Would you trade all the porn in the world for a kind, gentle, and loving wife that will always be there for you?

Would you trade all the porn in the world for a kind, gentle, and loving wife that will always be there for you?

Attached: 1568661587548.jpg (1080x1080, 119K)

if her toes stink

Yea but that's unrealistic

In all seriousness if you say no you’re a nigger. I’m not some faggot that claims porn & anything I don’t like is “””dEgeNeREcY””” but if i could I would totally trade watching women I will never meet getting their asses blown out for someone who loves me.

Attached: 0C545404-D8C3-4311-B0AE-458B15B594C0.jpg (750x915, 432K)

How?

Find a kind, gentle, loving wife that watches porn. They do exist.

But they are batshit.

fuck no. I have that and it sucks because she doesn't put out. What good is a one sided marriage? She does everything else but anything sexual. Sex is important, and if she isn't gonna put out, then I'm gonna watch porn and jack off.

All I used to do is just get high and watch porn but then I met this amazing girl and I fell in love with her and quit watching porn and using drugs for 4 years because she was all I needed. We loved each other so much and we were going to get married. She always said she loved me and wanted to spend enternity with me. I planned out how I was gonna purpose to her and everything. She cheated before I got to do that. We broke up and I lost my apartment. Now it's just back to getting high and watching porn. I miss her so much.

sorry for your loss dude, i hope things get better for you in the future

That's even better.

Why not both? If your wife doesn't let you watch porn, she's not worth it.

as long as they love you

Would Instantly. OeOeOeOeOeO

Yes

This

Short answer: yes
Long answer: yes
>green text: yes

No, i have several gigabytes of pornography and hentai.

No way i would give all porn for sex.

I can get love and affection from friends as well.

Yes. Especially YOUR porn.

Of course. Porn has ruined me.

>Girlfriend cheats
>Still misses her

Born Cuck. Stay high you degenerate nigger.

Sure

Sure. Or at least shelve it and pretend I havent got any.

A loving wife wouldnt mind if I got all the porn I wanted back. So sure

No.

I used to think the same, then i realized my wife was a pussy withholding cunt.

If she got tits and ass then yes

i love me and that’s all i need. you cuck faggots can keep your mom’s panties to jack off into.

Only if she works i dont want to ever work in my life.

Work on my balls with your tongue faggot

Uh, no.

Why would my 'wife' ever need me to make that sort of a trade/dowry, let alone ANY at all?

are you 12 or just a virgin?

Absolutely

Yes

Attached: 1567437780161m.jpg (800x1024, 80K)

But I already have a wife like that AND porn...

no I hate women

bro I feel you.
Except mine didn't cheat, I kinda fucked up when she started to feel I wanted to only lust her.
In her exact words: "I don't feel genuine love from you as much as how we use to be, it all just feels like....Lust."

Yeah I felt sex was amazing at the time, and with a passionate woman like her with me it felt even better.

Anyways I lost her already and the years have past me. I;d love to take her back, yet she has her fair share of substance abuse sadly and is doing her own thing.
Shit aches my heart.

Attached: 1568341866781.jpg (777x738, 78K)

I had the exact same thing. Like disturbingly accurate.

Attached: 1566053807247.jpg (537x534, 75K)

niggers tongue my anus

Kind, gentle, and loving isn't enough. You need to be able to interact and sympathize and be understood and really *engage*. My dog is kind, gentle, loving, and sweet, but I don't want to marry her.

Nope. I already have a kind, gentle, and loving wife who also loves to fulfill every single one of my fantasies. This includes watching porn. We call it "desk duty" when I look at porn and she kneels underneath my desk to blow me until I nut.

Find a woman like that and you win at life.

Attached: why not.jpg (480x360, 15K)

>We call it "desk duty"
>cringe

I need this girl. I would trade anything for her

Attached: Screenshot_20190928-213739_VSCO for Samsung.jpg (1080x813, 509K)

@Cyb3r5lut

Attached: Screenshot_20190929-101022_Instagram.jpg (1080x2280, 751K)

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. I'm not giving up my porn for one thot.

>a kind, gentle, and loving wife that will always be there for you?

Trick Question. Such a thing does not exist.

nope. I've done marriage before. its a mug's game.

>Would you trade all the porn in the world for a kind, gentle, and loving wife that will always be there for you?

Yes, of course I would.

Marry for kindness, get kindness. Marry for beauty, get beauty.

Have it already so no, but I’d give it up to keep it. She catches me jerking off and scolds me tho

only if she happily did everything i asked for sexually

Hell nah, and I don't even watch porn unless I'm tweaking, accept my flaws nigga

I have masturbated to this girl a un healthy amount of times. And I'm doing it as we speak.

Attached: 20190823_142559.jpg (1080x1434, 952K)