Eternal Arsenal Thread

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>be a foreigner from outside of london
>actually choose to bandwagon a shit club like arsenal


why

SVEN OUT
WENGER OUT
IVAN OUT
"CHIPS" OUT
WELBECK OUT
ANIME IN

i don't remember why, but I have followed arsenal for almost 17 years

Look up "Death Drive " in Freudian psychology

Stuart is still part of the #comehomeCesc all these years later

6th for Arteta

7th for Arteta IN

no 6th is reserved for arsenal

Arteta was unironically the glue holding the dressing room together

based poo poster

He's unironically the poo holding /arse/ together

>t. hasn't read Freud

Statue when?

the designated glue

>saw them play in my city.
>saw players like Bergkamp and Rvp.
>our local station got premier league coverage that year
>decided to watch some games.
it became a habit after that.

Why don't we go in for Pulisic while we're in Dortmund? Might as well.

Are there any good Malaga players for sale? Santi and Nacho seemed like quality purchases.

Please don't bully other Arsenal fans (except the Americans)

FEKIR IN

I am always replying to dead threads, this things moves too fast for me..

Ok, but surely that makes sanchez's lost posession stat even worse, since he isn't even being pressed as hard as midfield and defence, so the stat still makes a relevant point.

>inb4 muh stats

Jonathan Tah is a future goat and available for a 20m buyout clause. Admittedly he is a CB and we really need a DM, where you might be right, there isn't and it isn't the position you play the inexperienced. Maybe Mikhi can play there next to Wilshere. He's got the touch and hustle.

>inb4 muh FM (i never played but really like him in bundes)

Because we don't need yet another attacking player. GK, DM and CB should be our main priorities (in that order).

>GK
literally no one available
>DM and CB
who can you sign for a reasonable price (i.e 25m max)

Bundesliga has good CBs for cheap. John Anthony Brooks is also quality.

>cheap bundesliga talents
*smacks lips*

>John Anthony Brooks
>good
Jesus fucking Christ, kill yourself

We paid 35M for Mustafi, and he's shit. Liverpool just paid 70M for Van Dyk. Realistically, if we want a decent CB, we'll have to pay big money or get lucky with an unknown gem.

But I really don't trust 2018 Wenger to do either desu.

you now remember arsenal's attempt to sign mbappe in the summer

>he doesn't rank Evans

admittedly haven't watched really seen him play since about 2 years ago, but he and Lustenberger were great at Hertha and I assumed him joining Wolfsburg made him take the next step. Maybe they are
>not getting the best out of him

There's no way Kroenke is going to sanction a 100M pound sale for him when he's too raw atm.

He's great for our national team but is constantly hampered by injuries at the club level. Also Wolfsburg are shit because they draw too many times and Brooks is the reason they at least get a clean sheet and a point

>100M for Pulisic.

Nigga I was thinking we send them £30M lol. Take or leave it offer.

ANTHONY LOPES IN TOO

Not even close to his true value. He's American and has the talent level of Asensio and wasnt that far off from Dembele when they played together last season. Plus he's the only Dortmund midfielder with the most minutes and is just 19 so they trust him to become world class soon. Im not saying he's worth 100M right now but he will be in the future.

this
ndidi in too btw

Let's get Pulisic, Brooks, Dempsey, and Donovan. £800M and a guaranteed treble

Yeah, its really tough looking decent at CB when the team is setup shit. People even thought David Luiz was useless and only worth a few squid, until he basically rocked it in the PL last season. CBs are often misjudged and only be as good as your defensive setup allows (i.e. pile all forward ala PSG and shit on the defenders for looking clumsy and out of position is pleb tier understanding).

Brooks wouldnt fit at Arsenal tbdesu.

>Luis isn't dogshit
He's lost his place to a Danish literal whomst

Christensen was highly rated m8.

He has a specific utility. He is great going forward and decent at the back as a simple ball winner. Brooks could also do this with Mustafi as central organiser (for when Kosc is finished).

We shouldn't buy a big American lump of shit

Yeah maybe, but he seems closer to quality (even top notch) than chambers or holding. A simple swap - the arsene way - would be great imo

Uduokhai has been good this season

So is Tottenham snatching away the new goat or do we not actually want Malcolm? Honestly never seen a game he played in..

>Uruk-hai
Ok, I thought you were cracking a joke, he looks like he could be good.

Have to say Holding looked really shit the last time i watched him..

>I thought you were cracking a joke
The commentators do seem like they're trying to make it sound as close to Uruk-hai as possible.

>Vermaelen injured again
Arsenal DNA

mustafi OUT

I don't know what every ones problem with Holding is, sure he's had a few bad games and he makes some mistakes. But he's bossed against some of the best teams, if we get a manger that can actually coach him properly I can see him becoming a great player maybe even world class.

Same thing we used to say about Chambers, and Jenkinson before him

He'll be world class, la.
Don't listen to retards like

And you know what stayed the same fucking Wenger retard

In exactly three years I will reply to these posts with either "I apologize, I was wrong" or ">you". I hope it will be the former, I like Holding

>he'll be browsing Sup Forums in three years
Get a life, you sad sack of shit lmao

He looked good in the last two months with Barcelona as well which is a shame. Cant believe he played a clasico and played well.

As if spaghetti Ireland doesn’t know how to rate defenders

By that logic are you then expert on consuming fast food and watching cuckold pornography?

Somebody's got to keep these threads going, otherwise it would defeat the purpose of the word "Eternal", and now that Jamaican has been murdered by his date we don't even have somebody who posts here all day everyday

Slow and shit. To be a good CB now you have to be fast or have GOAT positioning. He has neither.

>you have to be fast

stop playing fifa

what would you think about this man in the summer?

Don’t want him in my team desu. His teeth are disgusting.

I'm not from Ireland retard, if you looked up from you big mac and looked at a map you'd find Northern Ireland

He's talking about the Italian, you thick cunt

user, I think he was talking about my flag...

guess I am a retard lmao

Go look up the most expensive CBs. Are they slow?

CBs are only as good as the partnerships they form, it falls to mustafi to keep him in check and it doesn't look too good from watching them play together

Senpai..

>most expensive =//= best defenders
spotted the numale

I think its safe to say that the board will never fire Wenger.
My next best hope is a heart attack. I know its edgy but i want to watch good football.

Kill yourself, you third-world piece of shit

MislINtat
SanllehIN

It doesnt feel like third world when i am not surrounded by spice niggers.

>it's the 240lb edgelord

agreed

>unfollow Alexis on Instagram
>don't unfollow Atom & Humber's official Instagram

They're cute dogs desu

Why would Mou want Sanchez when he hogs the ball so much and slows down attacks?

Really hope he scores 10 goals against us and runs over to Arsene Wanker and kicks im in the face so he turns into a drooling vegetable who'll die alone and miserable in a nursing home and Arsenal fans get to come to his room to piss and shit on him and beat him to within an inch of his life for all the horrible shit he's done to our club

>Score once
>Hog the ball until the match ends
Genius.

Needs a goal scorer since Lukaku is a damp squib

This makes so much sense i hate it.

lmao

this but in less words

fewer

nope. fail.

Lads, I just watched a Mkhitaryan highlight reel video and he does the "bring ball from defence to attack" thing really well.
Looks a bit like Santi in that sense. Genuinely excited to see him play for >us.

>Kicker: Arsenal are expected to make a second offer for Aubameyang of about €60m soon. As of now BVB still want more than €70m. Successor of Aubameyang is supposed to be Giroud (6 month loan).
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What's her name?

>Go from Mkhitaryan/Dembele/Reus/Auba to Giroud/Yarmolenko/Sancho/Schurrle

Jack does it better

I unironically am fine with the straight swap. I thought I'd be more miffed about losing Alexis, and we have lost a fantastic player, but getting a guaranteed good player (because Mkhi will need some work to become great again) rather than just cash is preferable when it comes to this fucking club and its inability to spend.

everything must come to an end sometime
that's the way of life

Mandy. I have her on Facebook la'

>rather than just cash is preferable when it comes to this fucking club and its inability to spend.
this is a very crucial point that a lot of people miss when they dream big

don't forget that alexis would have gone for less money or for free if no deal was struck.

Got any pics of her asshole, la?

gib

Do you honestly think she's attractive?

compared to the munter you’ve been with all weekend?