I was a mormon missionary for 2 years and left the church after getting back

i was a mormon missionary for 2 years and left the church after getting back.

ask me anything

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Is it true that you can have two wives or share with others??

in the church youre not suppoed to anymore. they did it because joseph smith was scared the mormons were going to all go extinct so naturally he got a bunch of 14 year olds preagnant.

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kek

Hi Elmer Fudd.

Where did you go?

hey buggs bunny.

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chile, osorno mission

Are they watching you?

Is there any reason you've found to believe that Mormon women are any more or less faithful to their men?

not that i know of hahaha why would they?

Do you still wear magic underwear?

gee that was time well spent huh?

more faithful. obviously depends on the person but look into the preisthood. basically it makes the men Patriarchs of the house and they are the leaders of the family. has to do with men having god's power.

I buy a lot of shit in hilldale Utah and every time I drive into that place a get that creepy flds vibe...the fuck is wrong with those people?

no hahaha it is confortable tho. i didnt like the shirt part

I hear they keep tabs on people who leave the church.

i actually loved it. it was a great experience and i wouldnt trade it if i could make the decision again.

tfw John Smith's direct successor's name was Brigham bring 'em Young

you're lying faggot

the missionaried do for the important people. i actually moved states so as far as i know theres no way they could.

wena ql.
tell us how many times they have changed their religion to fix with the current times

Did you like the movie Orgazmo?

those guys are crazy, just dont get to close and you'll be fine. personally i think they worship satan.

never seen it sorry

Are you good at basketball?

What’s the deal with magnets?

not really, i can jump but my shoot game is shit.

i robbed some missionaries a few years ago.
took all their shit, made them sit at the bus stop.
i wonder what ever happened to them? your god forgives me right?

why are you concerned about magnets, worry about global warming or some shit

the premise of the thread is that im not mormon anymore but frankly youre just an asshole. also god isnt real

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i bet you have tons of loved ones.

>"also god isnt real"

Keep telling yourself that...

lol good shit

What made you leave the church?

do you get paid while doing mormon missionary? If not how do you support yourself?

you pay for it. theres a lot that goes into it but you pay the church depending on wjere you live determines how much, and the church redistributes the money based on the area.

Not OP, but I served as a missionary in Central America and $10 in my sock, a cheap watch in my wrist, and a BOM, for when poor niggers like you wanted to "rob" us. Make them feel like they git something and then I didn't have to murder them

It's a form of socialism that works very well amongst the Mormon community. Basically no liberals or niggers are involved, so it functions how it should.

if god wants us to live by his law and makes it possible to be forgiven for breaking it, why doesnt he just forgive everyone so we can all go to heaven. also the whole idea of christianity is dumb. they basically make up the rules as they go, and thats just not the mormons thats everyone

I had some Mormon women (fine women too; Jesus) come by my house and chat a few times but then they stopped coming. Is there a certain number of times missionaries will engage someone before they stop showing up?

Fair take. I can agree with that. Also why I'm a non believer

I'm not an asshole I take shit from stupid people so i can smoke and eat.. what you mormons do beg for shit like them buda heads?
I dont go knocking on strangers doors forcing some white baby jesus bullshit on them, tyna get at they money, you people do faggot. my boy say you mormons fuck kids an wear diapers. And you tryna judge me? you the one thats fucked in the head bitch ass diaper wearin begger. you dont like em anymore? good cuz im a fuck a mormon up for you. next mormon i see gets robbed an if they try some they get chopped because of you. fuck a mormon.

it's all gaslighting dude, those women don't care about you at all, they just want you to do Mormon stuff and support their church. they probably figured that by not showing up anymore you would strongly desire to have them back, thus you would take Mormonism more seriously and try harder to prove yourself. that's probably what they had in mind.

they tey to judge how well you take the message/do commitments. if you dont do what they ask youre not progressing which wastes their time. so they stop going by to see people that read the book.

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do it you wont

Naturally, of course.

Organic 14 year olds. Love it.

Hypothetically speaking if I blow up Salt Lake City will all Mormons just start fading away into non-existence?

I have read the book of mormon, all the way through, twice (yes really) and i don't feel at all inspired to become a mormon, even though i was told by a group of mormons that i would gain some kind of inspiration from reading their book. what gives?

i dont think so, you'd have to kill the prophet and all the apostols. even then it wouldnt guarentee a new prophet would be picked. not to say it isnt worth a try tho

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same happened to me. they'll tell you to pray and if you feel like its true it is and they'll all tell you that theres no way you'll feel like it isnt. personally its a cool book and theres a lot to learn from it but like you said i didnt feel anything after praying.

Elder user

Would you agree that the door to door attempts of recruitment are actually less about recruiting and more about affirming those the church already have? Like, as to cement a bunker mentality, an us good the world man kind of thing

Then I would say it's not for you. It's another testament of Jesus Christ and goes hand in hand with the bible. I would say look for spirituality somewhere else. Maybe one day it will be applicable in your life, but just having read it (and twice at that) says a lot about you.

Why are you so fucking stupid?

Nothing goes hand in hand with Real Biblical K.J.V Scripture.

Well now, I need you to go back to the Church. Change it: mold it into a religion of truth.

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Trashy third world criminal. Keep robbing people in your shithole.

Ok, am I supposed to argue with you at this point? You have your opinion and I have mine. Now what?

actually 100% yes. especially these days anything can be comunicated through the internet so if people are interested they'll respond. much less intrusive too.

Now die, heathen.

What's the weirdest thing you've heard there? i mean, like something you actually believed but now don't for being stupid

Based.

The time is coming.

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You would just kill a bunch of homosexuals. Apparently Mormons are so filled with hatred they have allowed homosexuals to move in and take over SLC. Sometimes I dislike how tolerant the church is of people's bullshit.

how and why? what did you like about it particularly?

I don’t like Mexicans or blacks

I'll just be over here enjoying my family and being happy and not being struck down by God, while being successful and living a happy life

>says the blasphemous Sup Forums user on Sup Forums

Lol wut

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Well, I am tolerant of everybody's bullshit, because the church says it will make me a better person. Even though I fight not to dislike everybody that isn't as awesome as me and my family, I do my best to be accepting.

Don’t touch my fucking egg

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Kek, I never claimed to be sin free, muh nigga

Tolerance will fade when the shitskins invade

And for that I stock plenty of food storage and guns

Everyone is sinful. But you committed treason without reason as soon as your fingers typed “on par with biblical scripture”. You fucking blasphemous piece of shit.

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Good. Very good.

It's not treason, it's courage.

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I’m happy people like you are going to hell. Farewell abomination of desolation.

Faggot

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What broke your shelf?

THIS

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God is an asshole, Christianity made him into some good cherub. He wants you to grovel mortal. But mormanism is just hokey bullshit.

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Wait? The women do missionary work? If I promised to be Mormon, would they let me fuck them in the ass?

South Park's Mormon espiodes & The Book of Mormon Tony-award-winning musical. Satire aside, how accurate is their depictions of the origins & principles of the Mormon faith/church

Did you love your missionary companion? With BJs??

Lol, you sound like the typical born again "christian". Go back to your mega church, faggot.

idk one of my buddies got sick of it and started going to parties and hooked up with a couple girls

Sounds like a typical homosexual wet dream. You out of the closet yet?