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aus getting btfo v england

couldnt care less

for me, it's a bouncer to the face

Update on LOTR. Sam just killed the big spider

NI HAO MA M8?

I am literally incapable of caring less.

We're not "together" together -Candice Warner

spoilers

>cameron shite

WH*TE BTFO

Fuck off Wh*te

Sam doesn't kill her idiot. She merely flees.

I'm genuinely curious how long it's going to take for them to give Lehmann the arse since his One Of The Blokes coaching style is obviously long past working

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK WHITE AND FUCK DRUMPF

Based Hwite using up 25 balls and our 3 batting spot

Correct. But you don't need to insult people.

very reddit match thread post

WHITE MAN BTFO

not up to date with australian games that don't involve England

what's with the censored wh*te meme

white just got blacked lads

arrrrr get da fuck outda eree ya white dog

She died from a bad infection a few weeks later in hospital from not cleaning her wounds properly

Josh Homme BTFO

White was exposed as a hack in the 2000's why the fuck is he still being given a chance? Called him a hack (across the room) in a bar in Melbourne once. Pretended not to hear me, but I know he did.

Sup Forums meme perpetrated by an autistic turk poster roleplaying as a black supremacist

>white out cheaply

Unironically the best thing that could happen.

similar to sh*t

>England are the only team taking ODIs seriously right now
>they'll still somehow find a way not to win the world cup

How can White men even compete?

Is Shane Wong related to Shane Waughner?

Why was Wood not in the Test side?

Is there a worse combination than Chinese Australian?

>England have at least won the T20 World Cup
>Poo Peeland.................

Damn, Finch is actually on strike

chinese new zealander presumably

Vietnamese
Thai
Any SEA shitters really

Made of glass

A breathing Poo Peelander

injured

plus he's not that great, despite the australian speed meme

if he had to play 5 tests in a row he'd probably just end up injured again

>match being played between poongland and Pozztralia
>Everybody wants to talk about New Zealand
Rent free

>lose to England
>take cheap shots at nz
Every
Fucking
Time

Yes, Queensland Australian

i for one enjoy the bants

>who is brett lee

gollum dies and eagles save the heroes
:^)

Why is Moeen Ali still in the team? They've got a different token Muslim now

>rent-free

Do they just get KP to save money on both the England and South Africa tours?

dat casual racism

Was Brett Lee related to Bruce Lee?

the rent free meme is living in poo peelanders' heads rent free

Really makes him think

I am living rent free in my parents house

...

probably one of the more lowbrow memes this year

An enormous malignant brain tumor is living rent free in yours

yeah probably

make a hibicric thread next time

>tumor
kek

I'm living rent free in your Mum's bedroom, mate.

And NZ is living rent-free in your tiny brain, rent-free in your parents' hovel

Most likely

I can't even understand it.

>Root bowling and batting better than Ali
Why is he even in the team?

painful

Reckon some kfc trivia would liven this match up

>renting
>Not paying 80k for a sexy as fuck lawn to live next to

le will smith is an actor mate

maybe
but my house is living rent-free in your head with me and my parents in it

Your mum certainly is.

HOWZATT

Based Kyle.

Kyrgios better not bottle it now.

cringe

Scuse a me mama I poligise

Weak. You can do better.

cringe

The bowlers both average higher than the top order batsmen.

meat eaters btfo

kyrwog is about to start
time to switch over from the poODI

good test batting here by Smith

>LE KRINJ

Who is the Nick Kyrgios of international cricket?

whats wrong with animals bred for human consumption?

>that patch of rough on a 4th stump line

kino

I wouldn't class cows and chickens as animals

You're a sad little cunt arent you.

class post

very poorly maintained lawn

Your mum loves my ass and she still eats it.

lawncunt

uh wow, rude

>Nazgul
>"No man can kill me"
>She's a woman
YAAASSS SLAY QUEEN

Imagine boasting about an $80k lawn

>Finch gonna get man of the series in a 5-0 whitewash against his team
Based

rate the lawn lads

i hope this is irony

>neighbours blasting their queen cd

visit australia narrator makes me feel sinful urges

Bairstow has a FC economy of 1.00. He should have a bowl.

where the fuck do you live you bogan cunt? looks like the literal middle of nowhere