>you wake up as an indian man
what's the first thing you gonna do?
You wake up as an indian man
Aiden Gonzalez
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Jason Powell
Probably go outside and take a shit in the street
Christopher Rogers
Ask for bobs
Jaxson Campbell
Open window and yell I'm awake (in Kannada of course)
Gavin Reed
Browse the dank web
Hunter Brown
Make Instagram account and send all beautiful ladies special request for them please send bob and vagene that is all and thank you.
Grayson Harris
Wipe
Joseph Roberts
Shoot myself, and make sure it counts
Zachary Turner
Get on IG and start asking e-thots for bobs and vagene.
Mason Harris
this
Levi Jenkins
This is the only viable answer.
Gavin Wilson
Become a tech support scammer
Luis Watson
/thrad
lol
Ethan Young
take a massive shit on the street
Oliver Morales
become a superpower. hell yeah!
Jonathan Reyes
Check out convenience stores for sale.
Thomas Roberts
call Microsoft and ask for a job.
David Campbell
pastebin com /sSUf9qNV
1. Jacqueline: I think you were wearing a dark blue dress at the Macmillan prom. I regret not asking you to dance and then making it painfully obvious I had a crush on you and then not doing anything about it because I thought you were out of my league. Met a Jacqueline at the airport Hooters years later looked nothing like you but still I thought some weird cycle had reset.
2. Darcy: Marathon runners are pretty hot if you can ever catch one.
3. Torie: I think it's a little weird to be turned on when someone snaps at you and you were really mean to me when I sprained my wrist from masturbating too much.
4. Leanne: I am unaware of the effect I have on other people. But I think there's something attractive about watching another person receive similar results using wildly different approaches until they take it too far. It's always better to be the newer version and there's nothing wrong with that.
Luke Turner
grab a megaphone and walk the streets, following attractive women and yelling "OPEN BOOB!" as I follow them
Henry Lopez
Shit in the street
Go swim in the Ganges with some dead bodies
Take an job from an American IT worker
Rape a girl
Get online and ask for Bobs
Kill myself.
Adrian Baker
this is the definitive answer
Elijah Parker
Open a new 7-11
Bentley Russell
Eli Hernandez
Send bobs and vagine
Kevin Reed
take a shit on a fucking sideway
Luke Perez
Start calling people telling them I'm from the IRS
Parker Green
Hello guys and girls, me mutahar...
Justin Ortiz
I’d wake up as a dragon from game of thrones. Fly to an unincorporated part of the county and continue to do meth as planned.
Josiah Torres
maaam im a computa tecknischan, i see whit my scan that there are haakers now on your computa
Leo Ortiz
Lie to myself that our space programme is a success and we can overtake the world in 10 years time...thinking all these while I'm poo in the loo
Brody Reed
this
Luis Sanders
street*
David Myers
Scratch the dot on my forehead to see if I won a hotel or a convenience store
Jaxon Phillips
Kek
Ryder Cox
on the bright side, id get to chat with kitbooger and his granny Gloria
Chase Sullivan
Go to Cambridge (Massachusetts)
Connor Adams
Kekd
Leo Gray
Get a job at a call center and use the thickest Indian accent I can muster.
Jace Price
There you go, my bro. And thank me later