I fucked a female horse today
> be me
> straight (mostly) but horny so download Grindr
> see a guy with a horse on there 9 miles away
> have watched horse porn occasionally with girls and male horses
> fuck it, kind of want to suck a horse cock myself
moar?
no you fucking faggot
Ban
kill yourself faggot
lol for what?
for being faggot
cont'd
> Ask if he is into horse play
> yes, I have two mares with nice warm pussies
> Hmm, was thinking male horses but this could be interesting
> will prob never get the chance again, fuck it, wya?
> get address and drive over
> go into barn and take off pants
> has a couple crates to stand on behind horse
> pretty nervous, don't want to get kicked in the head and die or something
do you really need an excuse
>literally no one cares
>i'll let every one know what a faggot i am anyway
Don't listen to this nigger, OP. Keep going.
>dOnT LiSteN To LiTeRaLlY eVerY OnE heRe
>t.faggot
Go on, OP
nobody fucking asked to continue your more-than -likely made up story
Okay
> so i stand up there spit on my hand and start getting myself hard
> he gives me some ginger powder
> says lick your finger get it it wet and put ginger in the pussy
> makes their pussies spasm
> okay do it
> horse pussy starts winking or spasming whatever you want to call it
> stick my dick
> holy shit this feels fucking amazing!
> I mean like really fucking good holy shit
> I've fucked a lot of girls before and this is like some of the best pussy I've ever felt
> feels just like a girl but with that winking pussy shit is sooo fucking good
> blow a load in the horse
> guy eats my cream pie out of the horse pussy
> think to myself, damn I am fucked up. . . i ust fucked a horse oh well
> guy says come back any time
probably won't go back but no mad i tried it
Stay mad.
>blow a load in the horse
>mad
i don't think you understand the word, faggot. no one is mad. just like you can hate faggots with out being PhObIc. kill yourself faggot lover.
HORSE
PUSSY
This is the worst greentext I've ever read. Learn how to fake a better life and write better
>projecting
Let me guess; the horse owner's name was Jeremy.
possibly the most awfully written and fake greentext i ever read
I mean idc if you believe me. It is pretty unbelievable I suppose. But I did fuck a horse. Like how did I get here in life? Like I fucked a horse man. Life is strange huh?
aight if it's real post proof
I didn't take any pictures man, I don't want that shit getting out, you fucking crazy?
i was more thinking screenshots of the convo you had on grindr you dunce