/147/ Snooker Masters Final

Mark Allen (NI) vs. Kyren Wilson (Eng)

Best of 19 frames

Afternoon session: 13:00 GMT
Evening session: 19:00 GMT

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Alri lads

>147 with posting issues and no images

Maybe we'll make it to 20 posts...

>tfw had a thread and OP as well but Hiromoot is a shit
How did you manage to upload an image?

It's time for the Masters 2018 with a final few would have expected. It's time for:

Mark Allen (NI) v Kyren Wilson (Eng)

Both players had remarkable semi-final matches with Mark Allen comfortably beating two-time Masters champion Johh Higgins 6-3 and Kyren Wilson winning 6-5 against Judd Trump after trailing 5-2 behind. One thing is for certain in this final, we will have a new name on the trophy.

Schedule as following:
>13:30 & 19:00 (GMT)
>13:00-17:15 & 19:00-23:00, BBC Two

Ding willed it m8. Ding willed it.

At least it's a good OP. Big up.

GWAN MARK
I wanna see Kyren suffer

Stream link for a student?

THAT'S NOT MY NAME

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbctwo

you're such a gent

THEY CALL ME SEEMA

Alright lads.

Going to go with Kylo Ren today.

>no Seema
>no Hazel

>highlight of the tournament is a fly

hey lads

hello everyone

Alri

GWAN KYLO

>tournament highlights filled with flies, insects, and wasps

hey~

Reminder that Mark Allen knocked out both Rpmmie "The Jobber" O'Sullivan and John "Riggins" O'Higgins

>no 2nd gen brit asian gf

no ronnie no party

my opinion anyways

If you aren't going for Kylo, have a word with yourself.

>Uncle Barry's PR broadcast

UNCLE BARRY

>rooting for a guy who struggles to make a make of 40

B A Z Z A

imagine watching the snooker coked off your face can't imagine anything worse being quiet while on drugs

that aside, do you think Rpnnie was on an amphetamine when he did his famous 147 break?

Hearn cucked by rpmmie

>winner of the Snooker Shoot-Out gets £1m and a place on the PDC Premier League

Yes Bazza

>you know there's gonna be some drilling going on

>tfw Rpnnie vs Allen final at Crucible
>pissed Gwronnie's vs pissed NI allen fans

>Get the arm going, get the tension out of your body

Spare a thought for the BBC workers who probably put in several hours pre-making VTs for actual players only to have to stay up to 4AM this morning cobbling together pieces for these two literally whos last minute.

when does Bingham make his glorious comeback?

>making fun of small chinese wrists

literally racist

>expecting a paddy to root for a prod

>Ken interviewing family
unsettling

He'll be unbanned in time for the Worlds.

What's the big oidea?

>Olivier refereeing
Goddamn it
If Jan isn't on for the evening session I'm gonna freak

The snooks on, we'll not ruin this for the res of the lads by getting into a shouting match over who can get their history more wrong.

Sunday, bloody Sunday!

just realised the trophy is meant to look like a bunch of stacked snooker balls

No argies m8, just quoting Alan Partridge

Got your big plate, Alan?

What's he banned for? He's not been doing a Higgins has he?

tell me thats not true. You can't be that slow big lad

F

independent.co.uk/sport/general/stuart-bingham-ban-betting-six-months-rules-regulations-wpbsa-a8016746.html

DELET THIS

betting on snooker matches
he really shouldn't desu

>we'll never know how good Paul could have been
F

was he the last winner is that why his name is on it?

wow I didnt even realise this happened

Betting on snooker matches, both in his own name, and using his manager's and his wife's iirc. Not big money, less than a grand in all.

At least he never bet on himself or fixed a match, I guess. He tried to plead ignorance but why would he have tried to hide it by betting under another name?

miss him every year. Only got a glimpse of his sheer talent.

>log in to Bet365
>StuBingham_69
>place bet on Stuart Bingham to win
>account suspended

His unbanned next week Thursday/Friday

GWAN KYREN

He had an insane match temperament, to win three Masters finals 10-9

Why does Kyren Wilson want people to think he's a hardman so badly?

Shit, I didn't realise that World Snooker found more than the small bets he admitted.

What a dodgy cunt Bing is. I guess being a long-term jobber you start to get bored.

In a far better era too. Prime Ronnie, prime Higgins, prime Williams, a still good Hendry...

>we will have a new name on the trophy.
That's what the commentators have said too. It's currently the Paul Hunter trophy; Paul Hunter's name is on the trophy. Is the winner going to get cancer or something?

>win three Masters finals 10-9
Absolute legend

Time for punished Bing redemption arc

how do they actually put spin on the ball? Do they vary where they hit it or twist the cue or something?

Hiitng slightly left, or right of centre. It also matter how high on he ball they hit it, how hard they hit it, and whether or not they follow through on the cue.

source :My Dad wanted me to be a great snooker player and made me practice for hours everynight

Dread to think what Kyren will look like when he's 50

It depends on where you hit it, and I think a lot doesn't come into play until after hitting the cushion. I can do back spin and top spin but side confuses the fuck out of me.

DAT RED

I'll just always fucking wallop it in.

If you hit the cueball near the bottom, the ball spins backwards, and when it hits another ball, it will come back towards you. If you hit the top of the cueball with your cue, it spins forwards, and when it hits a ball, it will follow it.

I hope you aren't rusing with that question because my WiFi is struggling and it's probably going to take me several minutes to get this reply to post, and that's if I'm still connected at all.

Prolly like his da

Buy new internet poorfag

>tfw I bought a third party wireless adapter and all my internet issues stopped

BT a shit.

>where does the pink go
>ref puts it comfortable on it's spot

if he's not betting on himself it shouldn't be illegal, got to protect the bookies margins i suppose

>tfw same age paul was when he died

>Kettering

he sounds like a wanker

>Kyren

Nah hes sound. Bit of a mid life crisis thing. Plus, I am now fucking class at snook and pool

Is the table wonky?

Highest break?

I love when players purposefully play the cue ball to bounce off the knuckle of the pocket

Yes... wonky...

>I have never, ever seen that

Didn't Dennis also say that about Brecel(?) bringing two cues to the table

fair enough, my mum used to wallop me with a doc marten when i fucked up my poetry recitals so i'm probably projecting

>changing his waistcoat

What did he mean by this?

Aww man. You and I are two of the same.

...

DA KUBOL

Who vs who lmao?

132

>my mum used to wallop me with a doc marten when i fucked up my poetry recitals

How is your relationship now mate?

OH BABY A TRIPLE

I've switched it off and on again, so I should be sorted now.

PS That red pot just now was wonderful

>dat triple

Wew baby

He now wollops her, but with his cock

>that treble
Noice

Man with pikey name vs man from pikey country