Movies For Kids That Aren't Shit Tier

What are some good movies to watch with my nephew that I can be sure won't rob him of his soul? Kids movies are so patronizing and lazily written these days, so it's hard to find wholesome entertainment for kids that also isn't artless and degenerative. I want to defy his parent's orders by showing him something that isn't Minions or Frozen.

back to the future trilogy.
more family movies than kids movies, but kids love them too

getting the obvious ones out of the way

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over the hedge

Ratatouille

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

That's my favorite movie of all time that's forced viewing for my nephew. With this movie in mind, I can't think of a single post-2000 musical with any memorable songs (memorable for being good). Musicals are a dead genre as far as I'm concerned.

>SUUPERMAAN

The goonies

Underrated disney masterpieces like Atlantis and Treasure Planet.

this one was great

Actually Rango is pretty underrated if you haven't seen that one. My two favorite movies as a kid were Spirited Away and Matilda which are really good kids movies as well.

The Prince of Egypt

I like The Road to El Dorado

rewatched this not so long ago
the pacing seemed off somehow. It wasn't bad or anything, but everything happened alot faster than I remembered it

The Emperor's New Groove. The funniest fucking movie Disney has ever made.

First half of atlantis was incredible. Second half was trash. Animation was pretty inconsistent but what was good was REALLY fucking good.

Vinny is one of the best side characters in any Disney movie though.

General Generic is one of the worst Disney villains.

Belladonna of Sadness

All movies are for kids

everyone is a son or daughter of someone

Never seen this. It looks beautiful.

t. George Lucas

Brave Little Toaster and Emperors New Groove

>be kid in local video shop
>see cool looking cartoon movie
>'Fist of the North Star'
>doesn't even register to me that it's an 18
>store owners let me rent any movie I want because parents said it's okay

Never did me any harm

100% on Vinnie, very memorable.

This.

Song of the Sea is a good choice OP.

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These and the two lion king movies.

tarzan was pretty good

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Up

Cars

Live action would actually be harder, does Big count, or is it too vulgar?

Got you, famalam.

The Prince of Egypt.
I didn't watch it until I was 22 somehow.
Fucking beautiful movie

I forgot about Big. There is some temporal pedophilia in that movie, but there's no way my little nephew will get that yet. Goddamn this thread is full of so many winners.

Whenever I see Casper Van Dien in any movie that isn't SST, I just pretend he's playing Johnny Rico.

Great score by Hans Zimmer, awesome visuals. Could be a little too harsh for younger kids tho (slavery, mass infanticide, the plagues)

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This

When thinking of kids movies why does no one ever remember Babe?
It's a legit good fucking movie and the ending is pure kino.

15 years later and I still laugh like a retard every time I watch it

watch the MCU, its for kids and usually pretty meh but some are not entirely shit.

when your nephew is a bit older introduce him to the DCU

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Because Babe 2 is better remembered.

Have your own fucking kids instead of co-opting your slut sister's

Cringekino.

>You stay, I go. No following.

One of Pixars absolute best.

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I hated finding out this wasn't successful. It's an amazing film.

Wasted potential. I remember being creeped out by the trailers as a kid

I disagree. I think it IS their best. Finding Nemo is a close second with Toy Story 2 as third.

KINO

This

holy shit I completely forgot about this movie good choice

OP DO NOT SHOW HIM THIS

KYS
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Fantastic Mr Fox

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Anything by studio ghibli

>found genocyber on vhs at the video store once
Boy that gave me nightmares

Is The Wind Rises really made for kids?

Miyazaki likes to tackle different genres. Ponyo and Princess and Mononoke are definitely not made for the same demographic.

I'd probably say it's their best overall movie.
But I think the best work they've ever done was the first 30 minutes of wall-e. It was so simple yet so magical at the same time. A very hard thing to accomplish.

Not him but, no that is not a kids movie.
There's nothing inherently 'adult' about it.
It's just they would be watching it for the pretty colors and animation while having no idea what's really going on.

This is sincerely one of my all time favorite movies and it brings me a lot of joy watching it for whatever reason.
I don't know how many people here actually like it since it hasn't been mentioned yet.

Great movie

This user fucking knows, the GOAT.

Boggis, Bunce, and Bean

I rented this at the video store to put on for my 8 year old and 6 year old, thinking it'd be a fun family movie judging by the cover. Boy was I wrong. The one scene in particular where the VC bodies are being burned in the pit and it zooms into one of their exploded eye sockets while Army Dog pisses directly into his skull gave ME nightmares for a week, can't imagine what it did to the kids.

Great film.
I wonder how many kids these days know they joy of listening to Rainbow Connection for the first time.

Fucking based

surprisingly, all of Shaun the Sheep is pure kino

I couldnt stand it at first, but holy shit those are some wily fucking sheep

Fantastic taste

The intro gets you hooked and it's sung by a tiny Tom Jones

>"you gave me loaded dice?"

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when they went to the island it felt like a spykids movie and i hated it, only good at the start and the very end

why was this movie 100% pure 90's kino??

he won't get half of it but it's still a great ride

This is pretty standard. Roeg and Henson are weird bedfellows in this production.

Another Jim Henson kids film. This time, he collaborates with Golden Harvest.