So, recently I've learned that Americucks aren't even allowed to play poker at places like Poker Stars, or even gamble, online. Their own GOVERNMENT BANNED THEM FROM IT!
God forbid you put away your arms even when kids are shooting kids in schools, but you've been KEKED OUT of the chance to make a BETTER LIFE for yourself, using your knowledge of mathematical probability and pattern-observation to avoid being a WAGEKEKSLAVE while paying back the hundreds of thousands of dollars your USELESS DEGREE COST YOU.
HAHAHAHAHA WHEN WILL YOU USELESS AMERICUNTS LEARN?!?
Pure gambling is degenerate. Sup Forums is a christian board.
Angel Bailey
>he thinks its a good thing his country allows him to participate in easily fixed games
Typical europoor throwing money away on a scam and then telling everyone they're dumb for not falling for it.
David Rodriguez
This shitpost was leaf tier, nice proxy
Lincoln Smith
Christians have slaughtered millions, some in extremely inventive and gruesome ways, for hundreds of years.
All I'm doing is putting some of my hard-earned paycheque into an online account and calling out others in the cyber-world with the message, "you think you're good enough to take this? Step right up."
Name one instance where my """""""gambling"""""""" has raped, tortured and/or murdered an innocent child. Oh, you can't? That's right, I just fucking won. AGAIN.
Alexander Young
This also amuses me. Land of the """free""". You are free to do exactly as we tell you.
Ryan Gonzalez
I play on Betonline personally it's not the best and I agree that current laws are retarded but it's not impossible to do online gambling. Also going to Vegas next month because my gf has never been so I've got a weekend of casino poker to look forward to that isn't just our casual weekly home game
Jordan Lee
I'm new here, is this where I tell him vegemite is real food?
Jaxson Hall
You are """"""free"""""" to take out hundreds of thousands of dollars from the bank to cover your extremely-risky tertiary education degree and, instead of being allowed to play against other players online to win the money necessary to pay it back, you must instead break your back for 50+ hours per week at the behest of some cunt who doesn't respect you, paying tax to keep the American Dream alive, not to mention your kike overlords who skim a percentage off of the top of EVERYTHING.
Now put your hand across your chest, Americans, and sing with me:
OHHHH SAYYYYY CANNNN YOUUUUU SEEEEEE?
Hudson Walker
Online gambling sites don't have to post odds, don't have to prove their game is truly random, and can basically choose who wins.
You are a giant fucking retard for thinking your 3rd year math skills will win you anything except homelessness and debt.
Nathaniel Turner
sea es go lah do rigged to shit on most sites but raking in 5k on bets over virtual skins is not too bad
Eli Smith
uh, actually we CAN gamble, just not online.
I can walk out of my house right now, walk about a mile in any direction & find a place to gamble. You have "video gaming" places where you can gamble as well as video poker / slots at just about every bar in my town, plus some restaurants have those machines as well.
The reason why they banned it online is because the states can't get their money off of it like they can with IRL gambling.
Sebastian Ross
I was a reg at pokerstars for three years, eking out a neet existence thanks to the money
In the end its just as much a job as anyrhing wageslaves do and playing 12 tables at once DESTROYS your attention span.
The money spoils you too i knew people whod use piss bottles during their sessions because a bathroom break is x dollars not earned. You end up calculating everything.
The money can be nice and i had periods when i was earning more than the average person in poland playing shitty internet cards but this crap is bad for your psyche
This man was assassinated by the illuminati zionists for revealing underground human sacrifice to the public. Also. Weaponized cancer is what killed off Terrence Mckenna and Llyod pye
The origin of cancer is within energy because that's what everything is(all things origin from the basic truth that everything is energy) Within energy is information code which defines what someone/something is.
Clearly cancer is only natural when negativity creates a high durability hotspot in your energy body that happens to not get better resulting in cancer cells in the body.
I assume you're changing the subject because you admit you're a degenerate.
Many christians have also been degenerates. That goes without saying.
Xavier Morgan
Why do you keep remaking this thread? Did you lose a shit ton of money and this is your way of venting before someone comes to break your legs?
Thomas Anderson
He thinks I'm talking about betting against the HOUSE!
Look at him. Look at him, and laugh.
Parker White
Yeah but take poker for example. No need to choose who's winning, it's money going player to player, website earn money just by charging a tiny comission to every player who gets involved in a game on that website. By doing nothing but keeping active a website, they're earning money. Usually, money goes to a 15% of players who actually earn money by playing online poker.
Jose Stewart
Gambling is banned on a state by state, city by city basis. No Federal law says you cant gamble. Same with prostitution.
Angel Walker
>Christians have slaughtered millions, some in extremely inventive and gruesome ways, for hundreds of years. What always confuses me is how some Christians seem to think that Jesus died an unimaginably horrible death. Jesus was crucified and didn't even hang for long before he died. There are much much worse ways to be executed, crushed alive, breaking on the wheel, burned alive, hanged, drawn, and quartered, flayed alive, blood eagle, boiled alive, slow slicing, scaphism.
I mean yeah crucifixion sucks but honestly it isn't that bad all things considered.
Logan Hernandez
Define "degenerate." No, really. I dare you to define that in the context of the religion that's been passed down to you from generation to generation. Does my """""""evil gambling"""""" destroy nerve-endings? Am I shattering bone, ligament and muscle tissue alike as I click a mouse button to wager my money against other players, other players who know full well, both the rules of the game AND the stakes at which they're playing?
No.
You, however, you seem unable to grasp this because of decades of indoctrination to the Christian/Catholic/Judaism/Muslim/What-the-fuck-ever way of life. You're taught that gambling is "BAAAAD" and yet, look at the Holy Crusades. Thousands, if not millions slaughtered because some cunt couldn't get along with some other cunt, kick back and enjoy a beer while talking about their differences and maybe having a game of... whatever they fucking played back then.
Oh, no. I'm not a degenerate. I've never killed, maimed or molested a single person in my life. Nor do I intend to. I click a mouse button and type a few things and that's it.
Here endeth the LESSON.
Jaxson Butler
Gambling is allowed, but only where the government is sure they can tax it.
Josiah Butler
And yet here you are, being taxed up the arse on everything that you do and everything that you own, and the government has taken away your right to make a wager against another person in the comfort of your own home.
Holy shit, you cucks have been enslaved as FUCK.
Nicholas Long
You shouldn't be laughing OP. You could have earned more by ripping of american fishes. My mate quit poker because too many regs now and not enough Americans to rob.
Carson Phillips
I don't know what you are talking about Upside down Austria but here in my town I can drive about 10 minutes and arrive at one of three large casinos run by major publicy traded casino companies and play Texas Hold Em 24 hours a day, playing only the top 10 hands and taking the money of tourists who play overly aggressive.
Oh yeah and they give you little tables where you can eat food at so you never leave the table.
WHO IS SAD NOW BUDDY?!?!?!
Lucas Myers
This is a good thing though?
Here in the UK, 99% of gambling sites are hosted in tax havens in Malta and Gibraltar.
The UK doesn't tax on betting anymore, they tax the overall profits of the company.
Billions is essentially lost every year as a result of this but MPs are in the pockets of the gambling industry so it will never change.
Isaac Myers
>implying Russians aren't THE easiest people to win money from
You cunts are hilarious. Second only to Brazilians as the worst players ever.
Jose Anderson
Are you surprised? We once banned alcohol in the fucking constitution.
Every once in a while our Puritan heritage bubbles up.
James Hill
>leaving home and having to get nicely dressed, to play poker
It's just too much!!!
Henry Cruz
They're trustworthy companies that audit other companies like casinos to assure the public of fairness and give their seal of approval.
Gabriel Hernandez
Oh I bet, I'm positive the gambling company that makes its money off of bankrupting individuals is looking out for your best interests.
Im sure those "audits" are completely legit and they aren't bullshit at all, after all why would a corporation who's sole purpose is to make money lie to you?
You people are dumbfucks and online gambling is for idiots. Enjoy your nerve racking life of barely making ends meet and having to choose between going to the bathroom in an actual toilet or in a bottle because leaving for 1 minute tanks your earnings.
Carter Murphy
If a company had a reputation for being unfair, it'd be out-competed by companies with a better reputation.
The fact is gambling companies don't NEED to do anything extra to screw over the gambler and make money, the house is always making 0.5% of everything that moves (and in online services, probably far more from transaction fees).
Lucas Gray
They don't need to, you're right.
But you're a fucking output for thinking they aren't anyway. Its honestly hilarious that you think these gambling sites compete when in reality, they are co-operating to get more money out of dumb-shits like you. You're like those people who think their meth dealer is their friend.
Thomas Ross
because we aren't a free nation. usually when you have people say something like "religion of peace" or "land of the free" it means the exact opposite. we probably are the least free nation in the West desu.
Adrian Campbell
>out competed why do libertarians believe this? if the company who screws customers over has a huge foothold in the market and has great marketing the product can be shit as fuck.
Liam Martin
>using your knowledge of mathematical probability and pattern-observation to avoid being a WAGEKEKSLAVE
Kek. I hope you do realize that online poker is rigged as fuck. I constantly see the same patterns. Yesterday I was CL in a tournament when the pause for add-on came and I knew I would get a cooler situation later. Because on that site that's how it's set up. It came and I failed avoiding it. Then I failed calling with a hand (i deemed it problematic because of raisers tightness but would have gotten trips) and that's when I knew based on patterns the initial raiser (short stack) would come further than me in the tournament because that's how it's rigged. Yes it was me who made a mistake of not calling but the structure still stands. You get punished for those kind of mistakes. Then everything spiraled downwards and I wasn't able to win a pot. And after that I shoved GTO under 10BB and was out. All that I predicted came to fruition. The shortie who I knew would come further came further than me and I didn't cash.
Online poker takes some and gives some but it's almost impossible to win more than the rig has decreed for you.
Luis Campbell
Pokerstars is just software where in the end you'll lose
Bentley Jones
Americucks cant play poker anyway. They get cucked by finnish poker players like pic related all the time.
Anthony Ward
Try posting that again, only reading what you have typed before posting.
There is no greater market force than word-of-mouth. Thinking that you can overcome bad reputation is delusional.
Lucas Jackson
No, you're a degenerate regardless of how many you've killed.
Degeneracy is anything that degrades the human spirit. Pure gambling is one such act.
Carson Roberts
Autocorrect changed "idiot" to "output", big fucking deal.
I don't give a shit about this dumb ass thread anymore, honestly I support legalized gambling so I get to see losers like you slowly get addicted and then kill themselves when they realize how much debt they are in.
I hope for you that comes sooner rather than later.
