Here's your popcorn si..... Wait a minute, you're not single a you?

>Here's your popcorn si..... Wait a minute, you're not single a you?

Heh... not for long... *winks*

wow

>Sir, I need you to step through the virgin detector please.

>a you?
"Did you even need a G.E.D. for this job?"

>si.....

Seriously? You can only work at the concession if you're in a relationship. It's one of the hiring criteria.

>;_;

Birdy it's me, your long lost lover. The last time I saw you you worked as a hostess in a quaint little bar in an backalley in Paris.

I won't be after you see THISl

*unzips dick*

Nay, m'lady. For if thou cast thy eyes yonder, thou shalt notice the magnificent falcon, perched atop a railing. 'tis my trusty companion.

>No condensation on the soda

Not trying to sell me an empty cup, are you?

No fun allowed :(

No ma'am just waiting for my wife, her husband, and their son to finish their movie.

No, we're trying to sell you a freshly poured one that hasn't gotten warm yet you fucking idiot.

>BEEP BEEP BEEP

T-there must be some kind of m-mistake..

But I ordered the crab-legs?

ARE YOU REEEEEEEEEEETARDED?

GO BACK TO MEXICO BITCH

Single? No my name is Bob!

that uniform is disgusting

I don't come here to be interrogated, now get me my crab legs and fuck off

>are you single?

not for long, i'm not

Should've been:

>here's your popco---you're not a single are you sir?

These insecure faggots will find every mistake just to have something to say because they can't add anything.

Witnessed

>mfw the virgin detector's fooled by using an onahole and rubbing yourself in girl scent

Is this meme actually real? What kind of sociopathic theaters are you going to that singles out single white men?

Which seat would you take?

You're unzipping your dick?

Where's the designated shooter seat?

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That one. Really make the couple uncomfortable.

>tfw haven't gone to the cinema in 4 years because nogf

I can't keep waiting on screeners and rips, lads. Do any of you go alone?

what's going on here?

>have gf
>occasionally see movie by myself
>watched John Wick 2 a couple of weeks ago and Chuck Norris was there

doing "group things" by yourself is criminally underrated. Get to meet new people all the time.

he's playing chicken
he wants there to be a free seat next to him so he can place food there. But if the cinema's full and people are desparate, someone will buy that seat and he'll have to share a couples seat with a complete stranger

Makes life a bit more exciting gambling like that

I always go alone and start telling jokes to the people next to me

I do and I have a gf. Every once in a while there's just a film that no one I know really cares about spending money on so I go alone in the middle of the day on like a Tuesday. It's quite nice.

That seat's for Sup Forums users and their pillows.

Some theaters will find a person to share a couples seat with you. They take a picture of you and shop it around to other singles candidates, if they dont find one they refund your ticket.

Nice digits, but let me show you how it's really done.

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>Going on swingers night
Never ends well

For you.

>Go to watch the new marvel film alone
>a group of young teenagers (about 14-15) point and snigger behind my back for the whole film
>one of them throws popcorn at me and his girlfriend laughs
>I ask them to be quiet
>"eurgh your breath stinks!"
>they laugh
>I know it doesn't they're just being little cunts
>hear what I think is a blowjob
>so anxious I get really hot and light headed
>all I can hear is this light moaning
>ruined the movie

I wanted to fucking kill myself

Give me my shit, and mind your fucking business whore.

> I increase my tip by two more dollars with a pleading look in my eyes

>Go to see normiefilm
>Get upset normies are there
You have only yourself to blame

>tfw you failed the mandatory penis inspection

That's what you get for having a vagina

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What the fuck is this. Do you guys have a couple icon in your countries cinema

>Go to see the new Power Rangers film
>Pay $18 for a ticket
>order a Large Coke Zero and some Nachos at the concession stand
>"Ah, I'm sorry sir we can't serve Nachos to white males as they're too spicy"
>I demand the Nachos
>"Security! We have another White boy having a Natch-fit"
>I get thrown out and my seat gets given to a Black kid free of charge
>He gets complimentary Nachos

Seriously how is this allowed?

It's an australian cinema
Couples seats have no armrest so it makes it easier for your partner to reach over and grab dick

Whites can't handle spicy food and it's illegal for cinemas to sell milk. Tbqh they did you a favour

For real. I live in Australia and I've never seen it. I just got back from Beauty and the beast with the missus. And yeah you can move the arm rest up. But never realised you had an option to pick.

Lmao what a cuck

It's Event Cinemas, don't know if hoyts or some other smaller company does it too

I picked Logan last time so she picks this time. You learn to compromise when you're in a relationship and not shit posting on a Vietnamese cartoon forum

Yeah we were in Events. I moved here from NZ recently. Your movies smells like an old furniture antique shop.

No, you say "We're gonna watch something by Refn at home and you're gonna blow me while dinner cooks or I'm gonna put you through that fucking wall." and then she does it. Good God man where has your masculinity gone?

Lmao what a cuck

What a shit design to put on a drinking cup. What is this the 90s?

wow