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its funny because that french mong that filtered you wont be able to find the thread

need to cuddle with a lad on the couch rn

erm its a little bit early for a new thread you fat bitch

>I HAVE A DEGREE IN INFORMATICS AND AM SO SMARTER THAN YOU!
>awww that's cute alan, how much will that be for the coffee?

>deleting your hatpost because you forgot the image

an........ime

GF is a worker while I stay and look after home.

new sue
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mesrQgR2Sy8

thinking of facebook messaging a catholic girl i went to highschool with who's a mom now to ask her to take me to her catholic church. state of me. don't know how to do it anyway, really nervous

any pass man in?

>not trying to correct your mistake by deleting your accidental post.
>accepting mediocrity, ever

Aldi autist here
>Huge test on Monday
>None of my flatmates like me because I showed them nudes of a girl I fucked
>Just been informed by /shit/ that I'm too thick to eat
>Mum just called me and told me my dad died from a massive heart attack this morning
>I'm all alone in Birmingham having to revise for Monday with the thought of my dad being dead in my mind

Kind of a bad feel lads.
Nobody in this city likes me and now I feel even more alone.
The closest thing I have to friendship is /brit/.

xx

might delete my social media accounts and go rogue...

like a ghost...

might go rouge

thats not true
he's from newcastle

650

ah yes i believe that this post is true

literally me but since forever

cashiers at aldi are in no position to judge you mate

damn you're so mysterious

I'm from London actually lad
Study in Birmingham

>Catholic single mum

welcome to the club

nah im just a loser

even the yank's hatpost was silly because he couldn't see that i was operating on a vantage of playful irony, merely star-spangled clay to be formed and manipulated however so pleases me

>me? I'm a radical centrist

It is abundantly clear: sex is not allowed in a 2nd marriage under Catholicism.

my other life is lived in computers where i go by the hacker alias "Neo"...

Was releasing iPhone 8 the blunder of the century?

The radical centre will prevail.

the reason germany's economy is always stronger than ours is because of their history as city states

we only ever invest in london, there's 10+ cities in germany that are strong with strong public transport links

our second city birmingham, has 3 million+ in the urban area yet no public transport infrastructure

all birmingham has is an awful metro that leads to the black country that has about 5 stops... the only other public transport options for the rest of the west midlands is buses

almost asked a prossie out on a date

northern powerhouse soon xxxxxxxxxxx

my ugliest client is falling in love with me

Would love to poke Emma's mound with my finger.

And my willy.

prossie?

imma spring
catch you on the flip side

birmingham is so ugly just wish the government would flatten it

could also be the 30 million more people they have

>even the yank's hatpost was silly because he couldn't see that i was operating on a vantage of playful irony, merely star-spangled clay to be formed and manipulated however so pleases me

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have a phimotic bellend

honestly wouldn't recommend it
i was quite active on facebook and twitter as a youngun and have since deleted everything a couple years ago... all it means is no one has a method of contact with you even if they want to be friends or get back in touch and you end up permanently lonely

take it from me lad, don't delete your social media, it's impossible for me to create new profiles now and having to be the one that adds everyone else

tell me about the ladyboys

fun fact: that isn't a model, it's a sugar cake.

do not appreciate this infringement upon my playground

the bells of paradise i hear them ring

simply dont have time for normie problems

This is why having women in the forces is a fuckign mistake.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4981290/Submarine-officer-accused-having-sex-vessel.html

what did she mean by this

enjoy pure homosexual sex with non-phimotic willies and without degeneracy such as 'lady'boys

Any CME man in?

Cut the sensititive bit off and be healthy.

i'm french but posting under a uk flag
guess my departement

strange, i thought the navy was all gays

guarantee is such an un-anglicised word

she's not a single mom, just a mom

when you wank do you find it easy for your foreskin to slip back and forth from your glans?

once mine goes past the glans it kind of gets stuck

like I have to really put in an effort to get it to go back

Which is quite the inconvenience as you can imagine.

How disappointed were you to find that out?

the north is the reason birmingham is shit
london purposely tried to divert business from birmingham to the north but it failed and now we're as shit as you
not an argument really when I'm talking about individual cities
literally all we have is london, if you take that out of the equation then you can name LITERALLY 10 different german cities that are better than the 2nd best UK city

LOL

aisne

The gf was in one of those moods the other day saying I don't love her etc. So I asked 'Will you think I truly love you if I eat your poo?'. Thought she'd say no and realise she was acting silly. Now every day I hear 'baby baby, come her, baby!' when she's in the bathroom. She actually wants me to scoop one of her turds from the bowl.

I really don't know how to deal with this situation. Should I say 'I will eat the poo so long as I can fuck your sister'? (think it's an actual fair trade so not afraid of her saying yes)

very

plus first ever female captain of a royal navy ship was dismissed for fucking subordinates

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_West

has to be manche

*cackles in lancastrian*

you arrive in Finland

yeah lots of us were great 50 years ago time moved on

wacky bruce

If you're cut this isn't an issue.

if i was god i would declare posting a new thread without checking to see if there's already one in the archive to be a cardinal sin

I'm a monetarist.

use some lubrication on the glands

Australian posts are abhorrent

never understood how monetarism intersects with the fact private banks create most of the money

is private bank lending inflationary or what

yeah, when I'm looking for foreskin advice I'm not really in the search for yanks.
Piss off.

I find this racis banter intolerable.

youtube.com/watch?v=sBWnTzEhpbc

anyone remember this FIFA belter?

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genuinely had no clue phimosis was a think until phimolad started posting about a year ago

gives me a newfound appreciation for being an amerisnip

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dan croll is so cute

let's be honest, the ONLY way that brexit can possibly successful is if they use this as a chance to build the midlands/north/wales/scotland

we cannot go on with this london centrism, it's not working

i am quite literally uncircumcised but fuck off then

it's only an issue if you are filthy af tbqh

having quite the strenuous poo

business idea: leg fractures

good post x

They're allowed in the front line forces such as Royal Marines now.

Lmao. Should be fun.

>degree in maths
>degree in law
>let's drive a boat!
Did she do a proper think?

we get it, you're gay

snaps

racist banter is top tier tbf
love having a level headed black friend that i can openly call a nigger and he can make 'le white people' jokes about me and no one gets upset

CHI

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the only way for brexit to work would be if they someone struck a deal with the main land on reduced trade fees

wait just one minute,

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