I drive trucks for a living in the UK. If you have questions I will endeavour to answer them

I drive trucks for a living in the UK. If you have questions I will endeavour to answer them.

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Have you ever found illegal immigrants in or under your truck? How did ( or would) you react?

>I drive trucks for a living in the UK
You drive lorries.

where do the trucks sleep

I haven’t. I don’t know what I’d do. As the driver I’d be at risk of being fined so I’d probably just tell them to fuck off.
I don’t drive internationally though and the chance of anyone wanting to illegally migrate from one part of South Wales to another is sufficiently slight not for this to be a major concern of mine.

Have you ever killed a prostitute?

I know, but last time I said that I had millions of butthurt Yanks berating me for using a word with which they were unfamiliar.

do you suck a lot of dicks on highway parking spots?

What does your daily diet consist of?

Outside the warehouse. They don’t get much sleep though because most are driven by two different drivers every day.

Migrant semen

Do you play truck simulators when you're not working? or is it annoying?

to add to this what is your fitness and body wellbeing like?

do you have time to get exercises in, stretches and stuff?

kek

Not yet
Not yet
Breakfast cereals, sandwich meal deal or a roadside burger, microwave pasta stuff

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I’ve never played a truck simulator. Not sure why anyone would.
I get exercise loading and unloading and palletising stuff.

is that all?

that isn't much exercise. a better question would be do you have the time to get an hour's uninterrupted exercise in often?

Where are the best dogging spots?!

Fancy getting sucked off at Medway services?

Amerifag here, do you Eurofags have truck stops similar to US truck stops? If so do they smell like absolute piss and shit, garbage scattered about? Do the 4 Sikh drivers sharing one truck and one license over there cut a poop hole in the floorboard like they do here?
Pic related, drove one of these oversized shitboxes around for a year.

Forgot pic, am retard

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I think our motorway services are a lot more salubrious than US truck stops by the sound of it.
You try humping and shifting pallets and cages and stacking and wrapping pallets. It takes some effort all right. I can’t just stop work for an hour to exercise obviously because then I wouldn’t be working. I can exercise in my free time the same as anyone else can.
Sorry, I haven’t got a dog
It’s a kind offer...

>Sorry, I haven’t got a dog
Oi I missed the point of your question. Any place without vowels in the city name is a good place for dogging.

Considering this job as a last resort
> what’s the pay like?
> what’s the hours like?
> is it easy to get a lorry job?

Pay depends on where you are in the country, what you’re doing, how much experience you have. Anywhere from minimum wage to £20+ per hour.
Hours depends on whether you’re agency or full time. Some agency drivers will only do a couple of shifts a week, I do 40 hrs a week. There are limits on how lying you can work and 60hrs a week is pretty much maximum.
There are not that many companies who will take people on without any experience but they are out there. Working through an agency is how most people start out.

Lying = long