I have no money and I'm very board could you post me some mazes, puzzles and general trivia things like crosswords...

I have no money and I'm very board could you post me some mazes, puzzles and general trivia things like crosswords. Please do not post sudoko as I am not very good at science related subjects...

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got a riddle for ya
>what starts its life on 4 legs
>grows to walk on 2
>and dies walking on 3?

Human with a walking stick? Is this the dense answer, what's the meme answer?

dont know any meme answer but you got it right
>What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tommorow?

Go for a run. Do some pushups. Whatever, just get of off your ass.

Friday. Today would be Saturday and therefore Friday would be yesterday.

Perfect time to learn something new like a new language or a new skill.

u right
>I come in a cone but I am not food;
I will be skewed if you screw with my hue;
I come by the millions but you can probably only name a few.
What am I?

Yeah I would but I live on a very windy little island..
You right. Based.
I bet you have money and you're taking my free riddles..

Try Duolingo, it's fun, free and not totally bullshit

Hermit crab!?
But that's the one with the violant bird, is that just a meme or do they use violence to make you learn?

what day would today be if the end of the world was 2 days before the day after tomorrow

Then it won't take you very long to do a lap around it. When I was stationed at Schofield barracks on Oahu, Hawaii, I would do beach runs almost daily.

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1. Jacqueline: I think you were wearing a dark blue dress at the Macmillan prom. I regret not asking you to dance and then making it painfully obvious I had a crush on you and then not doing anything about it because I thought you were out of my league. Met a Jacqueline at the airport Hooters years later looked nothing like you but still I thought some weird cycle had reset.
2. Darcy: Marathon runners are pretty hot if you can ever catch one.
3. Torie: I think it's a little weird to be turned on when someone snaps at you and you were really mean to me when I sprained my wrist from masturbating too much.
4. Leanne: I am unaware of the effect I have on other people. But I think there's something attractive about watching another person receive similar results using wildly different approaches until they take it too far. It's always better to be the newer version and there's nothing wrong with that.

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you got a computer? why not teach yourself web building or just read stick figure boobs in MS paint

First I've heard of violence. Just has some odd phrases such as "I am an apple" in multiple languages.

nah think harder man you got this I'll give you a hint
>some spell it with a u and some dont

I love Jake Gyllenhaal
Ergh I mean.. Yeah I could do stuff but people would be suspicious like I'm up to something
What the fuck (pic related)
Well I would like to code, I'd like to make a shitty project game!
Someone told me the bird was basically negative or used negative reinforcement
Wait Colour!? Uhh those eye cones, or a prism

lightbulb

Uhm silence?

What is your major malfucntion see but checked

Yeah when people say "basically" these days I tend to zone out because quite often it's nothing like how they're telling it. Ignore whomever told you such things and take what you want from it I say. At the end of the day it's a cartoon bird right? Idgaf about a cartoon bird

B A S E D Q U I N T S

It's a meme

>Basically the bird is negative
>The meme is muderous comments
>basically negative
Fucking sperg out harder dude
So's this thread dipshit

nice digits but still wrong I dont know any other hits that won't give it away

OP can I answer this one yet? As a Brit the u clue is calling to me

Oh Yeah sorry I did answer colour but I guess it's not that

And here I was thinking summer was over

Ooo look at big boy who's been hazed by the chan speak, do people also tell you you need to be over 18 to post here how cute sageduckroll, 55555 get, inb4 you actually respond t.been here 6months

Pretty sure it's colour my dude

the answer is color but I never saw you answer it my bad
>If you have three oranges and you take
>away two, how many will you have?
its a little easier of a riddle

You still have 3 but 2 are somewhere else?

That's enough internet and sugar for you today

nope but close

God damnit that's not how this works
Bullshit, where the fuck are our oranges mate!?

lel.

bruh its 2 you took 2 so you have 2
>I can fly but have no wings.
>I can cry but I have no eyes.
>Wherever I go, darkness follows me.
>What am I?

Ohhh true, sneaky bleeder! is the next one me...
Nah uh a cloud lol?

yeah man
>I'm tall when I'm young
>and short when I'm old
>what am I?

Penis.. Nah. Is it mountain? My friend answered this one tbh..

closer to a penis then the mountains but both are wrong

Oh is it literally a human?

nope heres a hint its something humans use

candle

Yeah this sage

correct
>poor people have it
>rich people need it
>if you eat it you die
>what is it?

I'm not gonna lie OP im running out of riddles but I do know some jokes

Communism, idfk lol and yeah spam jokes. Give me a hint on that last one though

...

That's your hint I gave that shit away, last riddle
>If 1+9+8=1, what is 2+8+9?

Wait what? And 2? I'm fucking only attempting math for your dubs fucking numeracy...

nope not 2, dont look at it like a math problem you'll fuck it up

you giving up on the last riddle mate? there isn't a hint as obvious as

OOOH Nothing!! Actually this was clever and no I'm stuck on still...

the only hint I know will spell it out for you

>If 1+9+8=1, what is 2+8+9?
>Spell it out for you
What did he mean by this?

hears a joke for you
>there are 2 men at a bar at the top of a skyscraper
>the first man orders a shot then gets up and jumps out the window
>the second man is stunned at the jumper and suprised when he walks through the door and orders another shot
>the second man ask the first how he did that and he says
>idk whenever I take a shot and jump out the window the liquor slows my fall just before I hit the ground and I land safely
>to prove it the first man takes a shot and jumps out the window
>and to the second mans amazement he watches as just before the jumper hits the ground he slows to a stop and lands on his feet
>when he gets back to the bar the second man tells him that was amazing and he wants to try
>so the second man takes a shot and jumps out the window
>but he doesn't slow down when he gets close to the ground and he splits
>the bartender looks at the first man and says
>you know superman your a real asshole when your drunk

I kind of butchered that joke but you get the point, you give up on the riddle OP?

Lmfao, yeah I give up. Nah well done, I think I've heard an altered version. I have a bit of a bar joke with that quick twist at the end hang on..

semen

the answer is 10 or more accurately TEN

That joke is older than the cum sock under my mattress

My joke
>Guy walks into a new bar and orders a pint
>He drinks away and notices a large jar filled with bank notes
>So he says to the bartender "What's that jar all about buddy?"
>Barman looks at jar, smiles and replies:
>"Ah we got a little challenge here, put your cash in and win the lot if you do em"
>There must be like $500 odd dollars in this jar
>"Well hell I'll give it a shot depending on the challenges!" shouts this bloke
>So the bar tender leans in and starts telling him these 3 tasks
>1. Chug a literal bucket of tequila without wincing
>2. There's a dog in the yard with a bad tooth, remove it
>3. Old Landlady is upstairs who hasn't had sex in 30 years, you need to give her a good seeing to
>The bloke is admittedly disgusted but nonetheless throws in his money
>A literal bucket of tequila is slid across the bar to him
>Glug, glug, glug.mp3
>With a stoic swipe at his mouth to clean of the drizzle he did it
>Now confident and a gutful of tequila he smacks his hands on the bar and heads out
>about 25 minutes pass and the bloke, a bit worse for wear, stumbles in
>"Alright where's that old lady with the bad tooth!?"

Oh man how though, not even trollin ._.

Learn German. You can talk and sound like you're throwing up at the same time

The beach is like 6 inches long jeeze

top kek that's a goodie
One+Nine+Eight=ONE I'm sure you can figure out the rest

You're so full of shit, that means nothing! Am I just feeding you, am I troll, wtf

OHHHHH wow.....

Get the factorio demo it's practically the whole game except for multiplayer and mods

Will it run on a decade or so old xp?

Steam won't sage

There you go, my bro. And thank me later

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Also there's tons of full games online plus you could emulate here's a bunch of dos games archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games

Yeah It should just turn the graphics down not that they were insane in the first place

do you have food? we can order you food if you are hungry bro.

bro
>2+8+9=?
>Two+Eight+Nine= TEN 10
the answer is 10 not trolling

There you go, my bro. And thank me later

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Ah yo so I did try getting fallout 1 working on, like I say, this old as fuck xp laptop but it says it can't make temporary files? I tried like reassigning my temp folder and shit, pretty dead ended
Yeah true, I'll try it maybe. I do like the look of it
Nah I got food, there are like loads of farms just nothing else going on but that but ty. I also couldn't get anything delivered here and there's no fast food so that really sucks.. not that you need fast food everyday but it's a good 'treat'
I know I finally got it... tbf you put like 1+9+8=1 instead of one and I'm dense af, took me 30 mins btw

I gotta go back to work OP this was fun if the thread is still up an hour or two from now I'll dump some more riddles

I could also get a job, now that you mention it... Yeah thanks, shit's been funny! In a bit!

kys you pathetic little cunt.

Dubs of truth sage

fkkn witchcraft thread

Bump

Post some puzzles

I made this picture on paint

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Making some more, I like the spray can but I find it's best to use it liberally as it can get a little tacky

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Any particular reason for JPOG?

Well the tag line kind of spoke to me

Here you go bro. Don't forget to thank me

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Fucking spam, I'm making a real doozey btw

> I'm very board
You are what

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If you have no money you should get off Sup Forums and get a job.

Here's new pic
As in the bored where you want to play puzzles and 'board'-games?
I said that...

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OP here, I think I need a bath.. Please don't let it die

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Nyoonnyoonnyoon

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What's the result of an elephant having sex with a rabbit?

A pencil?