This is the only pussy I ever got

This is the only pussy I ever got.

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poor fellow, i feel sorry for you...

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Real pussy ain't that great. You're not missing out on much, bud.

So order another one?

Don’t listen to this guy. Vaginas feel warm, soft, divine, like you were always supposed to be there your whole life.

Why don't you get an escort? Or better yet, go TALK to girls, it's not that hard unless youre an autistic fuck

dubs confirm

but then they turn around and bitch about work and its just not worth it

does your tiny cock go in that tiny metal hole?

its a stretchy material.

metal??

a $25+shipping onahole is cheap and easy

the real thing is if you like the girl
and stick your god damn face in her pussy and she fucking blushes

really cute

I got one too OP

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nice

I've never even bought one of these.
I'm too beta to go to a sex shop, and too paranoid to order online.

Cut faggit detected

those are shit buy a
meiki 2 layer
liker XYZ or Sara
can find at toydemon

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i have a fleshlight too, and it is better pussy than real pussy,

trust me, you're not missing anything

this thread reminds me of something ive been meaning to ask Sup Forums. i currently use the diy handtowel rubber band rubber gloves fleshlight, but is there any other super easy diy fleshlights that feel more... pleasurable/stimulating? the one i use feels too "smooth" if that makes sense

are these thingds worth it? i have a hard time cumming when i use my left hand so i think using an external thing would make it even harder

tried a few DIY versions, just spend the money and buy one.

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>I'm too beta to go to a sex shop
I was hesitant my first time but from my experience sex shop employees are welcoming, helpful and accomadating in a non creepy way. First time I bought a fleshlight, the cougar working the till and I had a 15 minute conversation about sex advice and what kinks/fetishes we like. They are absolutely no going to think it's weird you're there and they're used to people such as yourself who are really self-conscious. If they give you shit, report them and they will be fired.
Just buy a male masterbater, they can be as cheap as $40 USD for a good quality one. No matter how much finesse you put into a DIY, unless you are literally casting the silicone yourself, will never be as good of quality as a casted pussy made by a reputable manufacturer.

cant currently, but i just need a better substitute until i can shell out some cash. doesnt need to be super high quality