ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Chase frog down a hole.
>Find a tank.
ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess
Samuel Gomez
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Ethan Hill
Blaster master
Austin White
True.
>Be a Grim Reaper travel agent.
James Cruz
Blaster Master.
Grayson Ross
>waka waka waka waka
Landon Collins
>have a sword bigger than himself
>childhood friend got some titties
Isaiah Lee
FF7
Thomas Hernandez
>in this world
>you start your journey when you're 10 years old
>food is more powerful than god
>your childhood friend got some small titties
Eli Hill
>4-Player run n gun
John Nelson
Earthbound?
Bentley James
pokemon
Carson Green
>Be a ball
>Insanity
Austin Hughes
I answered this last thread. It's still Grim Fandango
Michael Lewis
Man, I passed out drunk last thread. Didn't see the answer.
Ethan Flores
>Russia
>beat up bums
>beat up gang members
>beat up dogs
>beat up military members
>beat up pigs
>high out of your mind
Mason Hernandez
pacman
Jason Murphy
All good lmao
Carson Young
>Be a samurai high on time altering drugs.
>Platforming style Hotline Miami.
Kevin Allen
Winner! High Score!
Grayson Torres
Katana Zero. Can't wait for it to be updated for more content, the game was pitifully short
Bentley Anderson
Put 2 holes everywhere
Carson Wright
>build spaceship
>fly spaceship
>fun
Wyatt Rodriguez
blaster master
Easton Nelson
Man literally too angry to die murders all of hell to avenge pet rabbit
Jordan Foster
>alien who turns into a duck and macho man
Mason Edwards
Portal.
Noah Lee
>let crocodiles eat clueless children
This one may be hard
Christian Reed
Sounds like some John Wick knockoff.
Leo Green
The Incredible Machine 2.
Tyler Johnson
Ding ding! Nice user
Justin Reed
I love that game. I remember ordering it on floppy disk from Sierra back in the day when that was the only way to get it.
Cooper Smith
Either this is bait or you are a true zoomer
Jackson Sanders
A green man who is schizofrenic and has an annoying bitch speaking in his head.
Nathan Hill
I discovered it on the 90s cracked games compilations called "Twilight". They were quite popular in Europe because on each cd were like 15 games and you could buy them off people in the street
Dylan Jones
Halo: Combat Evolved
Camden Morgan
you play as a spider and paint the floors
Christopher Flores
Press the select button 10 times before the opening credits roll.
Lincoln Rivera
monkey ball?
Jacob Adams
Blue retard
Elijah Mitchell
>Rock climber demolishes hairy statues
Jackson Nelson
Left 4 Dead
Noah Young
>get insect wings
>jump off a ship
Ryan Nelson
>"you're still mad about me throwing you off a cliff?"
Ayden Green
KSP
Can't wait for KSP2. Looks amazing, and they're designing it with modding in mind.
Daniel Collins
literally any fps
Christopher Phillips
mgs 3?
Jeremiah Kelly
>avenge pet rabbit
kek Doom
Colton Jackson
Juan Martinez
buy cocaine for bitches and sell their nudes to a magazine company
Henry Morris
This sounds like my kind of game.
Bentley Davis
You and four other monkeys waste 30 minutes playing against 5 other monkeys.
Jordan Long
Tekken?
If so its actually volcano
Easton Walker
Correct my man
Lincoln Turner
you spend days watering your plants and give a blue flower to some farmer bitch to marry her
Juan Harris
Buying gf
Parker Cook
Robert Long
>go to church
>some guy does an interpretrive dance and everyone there is some violent murderer
>guess I'll go to that other place people told me about.jpg
>people on the way to the other place are toxic af
>fuck that place
Aaron Diaz
Kingsfield
Jackson Hill
A classic
Ryan Robinson
Yes! Correct.
Juan Parker
rub a girl’s clit to make her cum, buy candles and sleeping pills to keep her unconscious, never actually make her cum
Wyatt Bailey
You have dozens of characters. One of these will defend you. Some others will attack you. Choose wisely.
Nolan Scott
Rush N Attack?
Shadow of the Colossus?
One of the Harvest Moons or possibly Stardew Valley?
Lincoln Sanders
I have played this flash game, but I don't remember its name.
Jonathan Peterson
Rich asshole would create paradise
People start wiggin' out at you
Gotta stop the rich asshole who doesn't even kindly help the people.
Owen Russell
>fight snails
>level up
>fight slimes
>level up
>fight mushrooms
>level up
>spend all your money on microtransactions
>L>GF
Hunter Torres
mapu sehtoryyyyyYYYYYY?
Mason Roberts
how the fuck were you supposed to get the rich girl
Nathaniel Rogers
this must be a great game!
Parker Bell
slap hippo to make it eat
Aiden Powell
>Shadow of the Colossus?
Bingo!
Charles Carter
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>electronic hockey in the 1980s
>balances dexterity and heavyweights these
>avatars of alacrity
>and physical prowess
>are available in averages
>of swiftness and power
>skate right
>fist fight
>differing degrees of strength and speed
>will make up the team
>we’re running out of lyrics at a minute 30 in
>because the premise of this song is embarrassingly thin
>in just a couple of beats, we’ll bring back the chorus
>with the middle guy, the speedy guy and also the tortoise
Charles Jenkins
Monopoly
Christian Smith
Orgasm Girl
kek, thanks for the porn nostalgia.
Nicholas White
World of warships but the ships have tits and vaginas.
Landon Bell
I never played the GC, but the N64 version had a mining aspect to it. I assume the rich bitch would have liked receiving gemstones as gifts.
Carter Walker
It's a mediocre flash game.
Liam Campbell
>chop nine heads off of three dragons
>make the fat fuck turn red
>rescue the princess, because always rescue the fucking princess
Nicholas Gray
You're not gay but desperate to find a bar full of sailors
Austin Wilson
FarCry 5?
Cameron Taylor
Fuck I remember playing that flash game. Totally forgot about that.
Dominic Fisher
>spend entire human campaign wishing the faggot you control would fucking die already
>faggot finally dies at the end of the human campaign
>oh joy, now you get to control that same faggot in the undead campaign
James Williams
nope
Charles Wilson
>run around killing 8 bit looking enemies
>get loot
>equip loot
>reach level 20
>drink pots to get stronger
>die
>lose loot
>repeat
Lincoln Martin
If this is RDR, I'm going to find you and molest you in your sleep. RDR 1 and 2 are masterpieces.
Austin Lewis
warcraft III & The Frozen Throne
Nathan Powell
You haven't played this game yet because you're still modding it
Ryan Sullivan
It is not.
It is.
Asher Campbell
>be a jew (I assume)
>run around collecting piles of gold
>run away from bad dudes
>climb ladders, shimmy along pipes or ropes or some shit, make holes in the ground to catch bad dudes
>DON'T shoot anyone despite the fact that you clearly have a gun on the cover art
>after you're done playing the built in levels make one of your own.
Ryder Bennett
Oh good. Just be prepared, I might molest you anyway.
Nathaniel Green
Achondroplasia military emplacement.
Aaron Young
realm of the mad god
Alexander Morales
Good luck. I am certainly bigger than you and probably stronger as well.
Jack Moore
>start game
>put into motion an event which will make your entire journey pointless
>rescue princes whats-her-name
>bitch gets squished
Logan Turner
>dorohedoro the game
Jayden Ramirez
Hell yeah it's realm of the mad god. Do you still play?
Ayden Wright
Super Mario Bros
Michael Lopez
super smash?
Easton Clark
Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?
Andrew Flores
Rogue, Baldur's Gate, Pixel Dungeon