OFFICIAL SOUTHAMPTON v TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR MATCH THREAD

The second "Argentine Mauricio P." derby of the season could and, irrespective of the result, should be the final game in charge for floundering Saints manager Mauricio Pellettino/Pochegrino (I don't know his name).

With the South Coast club in the relegation zone, beating the former Saints manager Mauricio Pochegrino/Pellettino would be a welcome boost to their survival hopes and damage Spurs' Top 4 dreams.

Kick-off at 4:00pm GMT with coverage on Sky Sports PL.

Aints: McCarthy, Soares, Stephens, Hoedt, Bertrand (c), Romeu, Lemina, Ward-Prowse, Hojbjerg, Tadic, Gabbiadini.
>Subs: Forster, Pied, Bednarek, Davis, Boufal, Redmond, Obafemi.

Spuds: Vorm, Aurier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Dembele, Sissoko, Dele, Son, Kane (C).
>Subs: Gazzaniga, Foyth, Trippier, Walker-Peters, Wanyama, Lamela, Llorente.

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hope the S Men win

peggretini will be sacked by the end of the day

>Pellegrino still isn't sacked
Do the Southampton board just think he's Pochettino and no one's told them yet?

pellegrino out
pellegrini in

>starting vorm over gas-a-nigga

How many will Gabbiadini score tonight?

Gazza the Nigga is shit

oh when the __________
go marching in
oh when the ________ go marching in
i want to be
be in that number
oh when the ________ go marching in

>spaints

Kane is overrated shit

aurier over trippier? oh right, we need that extra pace against ward-prawse and tadic, totally forgot

With Jews you lose

...

If Southampton wins, they move up to 14th

If Tottenham wins by 2 or more, they move up to 4th over Liverpool, but Liverpool will have a game in hand

Kane is shit. Southampton will win 3-1

is this worth to watch?

>hibs

>Michel Vorm
backup Spurs keeper
>Jasper Cillessen
backup Barca keeper
>Maarten Stekelenburg
third string Everton keeper
>every other viable Dutch keeper
still play in the Eredivisie

the absolute state of Dutch goalkeeping

why would somebody make this

KANE?!

>a minute long applause

Shit

Eriksen? Where is the lad?

what's your favourite album of his?

>Don Cowie scored
You now remember Don Cowie was a PL player.

>wife asked if my cock is getting smaller
fuck

had to do it yesterday at the match I went to, swear it lasted for about 3 minutes rather than 1

HELLO WHERE ARE THE GOALS

Home grown killa

i doubt it southampton are shit this year

well is it?

BRAVE (English Lad)

You're getting fatter

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

>No Wanyama

never bothered to measure until now

is there anyone here that has never measured their cock?

Kane is overrated shit that is just lucky enough to be in place for tap ins

this
the difference between you as a fat cunt and you at a healthy weight is an inch at least I would say
t. used to be a fat cunt

>pastadiani

Dele Alli is so average it hurts

hate when teams wear home kits that aren't exactly like how I remember them growing up
southampton are red and white stripes, what is this feyenoord rip-off nonsense

>Consistent and productive attack positioning is luck

Interesting concept, i'm going to have to look into this

how does he manage to be lucky that often for that many seasons

>what is this feyenoord rip-off nonsense
Saints used to wear this in the 80s.

>no eriksen
Enjoy the 0-0 lads.

Aurier keeps getting caught

You do that. Man has no skill whatsoever. Kane probably hates accidentally doing so well because at any moment he doesn’t get lucky he’ll be exposed as a fraud and get sold to Ipswich

Spuds collapse is imminent

well I grew up in the 90s

Eriksen has been underwhelming this season, comparable to Dele Shitty

Still salty about that Vertonghen goal not being aired

not a fan of this "never lose the ball again" chant that everyone seems to be singing now

>Vorm

alli is the english coutinho la'

Fucking terrible Sissoko

remember when spurs finished 3rd in a two horse race haha

tfw you'll never fight a bear

>three and a half season wonder la'

O KURWA WHERE IS ERIKSEN

LIKE THERE IS NO REASON TO DROP HIM, RIGHT? THEY ARE NOT GOING TO SELL HIM NEXT WEEK OR ANYTHING, RIGHT GUYS?

>black Sanchez

will spurs advance past juventus in the CL?
for me, the answer is no

YE

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

oh my fucking god

Sanches is a great player

move to liverpool already confirmed la

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>SPUDS

great finish

Great finish from Sanchez.

...

Cross pendant?

BRUSH HEAD

What a goal.

>Getting played off the park by a STRUGGLING Southhampton side

O I AM LAFFIN.

he really spursed that up haha

flopinson shitchez

GET FUCKEDDD

lovely finish to be fair to the lad

HAHAHAHAH WHAT LE FINISH WHAT A GOAL FANTASTIC GOAL EVEN THOUGH IT WAS AN OG HAHAHAHAHAHAH IM GONNA PRETEND IT WAS LE GOOD SHOT xD BECAUSE THAT IS FKIN EPIC!!!!!! GREAT GOAL LMAO HAHAH

>when a retarded defender keeps your job
Saints fans will be cutting themselves after that

Very funny

brilliant post

It's ogre

Lol now Southgate has an excuse to start Bertrand in the world cup

>go grab some food
>s'ton scored

webm pls

Are Spuds going to choke top 4?

Tactical genius

is dier even english

>
autism

AAHHH SAVE US KANE

well, the fun's over

Kane has done fuck all this game

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oh dear looks like my stream is very far behind everyone else

KANE

>a game where spurs need the 3 points

This was always going to happen

The city of (you)

ENGLAND'S BRAVE HARRY KANE

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