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I like Kong but it´s a pitty that he has no exotic superpowers like Godzilla´s laser eyes or fire breath, not an equal match at all

scoot over, nigger

Yeah Kong has always gotten the short end of the stick despite being the origin of the giant monster movie, he even always gets killed by regular human weapons. Whoever owned him really should've taken more inspiration from Toho over the years and instead of constantly remaking him made more sequels in Godzilla's style. Imagine 90's Spielberg making a Kong movie right off of Jurassic Park with the same techniques.

>"Gorillas have small penises and small testicles"
>An unusually large penis. Large in both length and girth. A Godzilla Penis is said to be so good it can actually rip a girl in half, not simply make her feel like she's being ripped in half.
>In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.

He canonically beat Godzilla already, and that was made by Toho, creator of Godzilla. You can't get any more legit than that.

As for the future movie, we don't know if he'll have electric powers again. But he's certainly gonna grow to Godzilla size which will even out the fight. Apes are freakishly strong despite their size, him being the size of Godzilla would make him many times physically more powerful.

Godzilla also got killed by human weapons before. His later versions are pretty inconsistent when it comes to strength. Sometimes he would tank ridiculous damage, sometimes he's as vulnerable as kong.

>sometimes he's as vulnerable as kong.

Uh what the fuck are you on

Godzilla was killed by a superweapon and Kong was killed by a handful of 1930's airplanes
Unless you count the 1998 piece of shit Godzilla has never been that susceptible to regular human weapons, he fucking tanked a black hole shot at him.

Leslie Jones looks like THAT?

*rawrs at u*

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That's what I meant by Godzilla being inconsistent. He can tank a meteor but also get beat up by King Kong.

Legendary's Godzilla got hurt by weapons during the bridge scene. The new Kong in Skull Island didn't die from human weapons either. None of this changes the fact that King Kong canonically beat Godzilla.

I trust that the writers will make the fights and the damage dealt between the two monsters feel appropriate, almost pointless to speculate on it until it comes out.

Kong is gonna do cool shit

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who will be the wonder woman

That's why with any group on skull island the blonde chick goes up front, with a redhead beside her in case that what he's into today.

Rodan

Yeah she actually does.

>Legendary's Godzilla got hurt by weapons during the bridge scene
no he didn't

who will be doomsday

destoroyah?

Watch it again. He gets shot, winces in pain and runs away.

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It's his chompers you have to worry about.

gorillas are ridiculously strong for their size too. They're 5 something feet in height but are 20 times stronger than the average human. If Kong was scaled to Godzilla's size he would definitely stand a chance