Mfw a Serb

>mfw a Serb
>mfw too irrelevant for Jihadists to give a shit about
>mfw safer and comfier than all the so-called "first-world" countries

Feels good, mane.

>safer and comfier than all the so-called "first-world" countries

doubt this.
what are your salaries and rents?
how many are unemployed?

All the muslims there are alcoholics though.

what is this ''salary'' and ''employment'' you speak of, germanfriend? Can I drink it?

Well, you did have a Jihadi problem 20 or so years ago, right?

OP is kind of a fag, implying things won't go from 0 to 100 real quick as they always do.

>implying things won't go from 0 to 100 real quick as they always do

Socially and politically unaware troglodyte detected.

was your father a war criminal?

Enlighten me.

Why did you stop removing?
"The UN stopped me waaah" isn't a reason.

How many guns do you own?

How are the ethnic relations going?

Do the Eastern European Muslims sorta behave more civilized than their Arab brothers?

You had that whole war, though. Russia did too with its Muslim problem child.

I guess they really can't get along with people of other ways of life, unless they're subjugating them.

>mfw iktf

B-but can you sing us the song of your people?

Nothing will go to 100 because the whole of Europe, us included, is entering the "normalization" part of the subversive agenda, where weekly terror attacks will become just background noise.

>Socially and politically unaware troglodyte detected.
Oh enlightened one tell us how things work.Tell us how all the weapons they find in mosques and muslim homes are not real.Tell us how they even tell outright in facebook how they are going to make attacks soon.

isnt it really
you guys bombed us because we were killing them
saving poor mudslimes against ebil cannibal serbs

I live in a irrelevant right wing white suburban neighborhood /comfy/ here as well.

>Tell us how all the weapons they find in mosques and muslim homes are not real

Wut? That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying (((Europeans))) won't do anything about it because the subversion agenda has already advanced to its final stages.

yea you get blown up by your own government, or shot by your own thugs, and your children are raped by your own family and wind up in child porn produced by your own neighbors

P-please answer. Serbia is #2 in guns per capita, so you must own at least a few AK-pattern guns, right?

>tfw new zealand
pretty sure it will happen, but i don't think it will happen soon

not sure which country you are talking about here

I only have a Zastava pistol.

>feelsbadman.jpg

me too thanks

>That's not what I'm saying
Then learn to express yourself better and improve your reading comprehension because your post meant completely different thing.
>subversion agenda has already advanced to its final stages
Maybe where you live but here they are hated enough already that they are scared to come here and even less do a attack.But if attack happened somehow there will be finally a ethnic cleansing.

Come on, lad. What are you doing!?

>But if attack happened somehow
what is sarafovo

desu if they did something here nothing would happen
since tadic our leaders have been pushing the agenda that we are to blame for everything
serbia is fucked honestly

Most of the guns here are actually illegal and are from wars in the nineties, legal ones are not easy to obtain, specially not AKs. I missed my chance to get my hands on some of 'em.

so where does that statistic about guns per capita come from? it can't possibly factor in illegal weapons, right?

no idea really
maybe something old
there were many people who kinda forgot returning their weapons after the kosovo shit

When are the serbs rising up and kill the ustace and remove Kebab?

Not exactly sure. Maybe from rural areas where most households do have a hunting rifle/shotgun. Nobody in my extended family has anything more than that.

Yeah but its was not that massive compared with the rest of europe(only 6 died) but still fueled more than enough hatred.If something like in Nice happened here and right now where muslim hate is at it peak there will sure be a shitstorm.

It'd only be in Auckland, so no New Zealand citizens hurt.

>it can't possibly factor in illegal weapons, right?

It does, actually. As I recall, there were many times where the police would go around and ask for people to surrender their firearms. Nobody did because they remembered the war and were determined not to be victims again.

People even have RPGs and such.

>inb4 radical Bosniak from republika """""srbska"""" goes on an Islam peace spreading mission across the border

>tfw irrelevant but not some Balkan shithole

>Nobody in my extended family has anything more than that.

City slickers get out reeeeeeeeeeee

never we are getting cucked like all those fucking western countries

I'm not sure about the situation in Serbia, but Croatia is pretty much a puppet state. 80% of our banks are owned by Germans, and we all know who owns the German banks. The rest is owned by Italians, Hungarians and so forth. The government is collapsing upon itself, with everyone blaming everyone for shady businesses. And ever since we joined the EU we've been good pets obeying their every request. Our forests are being sold online, coke bought most of our water sources and our biggest income, tourism, is also being run by everyone except us. Merkel told us to let the Muslims thru, and we obeyed, without question. For weeks our TV and news were plagued by images and talks of the poor helpless refugees.
Croatia has no independence.

Slavs have evolved an immunity to such trifles. As long as they have their krokodil and vodka they can run indefinitely, like their tanks

Remove Belgrade

so how was the actual info for the statistic gathered? was it polls or just a calculation based on the unaccounted for gunz?

Cities are the only place where you can earn some decent money in this country, tbqh. (unless you own a LOT of land or something)

Serbia celebrates terrorism though

>he forgot about that time in '99 when muslims annexed a chunk of serbia
>hundreds of thousands of muslims roam serbia in their million haji march towards germanistan
>safe and comfy

you're off your meds op

nah, they won't do that, because they know blowback would fuck them up
unlike in West you always have a critical mass of tools here who are ready to form mosque-torching mobs
also, most of Christians here shittalk Muslims behind their back, and opposite is true
we only pretend to be in good relations, but most hate ''Turks''

more or less the same here
just a puppet state with masters jumping through hoops to show how they are good little pets to the EU and US
though we somehow still try to side with russia as well
eh maybe wanting to be on the right side if shit goes bad for one

>Eastern European Muslims
I suppose you mean the balkans. And yeah, they're probably the best breed of muzzies you can find. Drink alcohol, eat bacon, like dogs, no public prayers and have some basic respect for women (ie no hijabs or that crap).
Also, they're not all called muhhamed and don't have those stupid beards. They pretty much look and behave like every other fella around here.

>implying ever
In the 90's they had the whole of JNA on their side, which was the 3rd strongest army in Europe, against villagers with hunting rifles and improvised weaponry, and they still lost.
What makes you think they'd stand a chance now, when we've got an actual functioning military?

>so how was the actual info for the statistic gathered?

Don't know, really. All I know is that Serbs like their guns and won't give them up.

Sure, but living in a city is suffocating. How do you deal with it?

>tfw feels safe man

>against villagers with hunting rifles and improvised weaponry

Nice meme.

>when we've got an actual functioning military?
>functioning military

Lmao.

>but most hate ''Turks''
Isn't that just self hatred though?
Not true,the number of ultra-orthodox muslims are increasing in B&H

Suffocating? In what way?

The whole orchestra of the Balkan wars and Yugoslavian collapse was a power move by, i'm guessing, the western powers, kikes, whatever. I'm still unsure of who exactly is pulling the strings. All i'm gonna say is that since Tito's death no balkan native had any real authority. Serbs, Croats and Bosnians are pretty much all the same people, caught in a sespool of clashing cultures, with our whole history being inslaved with powers beyond us. In this case the history repeats itself. I've also heard that even Tito, with all his power, wasn't in complete control over Yugoslavia, but it was the closest we ever got to it. Croatian people are buttfucked, ignorant and stupid, and i hate that fact. Our educational system is a fucking joke. Even a peasant would have a laugh after 2 weeks of our public education. Its a sad, sad situation here. Serbs and Croatians should stand together if our grandchildren are to see future as legitimate nations.

Tatar neighbour reporting in, mate.

Too bad eventually the western cucks will depend on slavs and balkanlar to save their muslim ravaged asses.

Oh, well, might just go Khan Tervel one last time before plunging into oblivion.

Why would ISIS target an already dying country? They can colonise it near future with very little resistance.

>they're not all called muhhamed
yes, they're called Selim, Mehmed, Alija, Bakir and shit
>they had the whole of JNA on their side
that's such a meme opinion user
whole JNA was never deployed in Croatia and even if it was majority of Serbians didn't want to fight in Croatia
response to mobilization was 11%
that's why they flopped hard in Vukovar for example
war in Croatia was pretty dumb and everyone always knew that and crying about muh poor Krajina Serbs only started long after war
they were idiots who were tricked by Milošević

enslaved*

nice meme m8 but you got it wrong
in reality, Turks are Balkan and Anatolian converts, so their hatred is self-hatred

You have a tiny apartment and there are a quadrillion people around you every single day.

At least when i go out i am not afraid of being beaten to death or have my girlfriend groped by some rapefugee.

I would pay 10% of my earnings to stay as safe as i am right now.

So tl;dr - fascism is the only answer?

post the view from your window mr. tripfag, i love the country

>ko nas bre zavadi
Croats and Serbs are NOT same people
yes we're extremely similar but both Croats and Serbs are old nations/tribes
and Bosniaks are just convert Croats and Serbs

nah serbian towns are small
the largest one has what 1.something milion people
but fuck Belgrade honestly, they are all west turned degenerates
Vojvodina has such fucks as well but it also has a large amount of patriot groups which will never let the fucks leave Serbia

Gib back land you sea Serb. You and serbs are basically twin brothers and should join together. We would buy back our clay so your people can improve their living standard.

Nah, mate, Belgrade is not that densely populated. There's lots of green here too and a whole forest right in the middle of it if you're sick of the pavement. True about the small apartment, tho.

Their birth rate has actually increased over the past few years, now higher then a lot of European countries

By that logic aren't you different from the serbs as well? Didn't you have your own state? (Raska/Zeta/Duklja)

Lazy fucker. Get off your ass and get to work.

Serb is most expert at removal of kebab

Duklja was a Serb state though
but Croats and Serbs are different tribes

I haven't got any pictures, actually.

I have a question for you, though, when are you going to join Dinko's militia?

They're looking for more people to help patrol the border.

>You and serbs are basically twin brothers and should join together.
I actually agree, I'm just shitposting mate.
Sadly the people are far too brainwashed with nationalistic hatred to objectively look at the world around them and spot the real enemies Which is exactly what brings me to the conclusion that democracy won't achieve anything. Both countries need a fascist authoritarian leadership to stand a chance at pulling ourselves out of this shit.

THIS. Thumbs up Croatbro for being aware.
That's what pisses me off when people on here act like the Eastern European nations are our saviors, but they ignore everything that's actually happening there and do no research.

I was meming but you are also wrong; Turks are closer to Greeks and Jews than balkan slavs.
>Slovenia
>Legitimate clay
Pick one and only one.
hello /jp/

You mean different Slav tribes? We're a mixture of a bunch of slav tribes, so I assumed that was true for the other slavs as well.

Are you saying Serbs and Croats are historically nations composed of one Slav tribe each?

they were states, but they were counted as serbian ones
Bosna, Raska, Duklja, Zahumlje i Travunija were the five serbian states back then, at times one was stronger at times the other.
but the most important ones were Raska and Duklja, which eventually became a place where serbian kings sent their sons to learn how to rule a country.

shit, the butthurt Dinko is causing is 10/10, I love how mad it gets the liberal weenies and Sofia "intellectuals"

Yeah i'm well aware of that, still similar blood, similar traditions, shared history and so on. Different on small scales, same on larger ones.
I dream one day my people find some inner strength to fucking create something for the history books thats not obsolete, trash and a fucking joke. 6 years of croatian history, every year repeating the last all over again. And they talk with pride about how we were enslaved from all sides, our greatest monuments were built by foreigners to reduce public resistance, as a promise of better times. Even during our periods of "freedom" we were serving other countries causes. Much love serbs, bosnians, slovenians and all of balkan. I'll hope for a better future for all of us.

>>mfw too irrelevant for Jihadists to give a shit about

What is Kosovo?
What is Bijelo polje?

>Turks are closer to Greeks
true, I didn't argue otherwise, but they have a big Balkan element too (expulsions in 19th century, millions of people)
yes, different tribes, which became nations
Serbs however are probably also a mix of tribes, they assimilated other Slav tribes here that came previously
Slavs are in Balkans since 6th century, while both Serbs and Croats came in 8th

How to know whether my family is Serbian or Croatian? My surname? I saw a lot of croats with that surname.

He's one of my heroes. He is doing what nobody else dared to do.

>Bosna
Bosna was a Croatian state
problem is Croats and Serbs are so similar they can't coexist in a same state
same retarded mentality and superficial differences cause that
some cooperation is fine though, and pretty much necessary
what's your surname?
maybe you can track records, we have church records but I'm not sure if Muslims had similar thing

At this point who knows. I have a surname that originated in Croatia, also a famous Croatian writer has the surname, but nowadays my whole wider family is spread across the world, from Canada, all over balkans, all the way to 'stralia. And does it even matter, you'll be called a bosniak regardless.

>Are you saying Serbs and Croats are historically nations composed of one Slav tribe each?
Serbs and Croats were 2 separate tribes that both came to this area some 1400 years ago. Croats settled near the shore, modern day dalmacija, while Serbs settled further east, modern day Serbia and parts of Bosnia.

Every other ethnicity / nationality in the northern balkans is entirely made up, mostly for political reasons.
Montenegrins are Serbs. Bosniaks are Croats and Serbs who've converted to Islam during the Ottoman wars. Albanians are part illyric with heavy turkish mix. Genetic mapping confirms all this.

Also, Kosovo is Serbia.

I doubt that because muslims have turk last names and ić in the end. Try to go to a priest in your area and ask for church books, if your ancestors lived there he will be able to tell you how they were called before accepting islam

Mašić
I know there are also some in Serbia and Montenegro but mostly Croats.
Yes even my greatgrandfather was an ustaša.

Not a smoldering crater yet unfortunately.

>mfw most atheist country in muslim world
>mfw our country surronded by christians
>mfw south border is totally azeri
>mfw goverment says Babek is greatest azeri ever lived (he fought against arab caliphate)

>ITT

That's nice and all, but what's your point?

>heavy Turkish mix
Albanians have almost none of Turkish mix
why the fuck would some Turk move to Albania?
Turks (talking about real Turks, tribal nomads) didn't really settle in Balkans in relevant numbers
''Turks'' in Balkans are converts
in records people often pointed out the paradox of Muslims here calling themselves Turks despite the fact 95% of them didn't speak Turkish
Turk simply meant Muslim

Btw every muslim is shia so there is no terrorism

muslims on my facebook are ignoring the Nice attack and posting about the memorial of some serbian massacre of muslims

what is this?

Yeah we were taught that version in school. But you should know our schools are bullshit, history books written by bastards who have no background in it. I know that what i was taught is mostly utter bullshit, and i'm guessing most f world history is just that. Victors write the history books, the history we are taught is far from the objective point of view. Most of it is assumptions. Who knows what truly happened all those years ago.

>muslims on my facebook are ignoring the Nice attack

Don't you ignore every bombing in the ME?

M8, I live in Finland in a forest, I doubt someone is gonna perform Jihad here