it's totally normal to say this. I went in those schools myself, you learn Latin and Greek and then you go watch Greek plays, Iliad and Odyssey and mandatory first things to read and so on.
This is directly inherited from 17th 18th century renaissance and enlightenment ideas which idealized ancient Europe and wanted to bring it back, iirc Nietzsche talks about "the catholic classical ideal" as opposed to "anglo-saxon judeo-protestantism" or something along those lines.

VIVE MON ROI. VIVE MON DIEU!

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British Aristocracy used to also reference the classic world, especially at the height of The British Empire, when they were building collonades of Neoclassical style stone on nearly every notable building and thought themselves inheritors of Rome.

Every private school here and in Britain also has a strong classics department, where we study Greece and Rome. Nowadays though, any reference to Virgil or Homer is considered very outdated and snobbish.

True, the British are also into the whole classical style obviously. I guess Nietzsche was mostly talking about German and American culture there, you get the point

>Nowadays though, any reference to Virgil or Homer is considered very outdated and snobbish.
Macron is as outdated and snobbish as it gets, it's like if one of those typical haughty Versailles aristocrats ended up in the modern day somehow

The guy on the right is like one of Sup Forumss happy merchant stereotypes.

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Can we do it on some cool place outdoors, with windmills? Can't do an open-air coronation with rising global temperatures, y'know.

So he's a dumb pile of shit

>Exclusively survives and thrives on vaccination shots and GMOs

Angela Merkel is the empress of Europe, didn't you know?

merkel has done her time nobody cares anymore

No

>i have lived long enough to witness another coronation of a french emperor

>So Sup Forums loves Macron
He once said the problems in Africa are "civilizational" because they have more children than they can feed. That suddenly makes him le ebin president champion. Sup Forums is quick to forget that he was literally the only politician in all of France to support Merkel's mass migration policy. Even the Parti Socialiste (which is dead now luckily) wasn't willing to openly express support for the Merkeling of Germany. He also claimed that he wanted to rule like Jupiter (which isn't as grandiose as it sounds, he's juxtaposing it to Hollande's "monsieur normal" approach. He doesn't want to be 'normal', he wants to reign from above in a distant, judging manner) and because Sup Forums is full of limpwristed faggots who love a Big Brother type leader that makes him /theirguy/.

>he's too much of a liberal in the economy for them
Literally the only good thing about him, though. I guess that, even though it's not the change France needs, a jerk to the right is a good thing after five squandered years under Hollande.

>Blood of the bourgeois
I thought the communards were taken care of in 1871. Let me get it straight so even you can get it through your skull.
Napoleon I > [POWER GAP] >>> Republic >= Napoleon III >>>>> Orléanist monarchy >>>>>>> Ancien Régime >>>> literally being ruled by a monkey > [POWER GAP] > Communards