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are lad thugg nasty edition

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mathematics is a solved puzzle

>pic rel
what the fuck is this

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

Any Lil Pump men in?

it's 2017

New anti-white people game from Sweden devs

maths? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cox–Zucker_machine

how can you even be a 21 year old ex-cop haha?!

>white
works for schlomo
>black
lives a free and fulfilling life

wohoy

xDD

Did you just edit that and post it, fucking lame

are you a hacker?

racist

unarmed black male here

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>He was unaware of how lewd that name would sound in the future.[citation needed]
heh

drinking aldi lemonade straight out of the 2l bottle

poo nigger

least you still got your legs

madman absoluté
youtube.com/watch?v=K0prtzBhkSU

She's got a ticket to ri ide
She sgita a ticket to ri i ide
She's got a ticket to riiide
And she don't care

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*waltzes into /brit/*

Hmmm ah indeed.

you should replace alan

Where's the fucking PayPal option!?!?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

love are catalonia

have you lads ever considered that love is a battlefield?

degenerate orbitals are orbitals which occupy the same energy level

One of the smartest people in the world is trans. How can you say its only for the mentally ill?

From Evan Smith to Vivienne Ming.

Can you guys nuke India already

Just need to get a debit card and I'm in

bit gay

because the smartest person in the world is me and i don't like boys what look like girls

120+ iq can be considered mental illness

stupid chemists pretending to be physicists again

have some dignity tim

chemists are applied physicists

Ming?
heh k

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wouldn't mind a brit gf

tfw too intelligent for my body to handle

god doesm't exist lois

youtu.be/y5pi3sLRVZ0
vaguely disturbing

What are you talking about this is an absolute hoot, it's all confidential

picture it

Listening to Chopin and fantasizing about Emma Watson defecating on my face whilst being intoxicated. What a time to be alive.

have a wank a save yourself 99 money

Stop saying this it could get you in trouble

u want what a jew's had? fukkoff

God you disgrace

Once there was a land that lived in fear of seven Goblins...

fantastic morning poo I must say

smell nearly knocked me out cold

red man me

>we ought not to be, in a multicultural society, placing an eligibility requirement on entering parliament that in fact falls unevenly
Should Australia allow Chinese spies to enter Parliament? The Kiwis did and they are still a beacon of whiteness.

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

>head to till with ~€50 worth of sweets and chocolate bars
>cashier: 'gearing up for Halloween haha?'
>'.. eh y-yeah .. Halloween, thats it -haha!

solid of liquid. Haven't had a solid shit myself for a while, I miss the feeling

*rubs your tummy*

>solid of liquid.

a girl was buying herself perfume n her bf went "do you really need that" n she replied " do a really need u " u go hen

rock solid. practically had a 6-pack

>Get rung up buying a cucumber and some lube
>"Well somebody is going to have themselves a good time tonight."

>>head to till with ~€50 worth of sweets and chocolate bars
>>cashier: 'gearing up for Halloween haha?'
>>'.. eh y-yeah .. Halloween, thats it -haha!

what shop? tesco have 5 galaxy bars for 5 euro atm, bought 30 euros worth

love those ones where it just slides out leaving no trace behind in your arse to have to wipe

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Got an Indian friend. Sent me some dreadfully shit jokes and stuff that clearly do the rounds of 1 billion street shitters. Really upset him when I told him to stop, but it kept my sanity.

nice, jelly as fuck. is it all that carby pasta or something?

eat a lot of protein and no fiber for this. I do it and haven't wiped my ass in months. feels good

I want to fuck all of Emma Watson's holes.

>haven't wiped my ass in months

t. Emma Watson

some kind of insect laid eggs in my bed and there is larva crawling around now. fuck me

>bantering with yank grill from texas
>ask her how many guns she owns
>just 2, just my right and left arm

Decent

any lil pump man in?

Like what eggs and chicken?

loads of biscuits and stuff and pork pies

disgusting

what's the best film?

GF asked for sex this evening. Not sure i want it. Maybe just lay there and let her suck till i nut

Once there was a board that lived in fear of seven Goblins...

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any hedonist man in?

your ass is grass

Reckon Roman Polanski is a Polack nonce.

youtube.com/watch?v=2X1sIlbAGe0

feel indifferent to this meme it doesn't seem to be necessary

imagine being such a charlatan you feel compelled to photograph every book you read

Johnny's gonna die

poo on page
a

I don't listen to cRap!!

whats the easiest way to meet a lad for a quick blow job? i dont want to suck him desu

christ

upload your brain to the gay hive mind

any queen man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=bfMxHkC3_OM

How do I make freinds

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anly leftist intellectual man in?