well Sup Forumsros I guess this is it
Might as well tell you all my tale while I sit here rotting
>be me
>21 y/o working at brewery
>get drunk after my shift every day then head home to game
>stop at Taco Bell on the way home cause its 1am and I'm starving
>get home but too tired to game so I just watch some tv
>sit in the same spot for hours watching Barry
>after finishing season one in one sitting I decided to get ready for bed
>plus I've been holding in a piss for an hour
>doorknob won't turn
>ohfuck.mp3
>I don't have a lock since my parents are christian weirdos
>start getting hot and sweaty because I can feel the taco bell getting ready to erupt
>actually dripping in sweat and getting anxious that I'm gonna shit myself
>there's a sharp pain poking at my rectum
>push and pull on the door with all my might but it won't move an inch
>only thing moving is the liquid toxins in my bowels from the 5 chalupas
>desperately try to open window but the screen is bolted on
>realizing I have no way out and a hole is being burnt into my rectum i needed to act fast
>squat over my trash can and make sure I'm not gonna miss anywhere
>I can feel the propulsion of this massive dump
>right as the first sprays start to leave my cursed anus my dad opens the door to my room
>"Hey user, is everyth-"
>all he sees is my sweaty red face mid grunt while a slew of diarrhea splatters onto my floor and walls
>he just closes the door and walks away
>mfw I heard him lock the door on the way out
Well Sup Forumsros I guess this is it
very well done user, how many gbp did you lose?
here u go:
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[OP]
It’s over user. No way out of this. Might as well just accept that you’re fully autistic. Bonus points if you go full ape and toss shit at your Christian parents while shouting, “THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU!!!”
Which brewery
I lost them all, when I woke up I had to make my own poptarts instead of mummy's special poptart surprise
One in Houston but that's as much as you're getting out of me
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