Me and my gf

me and my gf

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Die.

what in the living breathing fuck did i just read

something tells me this man does not actually have a girlfirend and is just messaging himself

she is real and is very funny and silly, she is one of those normies that is a bit odd and would give you a chance, no matter how weird you are

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and she gives good advice, better than you guys on Sup Forums for goodness sake i have been asking you questions for years and i mostly get ignored so i ask her first now and then only ask you guys sometimes

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>she is one of those normies that is a bit odd and would give you a chance, no matter how weird you are

that's really the only way for you to get one huh?

i wish everyone on b could be brave enough to try dating someone, even if they aren't attracted to them, just to experience that feeling.

that's my first try user, we have talked about it not lasting forever, but we are happy to go as long as we want to before going separate ways, just like with a normal friendship, it doesn't last forever, so enjoy it when its there

This is obviously your first girlfriend

yep it is, i waited for so long, being so scared. i don't want other people to waste so much time. i'm almost 30

that's just plain sad, sorry for your loss my guy

i have had other girls try to get me in a relationship but never thought i could do it, but it's easy. set ground rules at the start, make it clear that i'm going to break it up when i'm not happy, if she agrees we go to the second meet-up. i don't do dates they are a waste of money, i connect with girls efficiently now

Jesus christ 30? now im actually starting to feel for you

i haven't lost her, still together and when we change to friends i will look for someone else instead of giving up

>feel for you
why would you?

method depends on the kind of girlfriend you want.

yep forever trying different things until you find one that makes you happy, i have found mine, i hope others can find theirs too

you're 30 on your first girlfriend that you dont know isnt gonna last, you're kind of late

these "i want you to feel the same way i do in a relationship" feelings come with a first relationship.

i know for 100% sure that it won't last, have mentioned it in another comment here

you're 29 and you talk like this... lmao

That just makes it worse, if i knew it wasnt gonna last i'd just break up with her instead of risking either of us actually starting to get attached

why haven't you been able to experience that feeling again?
my reason for not trying was because i was scared to trust and open up again, i can understand why a first 'opening' that ends badly could prevent you from doing it again - but you can choose to.

there is no risk when you have strong communication and have already talked about it together
talking is a lot easier and quicker than trying to run away to hope that you forget and move on.

yep
you ended your sentence with "... lmao" so what age should i assume you are? i'm not young enough to know if teenagers have adopted this

because that's how emotions work

Yeah OP you seem like a nice guy but user here has a point. It's time to project maturity, girls will put up with immaturity and even be nice about it but deep down they will cringe and eventually leave you. Sorry no decent girl wants a 30 year old guy who is too worried to draw because it will distract him from his 'game'. Learn to play an instrument or something, or work more and earn money so you won't be too cheap to date (referring to your earlier post). Good luck OP

i don't believe so
but i think that believing that will forever prevent you from trying, so therefore your theory would be correct, just because you aren't allowing the possibility for it to happen

no risk? You clearly don't know much about human psyche

damn nice quads, but i am currently extremely happy with my girlfriend, im just much more mature about it now. And im only 18

no need to assume, i'm 27

srs question tho, why did you post this? if you're happy with her and wanted to share it then fair enough, but otherwise what's the motivation here?

girls dont care about money, i have met a lot of girls off tinder and i always told them i wouldn't be taking them out or buying them anything, they still meet up. dating is cheap unless you go the commercial route. once you get over the worry of money you will be a lot happier.
yeah most girls will cringe, which is why the ones that don't get jumbled in with them

he is happy with is first relationship and wants everyone to feel the happiness he is feeling because its his first relationship

it's very simple
>does she agree to tell me if she develops those feelings
>yes
>do i
>yes
agreement done
no risk

This x2

lmao suuuuuure

because i grew up on Sup Forums being scared to show emotion and even date a girl and i know for sure there will be more people like me. i want to show them that you can let down all your defences, like when shit-posting online, except you can do it in real life, with a girl and have fun together.

Bruh...This is like some teenage virgin's fantasy of how to be flirty. Stop.

why the fuck would you take anything seriously here

you could post that screenshot and ask, help Sup Forums what is this

they'd tell you that you have cancer, regardless of whatever it is you've posted

Also, get out of long-distance shit, it's all dreams and nudes. At least you can keep the nudes afterwards to beat off to.

you can choose to be mature sometimes, other times you can let your guard down for a short period of time before putting it back up

the fact that you can't comprehend this happening tells me you have terrible communication skills. you can't understand something you haven't experienced and that is a shame, because i can't do anything else via the internet to help you experience that.

fair enough m8

follow up question: how old is she?

you just bumped the thread bro, that doesn't help me stop

>why the fuck would you take anything seriously here
i let every possibility in, then i think about it before deciding if its true/good/bad

im 18, i am on my second gf, my first lasted almost 3 years. I'm pretty sure im winning my guy

early 20s

what are you winning?

you said i have horrible communication skills, but you're 30 years old and talk to your gf like shes part of a furry fanfic

>they'd tell you that you have cancer, regardless of whatever it is you've posted
not true, sometimes people are helpful and genuine
holding onto nudes is just a reminder of a regret, i'd rather move on

anything before the age of 18 does not count, you are children; it's like saying you had a four year relationship in elementary school

i said that you have horrible communication skills and you diverted by replying to me telling me irrelevant information and then claim to be 'winning' ?
ok?
thanks for proving my point that you have horrible communication skills
nah i've never tried furry shit, but if she offered then i wouldn't be scared to say yes

>currently I only do gaming and memes

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if she's early 20s she'll get tired of you talking to her like that, but ride that shit until the wheels fall off

i'm out, enjoy the rest of your evening m8

it laster early 15-17 and i understand most people aren't that mature yet at that age, but looking at how you're talking to me it sounds like i was more mature at age 12. And you're only saying relationships before 18 don't count because you were probably just a sad loser that couldt get a girlfriend and you're salty about it

my guy, you're a 30 year old virgin and your only argument is saying that my communication skills suck?

i understand but i can't focus on other stuff for too long so always keep a balance of a bit of everything

lasted*

i see your point, but think about it like this
if you use a spoon for eating different kinds of cereal, do you get tired of using spoons? you can always replace the spoon with something else, but sometimes you need a tool to get to something else e.g. cereal e.g. that childlike innocent state where you can talk about anything without fear or judgement, it's not limited to being silly, that's just one brand of cereal

Just focus on gets like that an you'll be drowning in pussy m9

>you were probably just a sad loser that couldt get a girlfriend and you're salty about it
imagine thinking that is the only possible reason why someone wouldn't want a girlfriend. a lot of guys hormones don't kick in until they are older, it's related to puberty and we all progress at different stages, that's why those guys are smarter and more successful that you, outside living their lives while you're home on Sup Forums. you're not special, you're just another user.

>the fact that you can't comprehend this happening tells me you have terrible communication skills. you can't understand something you haven't experienced and that is a shame, because i can't do anything else via the internet to help you experience that.
read the last line again buddy, i can see a sinking ship a mile away

i'll link a girl i met off /soc/ my next dubs post to impress her

I'm currently living alone abroad to study in one of the most succesful universities in europe I have an IQ of 142 i have a better social life than you and im only on Sup Forums because i just got done after a 9 hour school day and im bored.

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i'm done talking to you, you're just another immature Sup Forums furry incel. Besides you're 30 and you just got your first girlfriend i dont understand why i'm even taking the time to talk to a sad piece of shit like you

do you want me to pretend to care?

I don't need you to care i have a real girlfriend, not some weird friends with benefits furry relationship

it's ok, you tried your best to cause a distraction and it failed, you can try again after having a little rest to catch your breath

do you want me to deny things?
it seems like you are lonely and just want me to reply, which i don't mind doing, but we may as well discuss something interesting if so

the quad squad

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look, i understand you want to make it look like you won this exchange, but just look at who we are and you'll see that in the long run you'll die alone and i'll have a nice life so yeah cya

nah, no feelings of regret are involved in the nudes.

plus they are pretty hot nudes, or maybe it's more of the fact that i can humiliate them completely at any moment.

they are latinas and some are known for being so fucking dirty in bed and with pics, but with that same mentality they WILL fly off the fucking handle if they get pissed.

a few tried to get back into my life since i've moved on, and they try to sweet talk at first, i say no, then they become enraged. i mention the nudes, and they stay away.

it's like psycho-girl repellent.

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"same mentality" i mean, with them being wild in their private life, also means they are wild when they get emotional. wildly loving, or wildly enraged

IT'S ALL OR NOTHING! THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN!

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she's not your gf, you're her pet
females have zero reason to cmmit nowadays so they dont
so they cant be gfs
you're a loser
somebody else is dicking her for no attention given
while you give all the attention you can for at best pity sex

actually it's me leeching off her emotionally and financially because i am too scared to commit to anyone else, or try anything else, i am comfy with her.
but good stereotype, try not to forget it goes the other way too

why do you always think about suicide? are you incapable of thinking about anything else?

everyone dies alone

>plus they are pretty hot nudes, or maybe it's more of the fact that i can humiliate them completely at any moment.
sounds like a sex hobby that will develop over time, you will never be happy and will always want to push it a bit further. slippery slope user, i've been through it and luckily i survived.

>a few tried to get back into my life since i've moved on, and they try to sweet talk at first, i say no, then they become enraged. i mention the nudes, and they stay away
you could just talk normally about feelings/emotions with them. be stern, and honest. clear it up in 5 mins and you never have to worry about them again

I've read your posts, I'm very happy for you lad.