If could coach any college women's sport, which would it be?

If could coach any college women's sport, which would it be?

volleyball and softball has the thiccest girls

>that sweat patch

good lord what i would give to stick my mouth to that cloth and just suck it all in

the best part about it is fit girls have this smell where the harder you inhale, the sweeter the stench is

Obviously volleyball. I mean look at that fucking ass. You'd have to bring spare underwear to every single practice.

women's skeet shooting

wrestling

sex

>Coaching any team that's not your daughter's

Whatever a girl who is my spawn wants to play?

You two are deranged

female shot put

Eh I dunno, after reading this I kinda want to find out if it's true desu

Olympic pole dancing

>college
High School, senpai

>Olympic pole dancing
I can't wait for this to be a thing

my dick is a sport
bring ur daughter, wife, and mum tomorrow

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>american "banter"
no wonder this country voted for trump..

Gymnastics.

*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>w-we voted for t-trump (and heres why its a good thing)

kys soyboy apologist cucck

t. german tourist whose wife is currently getting BLACKED back home

is fucking black athletes a sport?

the field hockey girls at my college were the hottest

Ask your mom

>his 4 word comeback contains 3 shitmemes

>american banter

competitive shitting directly into my mouth

volleyball for sure

t. Has never smelled a rotten pussy thats been basking in sweat for hours. It's not a pleasant smell, you think it'd be a pleasant taste?

Think of how bad your nuts smell after you sweat profusely for hours

>gif
here have an upgrade

you do know that not everyone likes the same things, right? my ex used to be wildly horny after she went to the gym and eating her sweaty puss puss was always tastier for me than fresh out of the shower

wtf I love volleyball now.

The best thing about Women's volleyball is that you get to see ass in a sport that is objectively better than the male version. Male volleyball is just straight pounding the ball, but it isn't exciting like in Basketball. In women's theres actual strategy. But also with ass

Your sweat doesnt smell after youve freshly perspired the last hour, only when left to be damp for a long time IE Feet
Pussy doesnt get swampy until 5pm

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>watching for strategy

get a load of this guy

You can't watch porn in a normal setting.

>dat mound

>Pussy doesnt get swampy until 5pm

well good that someone is in charge of keeping track of the pussy smell schedule

>all these anons answering volleyball
It is both the easiest answer and the best taste.

i would coach the chess team. those nerd broads are probably batshit and weird as hell in bed

I like dank pussy but I'm weird and I understand why you don't like it.

After reading this post I seriously laughed until I was weezing jesus christ good job senpai

Volley no doubt.

pusy

>Pussy doesnt get swampy until 5pm

Oh fuck I laughed harder at that than I really should have.

It's not a question of if you could coach any women's college sport.

It's a question of WHY would you coach any women's college sport.

With #metoo, #timesup, and all the other nonsense, you're signing your own death warrant if you work with women in any capacity.

the sex team if you know what i mean