Hey everyone. Glad you're all here, gather around. I have something important to say

Hey everyone. Glad you're all here, gather around. I have something important to say.

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nationalgeographic.com/science/2019/09/mars-insight-feels-mysterious-magnetic-pulsations-at-midnight/

am listening...

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what faggot

I'm gay.

*ahem, I’m here user.

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NO you absolutely do not.
Fucking kill yourself immediately.

please continue sir. you have the floor.

nigger

Now now everyone find your seats and quiet down. Make room for everyone.

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Here boss

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Get on with it already!

go on

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Is smoking allowed here?

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Nice dubs you have their user. We are seated please continue.

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Here!

Be patient user and have a beer.

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Cheers, sorry for being rude.

nationalgeographic.com/science/2019/09/mars-insight-feels-mysterious-magnetic-pulsations-at-midnight/

MARS HAS A MAGNETIC FIELD WHICH MEANS WE CAN EVENTUALLY TERRAFORM IT!! MARS WILL BECOME OUR OWN PLANETARY WHITE ETHOSTATE WHERE WE FINALLY DESTROY THE PEDO MUTTS!!!! FUCK ALL WHO DO NOT BOW TO THE MARTIANS BLARGAWHARAHGLARGWASHAH!!!!

yah

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bro

colony already their according to some

This is all I have to say anons. Be ready for the ascention. Also fuck anyone named Mike.

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Cool. Change the name to Helghan and I'm in. Though Mars is a cool name too.

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OP here, its confirmed steve is being added to smash!

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It’s happening.

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Checked
Thanks for your announcement user, we shall take it on board. My your night be glorious.

My brother is named Mike. Hold your tongue

thanks for the info OP. cant wait to get off this shit planet.

You

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Ouch, right in the feels. Can’t believe I came into to this thread and respectfully took a seat and waited for you to give your news. I was a total stranger who showed you kindness and empathy and gave you a chance on website that’s dominated by trolls. I took a chance on you bc I believe in giving the benefit of the doubt and you shit all over me. Now I have to masturbate to trap porn to forget about this after I told Jesus I promised I wouldn’t do that anymore. I’m at a loss for words. My names not mike but my parents told me that they ALMOST named me mike but then said “fuck the mikes of the world, we aren’t gonna set up are kid for failure” and then named me quinton. My middle name is mike though so I’m still hurt

good news buddy, you can still use my cock as a flute if you want

Sorry your middle name is Mike.

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