Pics are encouraged

Pics are encouraged
in b4
>I have a chair w/ wheels and can go anywhere
>muh dick

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keyboard for sure

these fists

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The chair itself can be a very effective deadly weapon, but so are my fists, elbows, feet, and various other parts of my anatomy.

>When we come for you and break down your door what kind of resistance can we expect you to put up?
I wonder if plebs will wise up to the fact that these are information gathering and database building threads?

beer bottle
damn things can do more damage if they dont break over your head
6 stitches and a concussion later i found that out the hard way when i woke up

>implying any one replies with legitimate responses and not troll ones

Utility knife.
Don't laugh, they brought down the Twin Towers.

My dick. Or maybe my butane torch, but prob my dick.

I can shit in my hand.. come at me, bro

Bookshelf speaker.

doesn't that make it a speakershelf speaker

If you're autistic maybe

my dick

you're the one using it as a speakershelf and not a bookshelf

My dick isn't attached to me, my wife bf has it, so I'd roll on over to him with my rolling chair and retrieve it then use it to flog any intruder

The table on which they sit holds more than speakers.

My cat

But utility knives can't melt steel beams

knife in my pocket and a hatchet by the wall

what the fuck

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Nothing, weapons are violent and you could hurt someone with them. God save the Queen.

6 inch knife

knife and whisky bottle

I'd use that boot warmer tbh

Oi m8 u got a loicence for that knife? Report to your local re-education center for discipline.

mossberg 590a1

$50 in change rolled and in a ziplock

>saved up change from tips from working as a cashier

I don't have to move the chair at all (even though it has wheels)
Compact .45 under the computer desk in a lockable drawer.

My words

nice shot of knife because i refurnished and etched it myself and i think it's cool as fuck

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p-please i luv me some minorities gov'na! i swear on me mum

Flare gun or 6 inch knife

I have a sewing needle

how much would you sell that for?

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Oi m8 you had a knife WHILE being white? The sentence for that is allowing 10 needy refugees into your home to fuck your loved ones, eat your food and sleep in your bed while simultaneously participating in anti-white propaganda.

Not shabby at all, I approve.

Ontopic, I have an ice cold glass bottle of coke on my desk.
And a pocket knife.

My pussy i have aids

two glass cups.

at least a hundo

t-thank y-you! sorry for the empire, stealin' cricket an all! g-god save t-the queen

i laughed

My floor lamp could be used as a bō staff.

Her pussy, she has aids

Either a bass guitar, a lighter and a can of deodorant, or a pocket knife with a 4inch blade.

Scissors. Not the most effective but it'll leave a mark

my dick

Baddragonshelf Speaker confirmed

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Chainsaw.

Like 10 fucking glass bottles.

My dick
Small things are choking hazards

Assuming I can roll my chair back a couple feet, if not then my pocketknife.

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My mossberg 500. I always keep it next to my armchair.

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A pit or german shep.
A wine bottle.
A metal straw.
A colt 45 pistol.

Elder wand

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in bed now but can reach a crossbow, pistol and knife. also a big pot of vaseline so back the fuck off

Glock 17

As my chili for lunch is turning into something banned by the Geneva convention, the deadliest weapon is currently my ass.

I've enjoyed this user, thanks

This is the saddest thing I've seen on Sup Forums.

>Vaseline

Why?

you obviosuly haven't been here long

masturbation

either my unstrung longbow or my shovel both of which are right next to each other and arm's reach away.

I'm in bed but theres a bat in reach without even sitting up

Use an actual lube like KY or Astroglide, not petroleum jelly.

I've been here for years, it's still the saddest thing I've seen.

lamp

Cooking pan, cutlery drawer if I stretch a bit. I live in a tiny space, the kitchen is by my side.

My guitar. Gibson Les Paul, no body chambering so it's essentially a giant hunk of solid wood with metal bits attached.

Or the cable plugged into it, could definitely be used to strangle someone.

But you love that lamp

My autism.

Glock 19

.38

me too, it was fun

Knife

The steering wheel
I’m in the passenger seat omw to a concert

M1911. Loaded with these.

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