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LOVE THE EU

tim circa the 80s

looks kinos back on the menu boys

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>Quebec man accused of 'honour-based' assault on daughter because she removed hijab in public

Germany (not pictured)

wait a minute
ths aint dinner this is paint thinner

you can have a dream about riding a horse
or you can have a dream about drowning in oil

rate the mexican empire (victoria 2 circa 1875)

Go Gauchos

is there a woody allen film that isn't about young pussy?

Why does Britton even exist??

give me a quick rundown on tim

Don't have any aspirations to make a lot of money or be rich. All my hobbies are inexpensive and I do everything myself (home improvement, cooking, auto repair, etc.).

there's a first time for every country friend. welcome to the club

ummm...i don't think so sweaty xx

p.s: you might be a deano/normie

pleased to have blue eyes but it didn't stop me becoming a failure
probably because I have dark hair

u ate it yesterday and i didnt hear no complaints did i?

She's gonna learn everything she needs to know about you depending on what drink you order though.......

Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me

medals in the post mate

>taking canada
>no southwestern USA
why? Also post pops

dunno whether to use my one-night throwaway to troll as a cuck or a shitlord ...

they're getting wise to my shit on The Donald, and Atheism is probably watching me as I type this

Good lad, avoid roasties and you'll be home free.

Auroring this thread...

WITH NO SURVIVORS!!

do I want a kebab or a pizza?

t-tch..... you assaulted my...... honour.

It is the story of the developing relationship between an older, educated & wealthy American woman, Mary Horton (played by Piper Laurie) who lives on her own and a handsome, developmentally impaired 24-year-old builder's labourer, Tim Melville (played by Mel Gibson), whom she hires. Tim lives with his sister, Dawnie (Deborah Kennedy), who is a year older than him, and their parents Ron (Alwyn Kurts) and Emily (Pat Evison). Dawnie marries her boyfriend, Mick Harrington (David Foster). Dawnie and Mick make clear they dislike Mary and oppose her relationship with Tim, but do not state their reason for feeling that way. Tim eventually marries Mary.

Oh I saw her take a poo
In 1982
That was when I knew
That I loved her and her poo

addicted to catfishing fat smart women over tinder

What's funny is Quebec literally just banned wearing the hijab in public transport, schools, hospitals etc and as you can imagine the left is outraged about that and now this comes out after days of hearing about how the hijab is a choice.

Is it possible for atheists to be happy? I'm sceptical.

Cromwell would be considered alt-right if he were alive today desu

>auroras
it is that time of the year over there innit? lucky bastard

I'm quite happy as a non-believer.

idiotic hipster trash critic bait

medals in the post

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(Not sure if this kind of comment is legal & or if it counts as role-play or not?(Since I Only Made an internal dialogue I think it's Fine?? maybe?) so I'm leaving this as a disclaimer thingy)

prat

pretty sure cromwell would be disgusted with the "alt right" and add them to his long list of political dissenters in need of a good purge

reckon germany is probs around england/scotland levels
america is such a mindfuck though

Couple more characters in here than usual.

addicted to posing as fat women on tinder and roleplaying being catfished

Yes, it is my good friend.

Catalonia Vs Spain will be a great football rivalry desu

That's one for the dagger and one for another you believe

didnt even read this post

nice (you) harvester tbqh

>smartprice

cannot FATHOM how runty you have to be to purchase these products

give me a lowdown

>stayed up ~18 hrs studying for a microbiology exam
>take a different exam before hand
>pass out halfway through writing an essay at the end
>don't finish it
>professor gives me full marks
>"Concise, but very good content."
Ah yes, liberal arts

Hitler would be considered alt-right if he were alive today desu

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CANNOT imagine going up to the cinema desk alone and asking "yeah mate could I get one ticket to I Love you Daddy"

some ultra-cheap products are actually fine

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>go to china
>this guy greets you at the airport
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZIzSHvpMupw

your response?

Watched a LaLiga game yesterday and wondered what would happen with Barcelona (they are in Catalonia, right?) league wise

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are Germany army uniforms cooler than ours?

can hear american students outside my window being VERY loud and VERY american

think ill go out and tell them what's what

PBUH

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I got a feeling Karl Marx would identify with the alt-right if he were alive

When will they learn?

Yes, but will you stay that way forever? I imagine that as you age and have to deal with the mortality of your loved ones and yourself, you'll move from being a non-believer to an agnostic, who silently hopes for something more than oblivion even if he doesn't know what exactly that might be.

>taking canada and not the US
banter
its an old screenshot from a while ago I don't have the savegame anymore

Liberalism is a form of soft communism

MEXICO
OR!
PORTUGAL

Shame that all the capitalists and industrialists destroying our planet's environment are gonna be the first ones to escape once it's on the brink of collapse.

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this is quite good

I had yanks staying above me last year in college and they'd preemptively apologize to me before they had other yank friends over for the noise.

FUCK you bigots

>Liberalism is a form of soft communism

any ecofascist man in

why does japan have such a noncey culture?

>high up skirt
>heels
nah it's fake

just look at the clock

Jesus would be a SJW if he was alive

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post fucking machines

despise homos

Is Blood diamond a good movie?

based

Is this that park with the Dinosaurs in Alberta?

people can say what they want but yanks are sound even if they are too loud in public

the best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day

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feel like pure shit just want him back

Here's a hypothetical: you and your girl walk up to the bar, do you a) ask for a cocktail menu b) ask what's good here c) order a drink right away?

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one of the most inane gimmicks to tell the truth

Why? I already lost my father, and I'm not so young anymore. I also lost my nephew when he was a baby, and I lost my grandparents, I lost my aunt. I never went from being a non-believer to a believer just because I miss some dear ones. Note that I didn't "turn atheist" or anything like americans do, I just grew up like this like most norwegians. We don't have a relationship with god here.

>Asian fish can switch genders
Life is one big continuous shitpost

dont know, havent seen it

44% of californians do not speak english at home

remembering people on /brit/ hailing brexit as a "great victory"

We were porking your mom mate. We ran an American train on her. I had her squealing like an Irish hog

Haha just a bit of banter lad

post fucking machines