Your thoughts on the new Mary Jane?

Your thoughts on the new Mary Jane?

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I'm out of the loop so bear with me for a second: is this a fucking joke?

why is she black?

That's actually not Mary Jane.

The real Mary Jane is actually an even uglier Negress who is going to be all nerdy and quippy

We went from best Emma Gwen Stacy to this

New Spiderman: Homecoming details, courtesy of CinemaScoop.

According to CinemaScoop, around the film's mid-point, Tony introduces Peter to...Mary-Jane Watson! Yes, that's right....Spidey's most prominent love-interest will indeed be making a surprise appearance in the film! And that's not all! Watson is not only revealed to be working for Stark as a junior intern...but who also turns out happens to be Pepper Potts younger sister. "Guess the red hair is hereditary" Tony quips.

That's Liz Allan, not Mary Jane.

This user is correct if the rumors are true.

My dick isn't racist and this honestly does nothing for me. I know they are scarce but they couldn't find one decent looking sheboon?

so you're saying the real MJ was leslie jones all along? interesting

>Gadgets all come from Stark
>With a great power...and Your friendly neighbour also comes from Stark
>Even Pete's gf comes from Stark
Iron-man 4

>quips

we need Raimi more than ever right now

why does it matter?

Can I get a Source on this? I can't seem to find any article with these details.

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>Tony Stark fucking teen Mary Jane

I approve of this.

>ayy hol up so is you saying

>Tony quips

I wonder what shade her asshole is.

>negress mj
>gay spidey
>spic bestfriend
Dont tell me somewhere there will be a chink too

this true believer's opinion: youtube.com/watch?v=PrPNwLuk0zQ

cool fan fiction there buddy

It's not MJ, but picrelated is MG

because the title character is smart, and no smart man chooses to have a relationship with a black woman.

I hope she won't has as little chemistry with Spiderman as Iris on The Flash.

She is a nigger

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You can solve 99% of your problem by nuking hollywood, America. literally nothing of value will be lost, literally

>Mariqua Janshelle
Fixed that for you.

>tattoos
into the trash

Flash Thompson is now a short, scrawny south African instead of a tall, blonde, white jock.

No, not kidding.

Is she gonna start calling him Panther instead of Tiger now ?

>south African

Meant South American

Thats not MJ.

This is just stupid and forced enough to be true.

>Dont tell me somewhere there will be a chink too

Does Filipino count?

WE

Looks a nice girl, but shes not MJ

She's not Mary Jane, she's Michelle or whatever. Why is this so hard for you guys to understand

>The real Mary Jane is actually an even uglier Negress who is going to be all nerdy and quippy

Got a pic of her?

Looks shit

That's not Mary Jane dumbfuck

YOU

>We need a short non threatening Latino for Flash!
>How about Randy? he's in the comics
>NO
>We need a fat Asian who's into legos for Ned!
>How about Ganke? he's in the comics and fits that description perfectly
>NO
>We need a Black classy girl for Liz!
>How about Gloria? she's in the comics
>NO
>We need a Black brotha with tech gadgets for Shocker!
>How about Prowler? he's literally that
>NO
I'm not going to watch this shit of a movie

Not only they racebend like there's no tomorrow but also (and imo the worst offender) they ignore awesome characters from the original source who happen to be literally what they're looking for, this is made on purpose

WEBBED

HEY IM RACIST JUSST LIKE YOU GUYS DO YOU ACCEPT ME

>getting angry at fake news

no wonder Trump won

This...

She is fucking hot, Why do they have to make her all nerdy and messy?

That's not Mary Jane. You're as dumb as the niggers you hate.

No one gives a fuck about the Prowler you crybaby nigger

Who cares, he's gay anyway

>she will literally say "slay queen yass"

at first glance you may think her asshole will be pink but i assure you it is very light grey with a bit of brown tint during daylight

We all know you're still gonna watch it.....

bitten by radioactive (insert humorous animal here)

its 2017 and demographics have changed, white people are no longer dominant there is no problem here

According to the leaked script MJ is introduced at the end of the movie.

KIRSTEN DUNST WAS THE BEST MARY JANE

Zendaya isn't playing Mary Jane either, Zendaya is playing Riri Williams.

Nobody wants look at Negroes

Hidden Figures did very well

Shame it had to blackwash history.

>arrows in the quiver
>comebacks in the quipper

Probably, but not going to pay for it. Last capeshit I paid for was Ironman 2.

Trips tell truth. Mary Jane is white.

From which wax museum is that sculpture? Thinking on calling them to tell them their Michael Jackson looks like shit.

because the source character is white that's why it matters

>007

Thankfully Bond is staying white.

Barry and Iris are actually cute

>gay spidey

Wut?

she's Liz Allen dumbass, they literally say her name in the trailer

Liz Allen has been getting pallete swapped for years now.

I'd watch him as James Bond. Man from UNCLE was breddy gud.

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>Tony quips
Movie bombs

because she's a fucking nigger. consider suicide ma man

Nigger.

>stark
I hate marvel. I really do

top b8 m8

who is she?

> "i voted for Trump because there is too many spics and niggers"
> "wtf why so many background characters are negros? What are they trying to do?"
Meanwhile in a movie based in Paris
> "not muslims in 2017 Paris, kek immersion ruined"