/nfl/ general - Derek Barnett Edition

PHI:Foles underwent precautionary X-rays on ribs
MIN:Thielen struggles through back injury in loss
MIN:McKinnon totals 126 yards; up for free agency
MIN:Keenum heads to FA after 3-turnover NFCCG
PHI:Ertz burns Vikings safeties: 8/93 on 8 tgts
PHI:Ajayi logs 21 touches, his most as an Eagle
PHI:Alshon Jeffery goes 5/85/2 against Vikings
PHI:Foles drops bombs on Vikings in 38-7 blowout
NE:Pats rally to reach eighth SB of Brady era
NE:Rob Gronkowski (concussion) done for day
NE:Rex Burkhead (knee) ready to go for AFCCG
NE:Tom Brady (hand) officially active for AFCCG

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Xth for soul crsuhing realizations

First for return of BEWD

According to NBC Sports Washington and NBC Philadelphia, fans from the "City of Brotherly Love" have a long, difficult history with other teams, their own teams, one another and even Santa Claus. But they have quite an affinity for D-batteries.

Here are some of the highlights of that problematic past:

In 2016, a Phillies fan threw a beer bottle at slumping slugger Ryan Howard.

Again in 2016, angry fans of the Flyers National Hockey League team threw free wristbands meant to pay a tribute to Flyers owner Ed Snider — who had died from bladder cancer a week before — onto the ice, which eventually got so bad that the Flyers were given a delay-of-game penalty.

In 2014, a fan threw a cheesesteak sandwich at Washington Redskins player Chris Baker after he was ejected from their NFL game against the Eagles.

In 2010, police arrested a Phillies fan for purposefully projectile vomiting on an 11-year-old girl and her father during a game.

In 1999, Phillies fans threw D-batteries at St. Louis Cardinals outfielder J.D. Drew, whom the Phillies had drafted in 1997 but who didn't sign with the team.

In 1999, Eagles fans cheered when Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin suffered a career-ending spinal cord injury.

When the Eagles played Dallas, Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson had to be escorted off the field by the police because fans were throwing ice, snowballs and beer at him.

In 1983, Philadelphia fans beat Redskins mascot Chief Zee twice, breaking one of his legs.

Finally, in 1968, the Eagles had their annual Christmas-themed halftime show, and fans didn't enjoy the substitute Santa Claus who filled in for the original St. Nick, who had been delayed by winter weather. They pelted the Kris Kringle with snowballs.

>filthadelphia

Is this the best bowl to piss off the biggest amount of people?

Am i the only fan from the NFC East that want's to see eagles lose?

Patriots are clutch AF

youtu.be/O0SdDQaVNdw
>his face right now

Did someone say Derek!

Sorry can't hear you over the sounds of our conference championship victory and eventual Super Bowl victory

Has a fanbase ever been as utterly annihilated as all those shitposting Vikingsfags?

So does this prove that Carson Wentz is a system babby?

>Wentz kill
>BUTBUTBUTBUT THE IGGLES ARE FINISHED LLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMAAAAOOOOOOO

>the last two game in the regular season
>LMAO FOLES IS SHIT THE IGGLES ARE ONE AND DONE

>falcons go against the iggles in the playoffs
>AYYYY THE IGGLES ARE FINISHED BASED MATTY ICED
>W-WHO CARES IF THE IGGLES BEATEN LAST YEAR IT JUST REGULAR SEASON LMAOOOOOO

>viking playing against the iggles
>LMAO THE IGGLES ARE FINISHED NOWAY FOLES CAN BEAT THIS DEFENSE
>W-WHO CARES IF THEY BOOTYBLASTED THE VIKING LAST YEAR
>WHO CARE IF THE VIKINGS ARE DOMEBABBY
>CASE IS ELITE

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DUMB NIGGERS NOWWWWWWW???

Where you at bros?

*blocks your drunken revelry*

>Niggerdelphia

You mean the falseflaggers? They're laughing their asses off.

That didn't stop shit people were climbing street lights just fine

Is this the best possible timeline?

Only two outcomes
>Patriots win their 6th, Brady ascends GOAThood to GODhood
>Eagles finally win their first Super Bowl, Foles becomes the Philly folk hero he has always deserved to be

>eventual Super Bowl victory
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>Westshook

>Am i the only fan from the NFC East
What the fuck does this mean? You dont cheer for other teams in your division, you root against them.

>implying

I accept your concession

i am fucking trashed
go eagles

Chekin your dibs

>apes elite at climbing

shocking

Jags will easily be back in the AFCCG next year

Here's a tale of two Doug's
>With 55 seconds left in the 1st half and the ball at his 25 and the lead, Doug Marrone took two knees. He lost by 4 points.
>With 29 seconds left and the ball at his 20, Doug Pederson kept his foot on the gas and extended his lead. He won by 31.

>Our

Didn't know you played for the Eagles la.

>beat off for the first time in weeks
>blood in semen

nofap was a mistake

So if Carson Wentz was fully healthy and playing who would be the underdog?

>He doesn't know that I, Rick Lovato posts on Sup Forums
Hownew.ru

Probably the Patriots by 1.5, assuming he kept his MVP form in the playoffs

>Titans
>fans

how they thought a challenge was gonna slow people down is beyond me
>dune buggy up the rocky stairs
>attacking both the NFL personnel bus and the vikings players bus

Good night Sup Forums

How long did you edge for

Vikings defense this season gave up 37 yards against Tight ends on average. Zach Ertz effortlessly had 93 on 8 catches

Fuck Baker.

The jags

>Harrison Smith is the best safety in the NF–

Sleep tite raidspic

>The offensive genius who engineered a lethal 7 points against the Eagles will be the next head coach of the rival New York Giants
Bold move by NY, let's see if it pays off

That's what you get for giving up, retard.

He wasn't even the best safety in that game

>underestimating the patriots
Ohboyherewegoagain

>In 2014, a fan threw a cheesesteak sandwich at Washington Redskins player Chris Baker after he was ejected from their NFL game against the Eagles.

>In 1999, Eagles fans cheered when Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin suffered a career-ending spinal cord injury.

>When the Eagles played Dallas, Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson had to be escorted off the field by the police because fans were throwing ice, snowballs and beer at him.

>In 1983, Philadelphia fans beat Redskins mascot Chief Zee twice, breaking one of his legs.

>Finally, in 1968, the Eagles had their annual Christmas-themed halftime show, and fans didn't enjoy the substitute Santa Claus who filled in for the original St. Nick, who had been delayed by winter weather. They pelted the Kris Kringle with snowballs.

There is literally nothing wrong with any of these things. You faggots just cant handle the banter.

BlackJack Del Rio is coming to the gnats, redpill me, raiderbros?

Foles is already a hero in Philly. He could lose, and he'd still be one.

I-- What?

that was fucking awful

>Having confidence in your team is the same as underestimating the opposing team
Wrong. And I, Rick Lovato, and but one of 53. I have a simple job. Everyone will be prepared and motivated to win the big game in two weeks

there is no way you can tell his race

I was at the Philly game today. I hate how they retired Donovan's number.

Demi Lovato's husband? How's the puss?

was there puke on it?

>breaking the leg of a fucking mascot
>banter
Since when is acting like a pack of feral niggers considered banter?

Phenomenal, my friend. She's just what the kids say "The Bee's Knees"

I am Branden Albert
ama

>literally breaking someone's legss
>*banter*

No, I mean, I sat on the opposite side where they displayed the retired numbers.

BDawk I get but on the other side was McNabb. The most he did was win an NFC champ game.

How's the family?

Im the gm. Same thing

>giving a flying fuck about a mascot
Cry more bitch nigga

That's just how you greet people in Philly

>durr im too good to fucking assault a complete stranger
pussy

Fuck off Howie

>philly

I can guess

Hey, he's undefeated as an Eagles HC.

You don't have to get it. #5 will always love you

>being a pussy beta bitch
Not surprised if any basedlphian break your little soylegs

And he beat the New York Giants in that game

ok i'll allow it

Nigga what're you doing on Sup Forums nigga just go practice snapping that ball nigga like damn snap city son get to snappin'.

>In 1983, Philadelphia fans beat Redskins mascot Chief Zee twice, breaking one of his legs.
Well, what he did was very insensitive to native americans.

It's me, number 94, Beau Allen aka honey beau beau
We're wining it all, gaylord

>Cheering a spinal cord injury
>Attacking a mascot
>Chimping out in general
>B-b-banter

No, YOU fuck off.
Based Howie transformed a shit roster into one of the best in the NFL within two years.
What have you done lately?

McNabb is the best QB the Franchise has ever had thus far..most successful too.

Fucked my GF and came in her asshole

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>Participation trophies

...

You now remember Viking fans bragging about how Everson Griffith was going to obliterate Vaitai and create havoc in the backfield. How many combined Pressures, Hurries, Sacks, and QB hits did he have?

>p-please dont me mr big strong iggles gods
>l-let act classy fans
Bitch

Everyone look at how triggered this little soyflake is! Point and laugh at him, he'll probably start crying.

This was pretty much the whole game, blown coverages all night long and terrible pass protection. There were times where a defensive lineman literally just ran by a Vikings offensive lineman and the only reason Case didn't get sacked more than he did was because he's decent at moving in the pocket.

thank god I can relinquish hope and optimism and get back to the draft
eagles looked fucking fierce and the owl is gonna be fun

Everyone knows what the real prize is.

Eagles currently have 2 better on their roster. Sorry Donovan.

Fuck kff raiders fan

Maybe in the super bowl era. But does that mean shit if he never won an owl? Number retirings should be for the super special. In a QBs case, that is super bowls

Pat Shurmur moves to the Giants and takes Case Keenum with him, screencap this post

HOL UP
*THROWS BATTERIES*
IS YOU SAYIN
*BOOS SANTA*
THAT WE
*CHEERS SOMEONE BREAKING THEIR BACK*
THAT WE AINT
*CLIMBS GREASED POLE*
THE MAH FUCKIN GOOD GUYS?
*SHOOTS SOMEONE OVER CHEESESTEAK CHOICE*
AAWWW HELL NAWWW
*LOSES SUPERBOWL*

>he's a dicklet
anal is for faggots, user

Also, >implying gf

Kek

Lmao

Mild zozzle.

>Dolphins retired Marino's #13
why? he didnt even win an owl. How is he super special?

you had a great game
I like when the guy was acting up after last extra point and you just swatted him