I found my housemates dildo...dubs decide what I do with it

I found my housemates dildo...dubs decide what I do with it

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superglue it to your forehead

> (OP)
CHECK EM

Do nothing and wait for the most awkward, non-compromising situation to bring it up

Suckle it like a baby.

I want to know how you found it. No bullshit either, I'll know

Post it and post her lemme see

Shove it up your asshole!! :)

Prove it, pics or it didn't happen.

Stick it in her ass when she's sleeping

Cum on it and she will rape self later

Literally was next to her bed under a pillow case...how long does cum stay alive for...won’t she get pregnant

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are you a fucking retard

Stick it to an outside window

Rub your cum on it.

Cum won't stay alive very long, I'd say 20 minutes or so would render it ineffective. Post cumshot on dildo. Leave it there and gently place it back where you found it.

This ^^^^

I wonder what she looks like...did you guys ever think about it? She's probably 600 lbs and a burn victim. I bet she has horrible acne all over her body, and shaves half her head, leaving the remaining half dyed blue.
I still think about her vaginal muscles contracting during orgasm around that toy.

She’s OP....look at the clothes she’s wearing and the ones I took the dildo on

Lmao, that is not a dildo, it's a pelvi wand. It's for releasing tension in the pelvis, yes you insert it but it's not a sex toy lol

Why she hiding it then?

Nothing says that's her, not even OP.

Kind of an embarrassing item to have still, I have chronic pelvic pain and I hide mine. I'm also a dude so unfortunately it has to go in my ass

Post more pics of her

*post any pics of her
>fixed

These dubs need checking. Now glue that shit to your fuckin forehead bitchlips

Dubs out the gate, no deliver
OP is a massive faggot

can confirm this, that ain't a dildo dude.

That's an esophageal dilator, its used in hospitals. Is your roommate studying to be a nurse, OP?