international playboy edition
/brit/
USA
its funny because that french mong that filtered you wont be able to find the thread
need to cuddle with a lad on the couch rn
erm its a little bit early for a new thread you fat bitch
>I HAVE A DEGREE IN INFORMATICS AND AM SO SMARTER THAN YOU!
>awww that's cute alan, how much will that be for the coffee?
>deleting your hatpost because you forgot the image
an........ime
GF is a worker while I stay and look after home.
thinking of facebook messaging a catholic girl i went to highschool with who's a mom now to ask her to take me to her catholic church. state of me. don't know how to do it anyway, really nervous
any pass man in?
>not trying to correct your mistake by deleting your accidental post.
>accepting mediocrity, ever
Aldi autist here
>Huge test on Monday
>None of my flatmates like me because I showed them nudes of a girl I fucked
>Just been informed by /shit/ that I'm too thick to eat
>Mum just called me and told me my dad died from a massive heart attack this morning
>I'm all alone in Birmingham having to revise for Monday with the thought of my dad being dead in my mind
Kind of a bad feel lads.
Nobody in this city likes me and now I feel even more alone.
The closest thing I have to friendship is /brit/.
xx
might delete my social media accounts and go rogue...
like a ghost...
might go rouge
thats not true
he's from newcastle
650
ah yes i believe that this post is true
literally me but since forever
cashiers at aldi are in no position to judge you mate
damn you're so mysterious
I'm from London actually lad
Study in Birmingham
>Catholic single mum
welcome to the club
nah im just a loser
even the yank's hatpost was silly because he couldn't see that i was operating on a vantage of playful irony, merely star-spangled clay to be formed and manipulated however so pleases me
>me? I'm a radical centrist
It is abundantly clear: sex is not allowed in a 2nd marriage under Catholicism.
my other life is lived in computers where i go by the hacker alias "Neo"...
Was releasing iPhone 8 the blunder of the century?
The radical centre will prevail.
the reason germany's economy is always stronger than ours is because of their history as city states
we only ever invest in london, there's 10+ cities in germany that are strong with strong public transport links
our second city birmingham, has 3 million+ in the urban area yet no public transport infrastructure
all birmingham has is an awful metro that leads to the black country that has about 5 stops... the only other public transport options for the rest of the west midlands is buses
almost asked a prossie out on a date
northern powerhouse soon xxxxxxxxxxx
my ugliest client is falling in love with me
Would love to poke Emma's mound with my finger.
And my willy.
prossie?
imma spring
catch you on the flip side
birmingham is so ugly just wish the government would flatten it
could also be the 30 million more people they have
>even the yank's hatpost was silly because he couldn't see that i was operating on a vantage of playful irony, merely star-spangled clay to be formed and manipulated however so pleases me
...
have a phimotic bellend
honestly wouldn't recommend it
i was quite active on facebook and twitter as a youngun and have since deleted everything a couple years ago... all it means is no one has a method of contact with you even if they want to be friends or get back in touch and you end up permanently lonely
take it from me lad, don't delete your social media, it's impossible for me to create new profiles now and having to be the one that adds everyone else
tell me about the ladyboys
fun fact: that isn't a model, it's a sugar cake.
do not appreciate this infringement upon my playground
the bells of paradise i hear them ring
simply dont have time for normie problems
This is why having women in the forces is a fuckign mistake.
dailymail.co.uk
what did she mean by this
enjoy pure homosexual sex with non-phimotic willies and without degeneracy such as 'lady'boys
Any CME man in?
Cut the sensititive bit off and be healthy.
i'm french but posting under a uk flag
guess my departement
strange, i thought the navy was all gays
guarantee is such an un-anglicised word
she's not a single mom, just a mom
when you wank do you find it easy for your foreskin to slip back and forth from your glans?
once mine goes past the glans it kind of gets stuck
like I have to really put in an effort to get it to go back
Which is quite the inconvenience as you can imagine.
How disappointed were you to find that out?
the north is the reason birmingham is shit
london purposely tried to divert business from birmingham to the north but it failed and now we're as shit as you
not an argument really when I'm talking about individual cities
literally all we have is london, if you take that out of the equation then you can name LITERALLY 10 different german cities that are better than the 2nd best UK city
LOL
aisne
The gf was in one of those moods the other day saying I don't love her etc. So I asked 'Will you think I truly love you if I eat your poo?'. Thought she'd say no and realise she was acting silly. Now every day I hear 'baby baby, come her, baby!' when she's in the bathroom. She actually wants me to scoop one of her turds from the bowl.
I really don't know how to deal with this situation. Should I say 'I will eat the poo so long as I can fuck your sister'? (think it's an actual fair trade so not afraid of her saying yes)
very
plus first ever female captain of a royal navy ship was dismissed for fucking subordinates
has to be manche
*cackles in lancastrian*
you arrive in Finland
yeah lots of us were great 50 years ago time moved on
wacky bruce
If you're cut this isn't an issue.
if i was god i would declare posting a new thread without checking to see if there's already one in the archive to be a cardinal sin
I'm a monetarist.
use some lubrication on the glands
Australian posts are abhorrent
never understood how monetarism intersects with the fact private banks create most of the money
is private bank lending inflationary or what
yeah, when I'm looking for foreskin advice I'm not really in the search for yanks.
Piss off.
I find this racis banter intolerable.
youtube.com
anyone remember this FIFA belter?
...
genuinely had no clue phimosis was a think until phimolad started posting about a year ago
gives me a newfound appreciation for being an amerisnip
...
dan croll is so cute
let's be honest, the ONLY way that brexit can possibly successful is if they use this as a chance to build the midlands/north/wales/scotland
we cannot go on with this london centrism, it's not working
i am quite literally uncircumcised but fuck off then
it's only an issue if you are filthy af tbqh
having quite the strenuous poo
business idea: leg fractures
good post x
They're allowed in the front line forces such as Royal Marines now.
Lmao. Should be fun.
>degree in maths
>degree in law
>let's drive a boat!
Did she do a proper think?
we get it, you're gay
snaps
racist banter is top tier tbf
love having a level headed black friend that i can openly call a nigger and he can make 'le white people' jokes about me and no one gets upset
CHI
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the only way for brexit to work would be if they someone struck a deal with the main land on reduced trade fees
wait just one minute,
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