A Middlesbrough fan was reportedly arrested after he was caught on video pissing into the water bottle of QPR keeper...

>A Middlesbrough fan was reportedly arrested after he was caught on video pissing into the water bottle of QPR keeper Alex Smithies during Saturday’s EFL Championship match, and then tossing the bottle back onto the pitch. It should go without saying that you are a deeply weird and antisocial person if you do this

Explain this bullshit, soccerboys

youtube.com/watch?v=z6V9vAhDYhQ

wtf is soccer

fake news by mad poos

pretty funny.

just taking the piss

>7-1

Explain yourself, hues.

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Just a bit of banter

>Poortherners

Association football
A"ssoc"iation football
"ssoc"-er
soccer

this is top tier /bantz/ that you just dont get to see everyday

sounds like a right lad

Association football
Ass"ociat"on football
"ociat"-ujxy
ociatujxy

Makes as much fucking sense

Very creative banter.

why can't we have this in american sports

Handegg
"Han"degg
"Han"-er
Hanner

Based piss bottle bantz

Piss bottle bants are part of the UK

bantaaa ahahaha

wew lad

ahaha absolute banter lad

Why do Englishmen enjoy drinking piss?

Good bantz. Based Great Britain.

I bet it still tasted less like piss than English beer.

Ask the Brits, they invented the term