You come home one day and find her tied up helpless on your bed

you come home one day and find her tied up helpless on your bed

>wut do you do?

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I do a 360 and walk away

Who her ?

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She's so beautiful I'd vomit.

walk right back out the door because i don't need this shit.

Educate her on basic economics

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untie her and call the police

>Free her.
>Get good press.
>Sell fake sob story on media about being a poor father with heart of gold.
>Make boatload of money from gofundme
>buy an actual load of boats

Feed her insects and tax her into oblivion.

Ask my wife what the fuck did you do now.

Some bitch with a false sense of purpose

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>pick it up,
>remove from bed
>drop her on my floor
>pull out my laptop and turn on the charger cord
>go and find Nezuko r34
>pull out my dick and re-enact the 7 page muda secen while she's watching me destroy my dick to best girl

Anybody have that good fake of her?

Untie her then ask if she needs to use the phone or a taxi. I don't want company right now please get out.

call the capitol police and gtfo.

You got more of pic related? Really trying to take Linux seriously

Also I'd tell AOC that if she doesn't immediately accept the Invisible Hand of the Free Market I'd fuck her face

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stick it in her ass, of course. she's cute as hell until she smiles. those horse teeth are a boner killer

drive her head in and bludgeon her with a tire iron, then stamp on her chest repeatedly and fuck whatevers left.

i'd sleep with her and monitor her decaying body until the smell gets too bad. either that or i'd just cook it up over the fry.

How many supplier siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change itself.

Tell her "You dont have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."
and hand her a bowl of eggs

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Sick reference bro

i'd immediately bend down and unclothe her pants / underwear and stick my nose between her chicks and take a good whiff of her anus. maybe stick my finger in there and get a decent chunk out. and if she's sweaty moving around for a long time then that's even better.

Call 911 and untie her. Ask her how long she’s been tied up and if she needs water or the bathroom.

Assist the police as much as I can with their investigation, when they arrive.

"No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable."

- an actual Adam Smith quote

pic.

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10/10 user. Long time since i actually laughed from a green text. Kudos to you sir

Uh... Something with a bowl of vegan eggs

whose quote is this? who is that guy?

Gut her slow

i hope to god you posted that walltext cringe meme ironically.

and clearly you have zero reading comprehension based on that "gotcha" adam smith quote.

I fuck her raw and come up with some way of explaining to her it's part if the green new deal. Even though she knows it's just about sex

This is the same tune thats been sung since the end of WW2. And look where that’s gotten us?

To the point where you think the exact same thing thats been practiced for the last 80 years, with a slightly different spin on it, can fix everything

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Time for the cordless drill.

Use this image if you want to red pill normie socialists on their failures of intellect.

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Discuss universal health care

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i don't even agree with yang's policies on UBI. it's a backdoor for the wealthy class to slow financial mobility

Untie her, tend to any injuries she may have gotten from the attacker, tirelessly work to track down said attacker, and donate every cent I own to the Goddess AOC.

Just like social welfare in general. Agreed

Recall her.

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Aren’t remotely close to UBI or Social welfare. They are a result of human ethics. But sure.

Meant for

get out of here

untie her
give her props on triggering so many faggots
lecture her on keeping her eye on the pragmatic prizes rather than too-lofty goals
>America gets a Green New Deal

>sysadmins
>the niggers of computerworld

take off all her clothes and sexually stimulate her until she orgasms

that reads like a whole bunch of gibberish for morons
>op endorses it
checks out

feed her a carrot to gain her trust

I'd first put on a mask and see what her vagina looks like. Then I'd leave, pretend there's a fight in the other room, and save her. The molester was the "other" guy, not me. :)

Until I find a DNA-proof way, all I can do is look. She's so fucking hot.

I'd still vote for her.

So moronic infact, you were so easily and quickly able to rebuke it.

You didn’t waste a reply on 15 words of literal nothing with le meme arrow

>:)

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