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what's the best thing to have ever happen to you ?

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When I was 17 I used to be an assistant instructor at a karate school, just for the kids classes. I got close to one of the families and ended up hooking up with one of the kids moms. Highlight of my high school years

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If that's the highlight of your life, I feel significantly better about mine.

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He said highschool life you dingus

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Well hey guy. Good for you. That sounds like a neat time.

When I realized that my life (which was in shambles) was entirely my fault.

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Met my ex-wife.

Turned out well. We split and hate each other. But there was a lot of good in those five years. That good keeps playing out today, with wifey number two. Life is pretty good, on a track that never woulda happened without that lying, cheating piece of shit.

i think getting to live my bisexual fantasies or my "trap" fantasies with a really good friend. that fuckin faget was the best lover i ever had.

>we really had some great fuckin' times together
>god I fucking hate that cunt
>drop dead bitch

>miss you

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That's pretty accurate. Not sure how to explain that, to people who haven't been through it.

My experiences and life are pretty good. Someone who contributed a lot of good also contributed a lot of bad. The bad was over a pretty short period. The good lasted a lot longer. The bad makes it impossible to get back to the good ever again, with that person. But that doesn't mean the good wasn't.

He said high school life, not years. If he only answered for that time in his life, he didn't answer OP which makes him equally stupid.

Why would I want to see your penis?

Trying heroin for the first time.

My first shot, I was in bliss and no sadness for one night.

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>My experiences and life are pretty good. Someone who contributed a lot of good also contributed a lot of bad. The bad was over a pretty short period. The good lasted a lot longer. The bad makes it impossible to get back to the good ever again, with that person. But that doesn't mean the good wasn't.
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It's a mix of the best and worst. Joining the Army. The first half of my short 3 years was fantastic while the last half was an absolute nightmare. Either way, I left the Army an entirely different person, and I think this person is significantly better off. That and I know civillians will never understand the brotherhood that is being in the military.

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>civillians will never understand the brotherhood that is being in the military.
Fuck off with your gay shit you welfare queen

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>I know civillians will never understand the brotherhood that is being in the military.
oh youre so full of shit

your brotherhood of what? 2 maybe 3 guys you remember from basic that happened to be going in the same direction as you were that you dont even talk to any longer besides sharing and liking shitty facebook posts every once in a while with a personal exchange only when some friend of the family makes a retarded anti-gun post?

bull. shit.

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Yeah, not that whole getting shot at thing.

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Tie between two things:

>When I was a 19 year old awkward virgin who was terrified of girls I randomly went to a strip club alone. Paid for a dance, and after the dance the stripper asked for my number. I thought she was a hooker, not actually interested in me- but I gave her my number anyway because she was pretty damned hot and I didn’t care. She called, we went to Dave and Busters (lol) and then to a hotel. She fucked the living shit out of me. Honest to God she ruined sex for me for years by giving me really unrealistic expectations. No money was exchanged. She told me later that she found out that day her husband had been cheating on her, and she basically fucked me because I was the first customer that wasn’t fat on her shift. This story sounds fake as fuck, but it no shit happened.

Against:

>Met a guy at the neighborhood pool. He told me to buy a penny stock he was following. Lol no thanks. Fast forward a few months, I check it out, read everything I can about it, then I get excited. Get as much cash together as I can and sink it into this stock. Tomorrow the stock is being listed on the NASDAQ. I’ve already made 250k and I expect to make more before I sell.

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>not that whole getting shot at thing.
omg we got shot at! We're brothers for life! Let me suck your dick now!

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I feel sorry for you. Don't worry, you have bond with a friend or two that you think is equal to what anyone in the military has. You don't, but at least you can think that.

I'm out of the Army by the way. I'm a highschool English teacher. I pay taxes just like everyone else. Still paid them while in the Army too, believe it or not.

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>I'm a highschool English teacher.
Good job on going for the lowest qualified job throwing military propaganda into today's youth

>implying even the majority of the jobs in the army are grunts
>pretending you arent the in the minority job position being propped up by tens of thousands of people working 24/7 to support you shitting in a sandbox and shooting weapons all day and doing shitty drills
getting shot at is nothing. kids in chicago live this every single day susan.

At this current stage of my life I have 3 women that I fuck regularly. Then random women every now and then

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I don't have Facebook. I prefer to call them and on a regular basis. Also, this.

You're not going to make me angry or anything. I know what we all went through. I'm also well aware that a lot of people hate the military. That's a personal understading that I have always been comfortable with.

Fuck off you attention seeking whore. Go write some shitty book no one will read like the rest of you fags.

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Not exactly, lol.

Sure.

Lol, go ahead and try to become a teacher. Significantly more difficult now than it used to be. I don't tell my students that I am former military. Most people don't and will never know. I prefer begin the year with Catcher In the Rye.

It's SAME BUT DIFFRNT

>Catcher In the Rye

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Not my calling, but thanks for the suggestion.

(You)

Me for sure.

my parents dying while not spending all the money they were given. left with 1.8 million ten years ago and been living on the interest ever since. No more struggling to make rent... food or my phone bill. I bought and sold two houses so far... not into real estate even though i made money on the deals. Went to Australia on a whim because of that goofy show "modern family". Ended up meeting a smart hot girl from Taiwan of all places. Was pissed at the time because I was determined to fuck an Aussie girl but... ??? Now... we're married, in florida, and she's finishing up her commercial pilots certs and then we're off to who knows where. Oh... and while I'm "making up shit cuz I'm a fag", she was a VIRGIN before I met her! Fucking 26 year old hot Asian chick... virgin??? Turns out she was a stage manager before coming to Australia, so all she was around were fags and old dudes that were married and had kids. In a trillion years I never thought I'd end up marrying that type of girl. Oh... about my parents? Massive dysfunctional. How they ever got together to fucking have kids I'll never know. Honestly, the money they had was casting pearls before swine... I've been enjoying the fuck out of this money and helping others out a HELL of a lot more than they ever did while they were alive!

Tldr

I have my step dad's trailer.

enjoy that capital gains tax

Nice trips lady boy lover

>go ahead and try to become a teacher.
Yeah, I did for a couple years. Teachers are pretty fucking retarded these days. All they do is rant about their shitty union, drink shitty coffee, and go home to their sad existence as their wives and gfs fuck the local firefighters. Worst were history, PE, and english teachers.

Dude don’t remind me. At least I’m LTCG now... but it’s still bullshit the state/feds get nearly a third

Oddly specific there, friend. Projecting yourself onto strangers because you failed at what you consider the "lowest qualified job"?

A couple years ago I got super pissed at my dead end job. Went home and sperged out.

Step 1: applied for school again.
Step 2: ordered a gram of meth off the dark net.

I had just turned 40 and had never tried meth before. So after it arrived in the mail a week later, I brought it to work and did a pretty big bump off my desk.

Needless to say, I was high as fuck at work and kind of went berserk. Called all these clients and wrote some weird letters.

3 days later i still hadn't slept.

It was awesome.

Didn't even get fired. Fuckjng potatoes as managers.

I got back into university and now I'm 3 months away from graduating with an education degree. All because of meth.

>failed at
lol it was a side thing as I figured out what I really wanted to do with life. Not some career goal. Getting qualified to teach and finding a job in that field is such a low bar.

Sure.

>army grunt
>literally the lowest qualifiable asvab score job in the entire us armed forces besides maybe water treatment specialist
no, he was right...you're literally some fag suffering from ptsd because you were shot at walking from the barracks to the latrine once during your 4 years

you sound like a fucking pussy with a wife that fucks nogs while youre out posting selfies between classes and sharing shitty I Served posts on facebook and sending your battle buddies motivational texts everyday that nobody looks at

Christina Santineau used to kind of love me sometimes

used to be a fat fuck until I was 17, became anorexic and lost 120 lbs and started fucking a lot of girls at college

Graduate college pretty sure I'd be a depressed poor fuck right now if I didn't push through the last year.
Maybe also when my kid turned from a pile of shit crying baby into a little innocent happy kid

Didn't read my posts. You made a lot of assumptions. I was a medic. I don't have facebook.

I'm just checking this thread for you guys that are really mad for some reason. Give me a (you) and I will keep going.

one time, i rolled dubs. that's pretty much it

A lion doesn't concern itself with the feelings of sheep. Good luck with the crazy amount of insecurities you are broadcasting with all that anger there chump

I'm still waiting on it. Mine has been a tale of uneventful solitude.

meh id ask you what your mos was but i really dont care. I believe the army is full of faggots like you now thanks to this new pozzed kike sharps system, all the trannies and fags serving etc

go schedule another therapy session with the va and make the waiting times even longer for those with actual problems

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>A lion doesn't concern itself with the feelings of sheep
Cringe and yet the "lion" still does

Imagine you getting all angry in a thread about life accomplishments. That couldn't be related now could it? People like you are so transparent.

Probably a fuckin pog

My bad, stupid government.