What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with all the powers of 2001 Tony Soprano?

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with all the powers of 2001 Tony Soprano?

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Fuck my goomar

Raid the fridge

*Breathes loudly*

SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

run for khangress

stab at a plate of food angrily

*Bang bang bang*
Turn that music down!

capicola

FUGG MY MUDDA

Break balls.

IT'S A RETIREMENT COMMUNIDDY

Get myself a gun

get into hospital and beat up my driver when i get out to show my boys whos the boss

you know Quasimodo predicted all this

complain to my wife aoubt her not getting orange juice with just SOME PULP

Breathe heavily through nose while doing anything, also I'd fuck Carmella so many times that I'd lose a couple of pounds

Hey, watch it Chris

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with all the powers of 2013 Tony Soprano?

Eat some gabagool and fuck with my neighbors

Fuck that Russian slut in every orifice

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Breathe heavily and stab my plate angrily

I'd rather bang Valentinas brains out
she was his best comare

>Valentina over Gloria
Also pic related is the best Sopranafu

forgot pic

If you woke up tomorrow with all the powers of Paulie, who would watch what?

Gloria was hot too, but Valentina was insanely attractive to me.
Also, she wasn't fucked in the head like Tonys other sidepieces.

She's underrated for sure, IMO anything is better than Rosalie Aprille

kick carmela the fuck out of my house, adopt a house pet, sit by the pool, daytime drink. so my life now except i have the power to kick carmela out

The woman from Italy he imagines is literally perfection

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*eats gabagool*
*passes out*
*cheats on hot wife*
OHHHHHH
*cant deal with mommy issues*
*bullies protege*
VA FUNGOOL
*spoils libcuck son*
*gets wiretapped by close friend*
OH MARONE
*beats jew up*
*lets daughter be a lawyer for niggers*
*care more about the death of animals than people*
MAMA MIA

can you believe the balls on this prick? OHH!

Eat a plate of cold meat

Mispronounce capocollo.

dont get fresh

VAVANGOOL?

I'd kill myself for being Italian.

OVA HEA

take all my money and become a NEET in Joysey

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Fuck Carmella plenty of times
Send AJ to military school
Tell Meadow to lose weight and steer her away from moulignons and becoming a sjw

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thicc meadow was my fave

NO LEAVE THE FUCKING GABAGOOL, WHERE IT IS.

>you will never eat a gabagool + vinegar pepper sub and drink espresso outside your comfy meat shop with your crew

DON'T TOUCH THE GABAGOOL MY FRIEND

>buy some stinger misiles
>tell my people to shoot the 747s down before they hit the wtc
>we hero now
>wtc still collapse because of the thermite
>tell news the mossad did it and that we had secret information
>make america great again

I'LL PUT MOTHERFUCKING PAVANZOLI ON YOUR COCK YOU CHEESE FUCK

Underrated. I came here to post this. Fuck you.

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What ended up happening to him?

NON-STOP-ASS-RAPE

Drink my juice with some pulp, get some gabagool, shut the doo, and listen to Journey

Hey Coos! Coos!

"Sounds like your son has discovered Existentialism."
"FUCKING INTERNET! I KNEW IT!"

Is this from that somethingBird show?

AYYYYYYY

OHHHHHH

EEEEEEY

CAAAAARM

FANOOK FUKKIN GUINEA

GABAGOOL EY GEMME THE GABAGOOL YA BOZO

WE GODDA FUGGIN WIZEGUY HEEEUH

here here

DA JAAAACKKKETTT

his wife is a dog, the fuck are you on about

OOOHHH
MARR--ONE
jesus fucking Christ!

i'd have a panic attack and pass out

>Fuck you Santa!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY

THIS

This is some top tier autism but an enjoyable read none the less.

Die?

not have the makings of a varsity athlete

I will not, I WILL NOT have people disrespecting Carmela on here, ever, Get The Fuck Out.

enjoy orange juice, but only if it has SOME pulp

Is there any way for Tony to go legit and completely cut ties with organized crime? Because if this is Season 1 Tony, I'd GTFO of New Jersey ASAP, take the wife and kids as far away, and just try to live a normal life. And get a personal trainer/dietician so that I can have a healthy weight of 200 pounds.

Fire a personal trainer to get my ass in shape because I can afford it and I don't want to die of a heart attack in the next five years.

>focus on making more money
>try to get crews and new york more money
>try to become too profitable to kill because I'd be scared shitless

Grab her by the pussy

i always have a chuckle when i see tony breads remembering how he died on a hotel bathroom floor and that one of the paramedics thought he'd get away with stealing Gandolfini's rolex

OHHH the balls on that paramedic

CUTE

FUCKEN D-GIRL

Roastalie

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literally perfect

his head is fucking huge

he's a big guy

Did you even watch the show? You don't just quit mafia.

wew

Beat the shit out of AJ

At Mario Kart?

panic